-- Pretend You're Xyzzy cards by Andy Janata is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
-- Based on a work at www.cardsagainsthumanity.com.
-- For more information, see http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/
-- This file contains the Black Cards and White Cards for Cards Against Humanity, as a script for importing into PostgreSQL. There should be a user named pyx.
-- This contains all of the official cards through Q3 2017, imported via pyx-importer from a spreadsheet provided by CAH.
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1 0 1 Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ____. US
3 0 1 50% of all marriages end in ____. US
4 0 1 As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to ____. US
5 0 1 Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____. US
6 0 1 This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with ____. US
7 0 1 After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it's time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: ____. US
8 0 1 When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ____. US
9 0 1 What's there a ton of in heaven? US
10 0 1 It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ____. US
11 0 1 What's a girl's best friend? US
12 0 1 ____. High five, bro. US
13 0 2 Step 1: ____. Step 2: ____. Step 3: Profit. US
14 2 3 Make a haiku. US
15 0 1 The class field trip was completely ruined by ____. US
16 0 1 If you can't be with the one you love, love ____. US
17 0 1 When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ____. US
18 0 1 I'm LeBron James, and when I'm not slamming dunks, I love ____. US
19 0 1 Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I'm having serious doubts about ____. US
20 0 1 Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ____. US
21 0 2 I never truly understood ____ until I encountered ____. US
22 0 1 I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ____. US
23 0 1 I drink to forget ____. US
24 0 1 Next on ESPN2: The World Series of ____. US
25 0 1 Hey Reddit! I'm ____. Ask me anything. US
26 0 2 That's right, I killed ____. How, you ask? ____. US
27 0 1 How did I lose my virginity? US
28 0 1 I'm going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ____. US
29 0 1 Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ____ and would like your advice. US
30 0 1 ____. That was so metal. US
31 0 1 I got 99 problems but ____ ain't one. US
32 0 1 Why can't I sleep at night? US
33 0 1 Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There's ____ in there. US
34 0 2 Lifetime® presents "____: the Story of ____." US
35 0 1 Hey guys, welcome to Chili's! Would you like to start the night off right with ____? US
36 0 1 Just once, I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ____." US
37 0 1 Old Macdonald had ____. E-I-E-I-O. US
38 0 1 What made my first kiss so awkward? US
39 0 1 Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop____ US
40 0 1 What never fails to liven up the party? US
41 0 1 Kids, I don't need drugs to get high. I'm high on ____. US
42 0 2 When I was tripping on acid, ____ turned into ____. US
43 0 1 Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ____. US
44 0 1 Men's Wearhouse. You're gonna like ____. I guarantee it. US
45 0 1 ____. Betcha can't have just one! US
46 0 1 Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ____. US
47 0 1 The Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ____ everywhere you go. US
48 0 1 Click here for ____!!! US
49 0 1 TSA guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes. US
50 0 1 What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? US
51 0 1 What's that sound? US
52 0 1 What is Batman's guilty pleasure. US
53 0 1 After eight years in the White House, how is Obama finally letting loose? US
54 0 1 This season at Steppenwolf, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. US
55 0 1 A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to ____. US
56 0 2 Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's ____ and ____! US
57 0 1 Mabe she's born with it. Maybe it's ____. US
58 0 2 They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put ____ inside of ____. They were wrong. US
59 0 1 Arby's: We Have ____. US
60 0 1 What will always get you laid? US
61 0 1 My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out, we will have ____ on the moon! US
62 0 1 What ended my last relationship? US
63 0 1 Why do I hurt all over? US
64 0 1 When I am President, I will create the Department of ____. US
65 0 1 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ____. US
66 2 3 ____ + ____ = ____. US
67 0 1 What's Teach For America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? US
68 0 1 War! What is it good for? US
69 0 2 In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ____ had really been ____ all along. US
70 0 1 Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of ____ against the Persians. US
71 0 1 A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ____. US
72 0 1 Coming to Broadway this season, ____: The Musical. US
73 0 1 Brought to you by Bud Light®, the official Beer of ____. US
74 0 1 Check me out, yo! I call this dance move "____." US
75 0 2 And the Academy Award for ____ goes to ____. US
76 0 1 Introducing X-treme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____! US
77 0 1 Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ____ instead. US
78 0 1 I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called "____." US
79 0 1 Bravo's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ____. US
80 0 1 White people like ____. US
81 0 1 ____: kid-tested, mother-approved. US
82 0 1 IF you like ____, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK. US
83 0 1 What gives me uncontrollable gas? US
84 0 2 ____ is a slippery slope that leads to ____. US
85 0 1 Today on Maury : "Help! My son is ____!" US
