diff --git a/cah_cards.sql b/cah_cards.sql new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c19b873 --- /dev/null +++ b/cah_cards.sql @@ -0,0 +1,794 @@ +-- Cards Against Humanity cards by Andy Janata is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. +-- Based on a work at www.cardsagainsthumanity.com. +-- For more information, see http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ + +-- This file contains the Black Cards and White Cards for Cards Against Humanity, as a script for importing into PostgreSQL. There should be a user named cah. + +-- +-- PostgreSQL database dump +-- + +SET statement_timeout = 0; +SET client_encoding = 'UTF8'; +SET standard_conforming_strings = off; +SET check_function_bodies = false; +SET client_min_messages = warning; +SET escape_string_warning = off; + +-- +-- Name: cah; Type: DATABASE; Schema: -; Owner: cah +-- + +CREATE DATABASE cah WITH TEMPLATE = template0 ENCODING = 'UTF8' LC_COLLATE = 'C' LC_CTYPE = 'C'; + + +ALTER DATABASE cah OWNER TO cah; + +\connect cah + +SET statement_timeout = 0; +SET client_encoding = 'UTF8'; +SET standard_conforming_strings = off; +SET check_function_bodies = false; +SET client_min_messages = warning; +SET escape_string_warning = off; + +SET search_path = public, pg_catalog; + +SET default_tablespace = ''; + +SET default_with_oids = false; + +-- +-- Name: black_cards; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: +-- + +CREATE TABLE black_cards ( + id integer NOT NULL, + text character varying(255) NOT NULL, + draw smallint DEFAULT 0, + pick smallint DEFAULT 1, + creator integer +); + + +ALTER TABLE public.black_cards OWNER TO cah; + +-- +-- Name: COLUMN black_cards.creator; Type: COMMENT; Schema: public; Owner: cah +-- + +COMMENT ON COLUMN black_cards.creator IS 'NULL for default card, non-NULL for user id'; + + +-- +-- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: cah +-- + +CREATE SEQUENCE black_cards_id_seq + START WITH 1 + INCREMENT BY 1 + NO MAXVALUE + NO MINVALUE + CACHE 1; + + +ALTER TABLE public.black_cards_id_seq OWNER TO cah; + +-- +-- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE OWNED BY; Schema: public; Owner: cah +-- + +ALTER SEQUENCE black_cards_id_seq OWNED BY black_cards.id; + + +-- +-- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: cah +-- + +SELECT pg_catalog.setval('black_cards_id_seq', 90, true); + +-- +-- Name: hibernate_sequence; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: postgres +-- + +CREATE SEQUENCE hibernate_sequence + START WITH 1 + INCREMENT BY 1 + NO MAXVALUE + NO MINVALUE + CACHE 1; + + +ALTER TABLE public.hibernate_sequence OWNER TO postgres; + +-- +-- Name: hibernate_sequence; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: postgres +-- + +SELECT pg_catalog.setval('hibernate_sequence', 3, true); + + +-- +-- Name: white_cards; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: +-- + +CREATE TABLE white_cards ( + id integer NOT NULL, + text character varying(255) NOT NULL, + creator integer +); + + +ALTER TABLE public.white_cards OWNER TO cah; + +-- +-- Name: COLUMN white_cards.creator; Type: COMMENT; Schema: public; Owner: cah +-- + +COMMENT ON COLUMN white_cards.creator IS 'NULL for default, non-NULL for user id'; + + +-- +-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: cah +-- + +CREATE SEQUENCE white_cards_id_seq + START WITH 1 + INCREMENT BY 1 + NO MAXVALUE + NO MINVALUE + CACHE 1; + + +ALTER TABLE public.white_cards_id_seq OWNER TO cah; + +-- +-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE OWNED BY; Schema: public; Owner: cah +-- + +ALTER SEQUENCE white_cards_id_seq OWNED BY white_cards.id; + + +-- +-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: cah +-- + +SELECT pg_catalog.setval('white_cards_id_seq', 460, true); + + +-- +-- Name: id; Type: DEFAULT; Schema: public; Owner: cah +-- + +ALTER TABLE black_cards ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('black_cards_id_seq'::regclass); + + +-- +-- Name: id; Type: DEFAULT; Schema: public; Owner: cah +-- + +ALTER TABLE white_cards ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('white_cards_id_seq'::regclass); + + +-- +-- Data for Name: black_cards; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah +-- + +COPY black_cards (id, text, draw, pick, creator) FROM stdin; +1 Why can't I sleep at night? 0 1 \N +2 I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one 0 1 \N +3 What's a girl's best friend? 0 1 \N +4 What's that smell? 0 1 \N +5 _____? There's an app for that 0 1 \N +7 What is Batman's guilty pleasure? 0 1 \N +8 TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes. 0 1 \N +9 What ended my last relationship? 0 1 \N +10 MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____ 0 1 \N +11 I drink to forget _____ 0 1 \N +12 I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____. 0 1 \N +13 During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____. 0 1 \N +14 Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____. 0 1 \N +15 What's that sound? 0 1 \N +16 Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? 0 1 \N +17 What's the next Happy Meal® toy? 0 1 \N +18 Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _____. 0 1 \N +19 It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____. 0 1 \N +20 _____. That's how I want to die. 0 1 \N +21 In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time. 0 1 \N +22 What does Dick Cheney prefer? 0 1 \N +23 I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for _____. 0 1 \N +24 Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____. 0 1 \N +25 What's the most emo? 0 1 \N +26 In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency. 0 1 \N +27 What's the next superhero? 0 1 \N +28 A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____. 0 1 \N +29 Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____. 0 1 \N +30 _____. Betcha can't have just one! 0 1 \N +31 White people like _____. 0 1 \N +32 _____. High five, bro. 0 1 \N +33 During sex, I like to think about _____. 0 1 \N +34 War! What is it good for? 0 1 \N +35 BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _____. 0 1 \N +36 What will always get you laid? 0 1 \N +37 When I'm in prison, I'll have _____ smuggled in. 0 1 \N +38 What did I bring back from Mexico? 0 1 \N +39 What are my parents hiding from me? 0 1 \N +40 What helps Obama unwind? 0 1 \N +41 What's there a ton of in heaven? 0 1 \N +42 What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? 0 1 \N +43 The US has begun airdropping _____ to the children of Afghanistan. 0 1 \N +44 What's the new fad diet? 0 1 \N +45 When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____. 0 1 \N +46 Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage. 0 1 \N +47 When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____. 0 1 \N +48 What don't you want to find in your Chinese food? 0 1 \N +49 What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? 0 1 \N +50 How am I maintaining my relationship status? 0 1 \N +51 _____. It's a trap! 0 1 \N +52 Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical. 0 1 \N +53 While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____. 0 1 \N +54 After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought _____ to all the people of New Orleans. 0 1 \N +55 Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers _____. 0 1 \N +56 What never fails to liven up the party? 0 1 \N +57 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____. 0 1 \N +58 What gives me uncontrollable gas? 0 1 \N +59 What's my secret power? 0 1 \N +60 When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of _____. 0 1 \N +61 The class field trip was completely ruined by _____. 0 1 \N +62 What do old people smell like? 0 1 \N +63 What am I giving up for lent? 0 1 \N +64 In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _____. 0 1 \N +65 In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____. 0 1 \N +66 Why do I hurt all over? 0 1 \N +67 Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _____. 