86 0 1 What is George W. Bush thinking about right now? US
87 0 2 For my next trick, I will pull ____ out of ____. US
88 0 1 What's that smell? US
89 0 1 ____. It's a trap! US
90 0 1 Well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ____. US
91 0 1 ★☆☆☆☆ Do NOT go here! Found ____ in my Kung Pao chicken! US
92 0 1 Why am I sticky? US
93 0 1 What makes life worth living? US
94 0 1 In the Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ____ for the first time. US
95 0 1 While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ____. US
96 0 1 What's my secret power? US
97 0 1 What are my parents hiding from me? US
98 0 1 Daddy, why is mommy crying? US
99 0 1 During sex, I like to think about ____. US
100 0 1 Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we're concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ____? US
101 0 1 I get by with a little help from ____. US
102 0 1 I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called "____." CA
104 0 1 As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm not stranger to ____. CA
105 0 2 CBC presents "____: the Story of ____." CA
106 0 1 Just once I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ____." CA
107 0 1 Bravo's new reality show feature eight washed-up celebrities living with ____. CA
108 0 1 Air Canada guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes. CA
109 0 1 When I am Prime Minister of Canada, I will create the Ministry of ____. CA
110 0 1 Coming to Broadway this season, ____; The Musical. CA
111 0 1 This season at the Princess of Wales Theatre, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. CA
112 0 1 Here is church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ____. CA
113 0 1 Penalty! ____: that's 5 minutes in the box! CA
114 0 1 Click Here for ____!!! CA
115 0 1 Hey guys, welcome to Boston Pizza! Would you like to start the night off right with ____? CA
116 0 1 I know when that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing: ____. CA
117 0 1 Dude, do not go in that washroom. There's ____ in there. CA
118 0 1 Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop ____ CA
119 0 1 Brought to you by Molson Canadian, the Official Beer of ____. CA
120 0 1 Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's ____. CA
121 0 1 Next on TSN: The World Series of ____. CA
122 0 1 A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ____. CA
123 0 1 O Canada, we stand on guard for ____. CA
124 0 1 What is Batman's guilty pleasure? CA
125 0 1 Old MacDonald has ____. E-I-E-I-O. CA
126 0 1 A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to: ____. CA
127 0 1 Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble ____ and would like your advice. CA
128 0 1 In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ____ for the first time. CA
129 0 1 Skidamarink a dink a dink, skidamarink a doo, I love ____. CA
130 0 1 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you. CA
131 0 1 The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ____ everywhere you go. CA
132 0 1 When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 20-metre statue to commemorate ____. CA
133 0 1 Airport security guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes. UK
135 0 1 ____? Jim'll fix it! UK
136 0 1 Daddy, why is mummy crying? UK
137 0 1 Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: "Help! My son is ____!" UK
138 0 1 What did I bring back from Amsterdam? UK
139 0 1 Mate, do not go in that bathroom. There's ____ in there. UK
140 0 1 ____. Once you pop, the fun don't stop! UK
141 0 1 When I am Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, I will create the Ministry of ____. UK
142 0 1 Instead of coal, Father Christmas now gives the bad children ____. UK
143 0 1 Just once I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mum. Thanks for ____." UK
144 0 1 UKIP: Putting ____ First! UK
145 0 2 And the BAFTA for ____ goes to____. UK
146 0 1 TFL apologizes for the delay in train service due to ____. UK
147 0 1 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and ____. UK
148 0 1 The school trip was completely ruined by ____. UK
149 0 1 How am I maintaining my relationship status? UK
150 0 1 As the mum of five rambunctious boys, I'm not stranger to ____. UK
151 0 1 Next on Sky Sports: The World Champion of ____.. UK
152 0 1 What's the next Happy Meal® toy? UK
153 0 1 The theme for next year's Eurovision Song Contest is "We are ____." UK
154 0 1 Next up on Channel 4: Ramsay's ____ Nightmares. UK
155 0 1 In Belmarsh Prison, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ____. UK
156 0 1 Now at the Natural History Museum: an interactive exhibit on ____. UK
157 0 1 Hey guys, welcome to TGIF! Would you like to start the night off right with ____? UK
158 0 1 Coming to the West End this year, ____: The Musical. UK
159 0 2 In a world ravaged by ____, our only solace is ____. UK
160 0 1 This season at the Old Vic, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. UK
161 0 1 Channel 5's new reality show feature eight washed-up celebrities living with ____. UK
162 0 1 I'm sorry, Sir, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ____. UK
163 0 1 ____. That's what mums go to Iceland. UK
164 0 2 Channel 4 presents "____: the Story of ____." UK
165 0 1 Dear Agony Aunt, I'm having some trouble with ____ and would like your advice. UK
167 0 1 Oi! Show us ____! AU
168 0 1 What did I bring back from Bali? AU
169 0 1 MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ____. AU
170 0 1 ★☆☆☆☆ Do NOT go here! Found ____ in my Mongolian chicken! AU
171 0 1 What broke up the original Wiggles? AU
172 0 1 Today on Jerry Springer: "Help! My son is ____!" AU
173 0 1 This season at the Sydney Opera House, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. AU
174 0 1 Crikey! I've never seen ____ like this before! Let's get a bit closer. AU