0 1 \N +68 I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____. 0 1 \N +69 Life was difficult for cavemen before _____. 0 1 \N +70 What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? 0 1 \N +71 What's the crustiest? 0 1 \N +72 _____: Good to the last drop. 0 1 \N +73 What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? 0 1 \N +74 _____: Kid-tested, Mother-approved 0 1 \N +75 What gets better with age? 0 1 \N +76 Why am I sticky? 0 1 \N +77 What's my anti-drug? 0 1 \N +86 Make a haiku. 2 3 \N +78 And the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____. 0 2 \N +89 That's right, I killed _____. How, you ask? _____. 0 2 \N +79 For my next trick, I will pull _____ out of _____. 0 2 \N +80 _____ is a slippery slope that leads to _____. 0 2 \N +83 In his new summer comedy, Rob Scheider is _____ trapped in the body of _____. 0 2 \N +85 I never truly understood _____ until I encountered _____. 0 2 \N +87 Lifetime® presents _____, the story of _____. 0 2 \N +88 When I was tripping on acid, _____ turned into _____. 0 2 \N +6 This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with _____ 0 1 \N +84 Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _____ stuffed with _____. 0 2 \N +82 In a world ravaged by _____, our only solace is _____. 0 2 \N +90 _____ + _____ = _____ 2 3 \N +81 In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _____ had really been _____ all along. 0 2 \N +\. + + +-- +-- Data for Name: white_cards; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah +-- + +COPY white_cards (id, text, creator) FROM stdin; +1 Coat hanger abortions. \N +2 Man meat. \N +3 Autocannibalism. \N +4 Vigorous jazz hands. \N +5 Flightless birds. \N +6 Pictures of boobs. \N +7 Doing the right thing. \N +8 Hunting accidents. \N +9 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette. \N +10 The violation of our most basic human rights. \N +11 Viagra®. \N +12 Self-loathing. \N +13 Spectacular abs. \N +14 An honest cop with nothing left to lose. \N +15 Abstinence. \N +16 A balanced breakfast. \N +17 Mountain Dew Code Red. \N +18 Concealing a boner. \N +19 Roofies. \N +20 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts. \N +21 Tweeting. \N +22 The Big Bang. \N +23 Amputees. \N +25 Former President George W. Bush. \N +26 Being marginalized. \N +27 Smegma. \N +28 Laying an egg. \N +29 Cuddling. \N +30 Aaron Burr. \N +31 The Pope. \N +32 A bleached asshole. \N +33 Horse meat. \N +34 Genital piercings. \N +35 Fingering. \N +36 Elderly Japanese men. \N +37 Stranger danger. \N +38 Fear itself. \N +39 Science. \N +40 Praying the gay away. \N +41 Same-sex ice dancing. \N +42 The terrorists. \N +43 Making sex at her. \N +44 German dungeon porn. \N +45 Bingeing and purging. \N +46 Ethnic cleansing. \N +47 Cheating in the Special Olympics. \N +48 Nickelback. \N +49 Heteronormativity. \N +50 William Shatner. \N +51 Making a pouty face. \N +52 Chainsaws for hands. \N +53 The placenta. \N +54 The profoundly handicapped. \N +55 Tom Cruise. \N +56 Object permanence. \N +57 Goblins. \N +58 An icepick lobotomy. \N +59 Arnold Schwarzenegger. \N +60 Hormone injections. \N +61 A falcon with a cap on its head. \N +62 Foreskin. \N +63 Dying. \N +64 Stunt doubles. \N +65 The invisible hand. \N +66 Jew-fros. \N +67 A really cool hat. \N +68 Flash flooding. \N +69 Flavored condoms. \N +70 Dying of dysentery. \N +71 Sexy pillow fights. \N +72 The Three-Fifths compromise. \N +73 A sad handjob. \N +74 Men. \N +75 Historically black colleges. \N +76 Sean Penn. \N +77 Heartwarming orphans. \N +78 Waterboarding. \N +79 The clitoris. \N +80 Vikings. \N +81 Friends who eat all the snacks. \N +82 The Underground Railroad. \N +83 Pretending to care. \N +84 Raptor attacks. \N +85 A micropenis. \N +86 A Gypsy curse. \N +87 Agriculture. \N +88 Bling. \N +89 A clandestine butt scratch. \N +90 The South. \N +91 Sniffing glue. \N +92 Consultants. \N +93 My humps. \N +94 Geese. \N +95 Being a dick to children. \N +96 Party poopers. \N +97 Sunshine and rainbows. \N +98 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. \N +99 Mutually-assured destruction. \N +100 Heath Ledger. \N +101 Sexting. \N +102 An Oedipus complex. \N +103 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. \N +104 A sausage festival. \N +105 Michael Jackson. \N +106 Skeletor. \N +107 Chivalry. \N +108 Sharing needles. \N +109 Being rich. \N +110 Muzzy. \N +111 Count Chocula. \N +112 Spontaneous human combustion. \N +113 College. \N +114 Necrophilia. \N +115 The Chinese gymnastics team. \N +116 Global warming. \N +117 Farting and walking away. \N +118 Emotions. \N +119 Uppercuts. \N +120 Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers. \N +121 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. \N +122 Penis envy. \N +123 Letting yourself go. \N +124 White people. \N +125 Dick Cheney. \N +126 Leaving an awkward voicemail. \N +127 Yeast. \N +128 Natural selection. \N +130 Twinkies®. \N +131 A LAN party. \N +132 Opposable thumbs. \N +133 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato. \N +134 Soiling oneself. \N +135 A sassy black woman. \N +136 Sperm whales. \N +137 Teaching a robot to love. \N +138 Scrubbing under the folds. \N +139 A drive-by shooting. \N +140 Whipping it out. \N +141 Panda sex. \N +142 Catapults. \N +143 Will Smith. \N +144 Toni Morrison's vagina. \N +145 Five-Dollar Foot-longs™. \N +146 Land mines. \N +147 A sea of troubles. \N +148 A zesty breakfast burrito. \N +24 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. \N +149 Christopher Walken. \N +150 Friction. \N +151 Balls. \N +152 AIDS. \N +153 The KKK. \N +154 Figgy pudding. \N +155 Seppuku. \N +156 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. \N +157 Gandhi. \N +158 Dave Matthews Band. \N +159 Preteens. \N +160 The token minority. \N +161 Friends with benefits. \N +162 Re-gifting. \N +163 Pixelated bukkake. \N +164 Substitute teachers. \N +165 Take-backsies. \N +166 A thermonuclear detonation. \N +167 The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™. \N +168 Waiting 'til marriage. \N +169 A tiny horse. \N +170 A can of whoop-ass. \N +171 Dental dams. \N +172 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell. \N +173 Old-people smell. \N +174 Genghis Khan. \N +175 Authentic Mexican cuisine. \N +176 Oversized lollipops. \N +177 Garth Brooks. \N +178 Keanu Reeves. \N +179 Drinking alone. \N +180 The American Dream. \N +181 Taking off your shirt. \N +182 Giving 110%. \N +183 Flesh-eating bacteria. \N +184 Child abuse. \N +185 A cooler full of organs. \N +186 A moment of silence. \N +187 The Rapture. \N +188 Keeping Christ in Christmas. \N +189 RoboCop. \N +190 That one gay Teletubby. \N +191 Sweet, sweet vengeance. \N +192 Fancy Feast®. \N +194 Being a motherfucking sorceror. \N +195 Jewish fraternities. \N +196 Edible underpants. \N +197 Poor people. \N +198 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99. \N +199 Britney Spears at 55. \N +200 That thing that electrocutes your abs. \N +201 The folly of man. \N +202 Fiery poops. \N +203 Cards Against Humanity. \N +204 A murder most foul. \N +205 Me time. \N +206 The inevitable heat death of the universe. \N +207 Nocturnal emissions. \N +208 Daddy issues. \N +209 The hardworking Mexican. \N +210 Natalie Portman. \N +211 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. \N +212 Nipple blades. \N +213 Assless chaps. \N +214 Full frontal nudity. \N +215 Hulk Hogan. \N +216 Passive-agression. \N +217 Ronald Reagan. \N +218 Vehicular manslaughter. \N +219 Menstruation. \N +220 Pulling out. \N +221 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic. \N +222 The homosexual agenda. \N +223 The Holy Bible. \N +224 World peace. \N +225 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. \N +226 Testicular torsion. \N +227 The milk man. \N +228 A time-travel paradox. \N +229 Hot Pockets®. \N +230 Guys who don't call. \N +231 Eating the last known bison. \N +232 Darth Vader. \N +233 Scalping. \N +234 Homeless people. \N +235 The World of Warcraft. \N +236 Gloryholes. \N +237 Saxophone solos. \N +238 Sean Connery. \N +239 God. \N +240 Intelligent design. \N +241 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge. \N +242 Friendly fire. \N +243 Keg stands. \N +244 Eugenics. \N +245 A good sniff. \N +246 Lockjaw. \N +247 A neglected Tamagotchi™. \N +248 The People's Elbow. \N +250 The heart of a child. \N +251 Seduction. \N +252 Smallpox blankets. \N +253 Licking things to claim them as your own. \N +254 A salty surprise. \N +255 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. \N +256 My soul. \N +257 My sex life. \N +258 Pterodactyl eggs. \N +259 Altar boys. \N +260 Forgetting the Alamo. \N +261 72 virgins. \N +262 Raping and pillaging. \N +263 Pedophiles. \N +264 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music. \N +265 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. \N +266 Pabst Blue Ribbon. \N +267 Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza. \N +268 My collection of high-tech sex toys. \N +269 A middle-aged man on roller skates. \N +270 The Blood of Christ. \N +271 Half-assed foreplay. \N +272 Free samples. \N +273 Douchebags on their iPhones. \N +274 Hurricane Katrina. \N +275 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry. \N +276 Republicans. \N +277 The glass ceiling. \N +278 A foul mouth. \N +279 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. \N +280 Getting really high. \N +281 The deformed. \N +282 Michelle Obama's arms. \N +283 Explosions. \N +284 The Übermensch. \N +285 Donald Trump. \N +286 Sarah Palin. \N +287 Attitude. \N +288 This answer is postmodern. \N +289 Crumpets with the Queen. \N +290 Frolicking. \N +291 Team-building exercises. \N +292 Repression. \N +293 Road head. \N +193 Pooping back and forth. Forever. \N +294 A bag of magic beans. \N +295 An asymmetric boob job. \N +296 Dead parents. \N +297 Public ridicule. \N +298 A mating display. \N +299 A mime having a stroke. \N +300 Stephen Hawking talking dirty. \N +301 African children. \N +302 Mouth herpes. \N +303 Overcompensation. \N +304 Bill Nye the Science Guy. \N +305 Bitches. \N +306 Italians. \N +307 Have some more kugel. \N +308 A windmill full of corpses. \N +309 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II. \N +310 Crippling debt. \N +311 Adderall™. \N +312 A stray pube. \N +313 Shorties and blunts. \N +314 Passing a kidney stone. \N +315 Prancing. \N +316 Leprosy. \N +317 A brain tumor. \N +318 Bees? \N +319 Puppies! \N +320 Cockfights. \N +321 Kim Jong-il. \N +322 Hope. \N +323 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. \N +324 Incest. \N +325 Grave robbing. \N +326 Asians who aren't good at math. \N +327 Alcoholism. \N +328 (I am doing Kegels right now.) \N +329 Justin Bieber. \N +330 The Jews. \N +331 Bestiality. \N +332 Winking at old people. \N +333 Drum circles. \N +334 Kids with ass cancer. \N +335 Loose lips. \N +336 Auschwitz. \N +337 Civilian casualties. \N +338 Inappropriate yelling. \N +339 Tangled Slinkys. \N +340 Being on fire. \N +341 The Thong Song. \N +342 A vajazzled vagina. \N +343 Riding off into the sunset. \N +344 Exchanging pleasantries. \N +345 My relationship status. \N +346 Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. \N +347 Being fabulous. \N +348 Lactation. \N +349 Not reciprocating oral sex. \N +350 Sobbing into a Hungry-Man® Frozen Dinner. \N +351 My genitals. \N +352 Date rape. \N +353 Ring Pops™. \N +354 GoGurt. \N +355 Judge Judy. \N +356 Lumberjack fantasies. \N +357 The gays. \N +358 Scientology. \N +359 Estrogen. \N +360 Police brutality. \N +361 Passable transvestites. \N +362 The Virginia Tech Massacre. \N +363 Tiger Woods. \N +364 Dick fingers. \N +365 Racism. \N +366 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards. \N +368 Classist undertones. \N +369 Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars. \N +370 New Age music. \N +371 PCP. \N +372 A lifetime of sadness. \N +373 Doin' it in the butt. \N +374 Swooping. \N +375 The Hamburglar. \N +376 Tentacle porn. \N +377 A hot mess. \N +378 Too much hair gel. \N +379 A look-see. \N +380 Not giving a shit about the Third World. \N +381 American Gladiators. \N +382 The Kool-Aid Man. \N +383 Mr. Snuffleupagus. \N +384 Barack Obama. \N +385 Golden showers. \N +386 Wiping her butt. \N +387 Queefing. \N +388 Getting drunk on mouthwash. \N +389 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. \N +390 A robust mongoloid. \N +391 Nazis. \N +392 White privilege. \N +393 An erection that lasts longer than four hours. \N +394 A disappointing birthday party. \N +395 Puberty. \N +396 Two midgets shitting into a bucket. \N +397 Wifely duties. \N +398 The forbidden fruit. \N +399 Getting so angry that you pop a boner. \N +400 Sexual tension. \N +401 Third base. \N +402 A gassy antelope. \N +403 Those times when you get sand in your vagina. \N +404 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee. \N +405 Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him). \N +406 Racially-biased SAT questions. \N +407 Porn stars. \N +408 A fetus. \N +409 Obesity. \N +410 When you fart and a little bit comes out. \N +411 Oompa-Loompas. \N +412 BATMAN!!! \N +413 Black people. \N +414 Tasteful sideboob. \N +415 Hot people. \N +416 Grandma. \N +417 Copping a feel. \N +418 The Trail of Tears. \N +419 Famine. \N +420 Finger painting. \N +421 The miracle of childbirth. \N +422 Goats eating coins. \N +423 A monkey smoking a cigar. \N +424 Faith healing. \N +425 Parting the Red Sea. \N +426 Dead babies. \N +427 The Amish. \N +428 Impotence. \N +429 Child Beauty pageants. \N +430 Centaurs. \N +431 AXE Body Spray. \N +432 Kanye West. \N +433 Women's suffrage. \N +434 Children on leashes. \N +435 Harry Potter erotica. \N +436 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. \N +437 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. \N +438 Dwarf Tossing. \N +439 Mathletes. \N +440 Lunchables™. \N +441 Women in yogurt commercials. \N +442 John Wilkes Booth. \N +443 Powerful thighs. \N +444 Mr. Clean, right behind you. \N +445 Multiple stab wounds. \N +446 Cybernetic enhancements. \N +447 Serfdom. \N +448 Another goddamn vampire movie. \N +450 A big hoopla about nothing. \N +451 Peeing a little bit. \N +452 The Hustle. \N +453 Ghosts. \N +454 Bananas in Pajamas. \N +455 Active listening. \N +456 Dry heaving. \N +457 Kamikaze pilots. \N +458 The Force. \N +459 Anal beads. \N +460 The Make-A-Wish® Foundation. \N +449 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook. \N +129 Masturbation. \N +367 Surprise sex! \N +249 Robert Downey, Jr. \N +\. + + +-- +-- Name: black_cards_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: +-- + +ALTER TABLE ONLY black_cards + ADD CONSTRAINT black_cards_pkey PRIMARY KEY (id); + + +-- +-- Name: black_cards_text_key; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: +-- + +ALTER TABLE ONLY black_cards + ADD CONSTRAINT black_cards_text_key UNIQUE (text); + + +-- +-- Name: white_cards_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: +-- + +ALTER TABLE ONLY white_cards + ADD CONSTRAINT white_cards_pkey PRIMARY KEY (id); + + +-- +-- Name: white_cards_text_key; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: +-- + +ALTER TABLE ONLY white_cards + ADD CONSTRAINT white_cards_text_key UNIQUE (text); + + +-- +-- Name: public; Type: ACL; Schema: -; Owner: postgres +-- + +REVOKE ALL ON SCHEMA public FROM PUBLIC; +REVOKE ALL ON SCHEMA public FROM postgres; +GRANT ALL ON SCHEMA public TO postgres; +GRANT ALL ON SCHEMA public TO PUBLIC; + +-- +-- Name: hibernate_sequence; Type: ACL; Schema: public; Owner: postgres +-- + +REVOKE ALL ON SEQUENCE hibernate_sequence FROM PUBLIC; +REVOKE ALL ON SEQUENCE hibernate_sequence FROM postgres; +GRANT ALL ON SEQUENCE hibernate_sequence TO postgres; +GRANT ALL ON SEQUENCE hibernate_sequence TO cah; + + +-- +-- PostgreSQL database dump complete +-- +