175 0 1 What's there a tonne of in heaven? AU
176 0 1 What makes me a true blue Aussie? AU
177 0 1 The school excursion was completely ruined by ____. AU
178 0 1 Channel 9 is pleased to present its new variety show, "Hey Hey It's ____." AU
179 0 1 Qantas now prohibits ____ on airplanes. AU
180 0 2 ABC presents "____: the Story of ____." AU
181 0 1 Next on Nine's Wide World of Sports: The World Series of ____. AU
182 0 1 Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1? I think I am, B2: it's ____ time! AU
183 0 1 ____? Yeah, nah. AU
184 0 1 Life for Aboriginal people was forever changed when the white man introduced them to ____. AU
185 0 1 Hey guys, welcome to Sizzler! Would you like to start the night off right with ____? AU
186 0 1 Brought to you by XXXX Gold, the Official Beer of ____. AU
187 0 1 Mate, do not go in that toilet. There's ____ in there. AU
188 0 1 In Australia, ____ is twice as big and twice as deadly. AU
189 0 1 When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Department of ____. AU
190 0 1 What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? INTL
192 0 1 Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're ____. INTL
193 0 1 Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with ____ alone. INTL
194 0 1 The blind date was going horrible until we discovered our shared interest in ____. INTL
195 0 1 Science will never explain ____. INTL
196 0 1 The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ____, acceptance. INTL
197 0 1 What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? INTL
198 0 1 Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ____. INTL
199 0 1 Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me ____. INTL
200 0 1 During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ____. INTL
201 0 2 When you get right down to it, ____ is just ____. INTL
202 0 1 This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ____. INTL
203 0 1 Tonight's top story: What you don't know about ____ could kills you. INTL
204 0 1 Future historians will agree that ____ marked the beginning of America's decline. INTL
205 0 1 Coming this season, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. INTL
206 0 1 When I pooped, what came out of my butt? INTL
207 0 1 A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with ____. INTL
208 0 1 Finally! A service that delivers ____ right to your door. INTL
209 0 1 And what did you bring for show and tell? INTL
210 0 1 When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 20-meter statue to commemorate ____. INTL
211 0 1 When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ____. INTL
212 0 2 I spent my whole life working toward ____, only to have it ruined by ____. INTL
213 0 2 ____ would be woefully incomplete without ____. INTL
214 0 1 Next on Eurosport: The World Championship of ____. INTL
215 0 1 In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ____. INTL
216 0 1 In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ____. INTL
217 0 2 Having problems with ____? Try ____! INTL
218 0 1 The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ____. INTL
219 0 2 My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found ____.com/____. INTL
220 0 1 In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure ____ for all eternity. INTL
221 0 1 ____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice. INTL
222 0 1 My plan for world domination begins with ____. INTL
223 0 1 I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ____. INTL
224 0 1 A remarkable new study shows that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of ____. INTL
225 0 2 After months of practice with ____, I think I'm finally ready for ____. INTL
226 0 1 When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Ministry of ____. INTL
227 0 1 Turns out that ____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted. INTL
228 0 2 With enough time and pressure, ____ will turn into ____. INTL
229 0 1 What left this stain on my couch? INTL
230 0 2 Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____. INTL
231 0 1 I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for ____. INTL
232 0 1 The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of ____. INTL
233 0 1 Doctor, you've gone too far! The human body wasn't meant to withstand that amount of ____! INTL
234 0 1 Only two things in life are certain: death and ____. INTL
236 0 1 This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing ____ into the bedroom." RED
237 0 1 Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about ____. RED
238 0 1 Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about ____ could kill you. RED
239 0 1 My new favorite porn star is Joey "____" McGee. RED
240 0 2 Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits ____ against ____. RED
241 0 2 Before ____, all we had was ____. RED
242 2 3 I went from ____ to ____ all thanks to ____. RED
243 0 1 Aww, sick! I just saw this skater do a 720 kickflip into ____! RED
244 0 1 What's harshing my mellow, man? RED
245 0 1 I love being a mom. But it's tough when my kids come home filthy from ____. That's why there's Tide®. RED
246 0 1 As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for ____. RED
247 0 1 To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of ____. RED
248 0 1 Welcome to Señor Frog's! Would you like to try our signature cocktail, "____ on the Beach"? RED
249 0 1 Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you ____. RED
250 0 2 You haven't truly lived until you've experienced ____ and ____ at the same time. RED
251 0 1 Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince, But you cannot win my heart with ____ alone. RED
252 0 2 In a pinch, ____ can be a suitable substitute for ____. RED
253 0 1 During high school, I never really fit in until I found ____ club. RED
254 0 1 Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds
and ____. RED
255 0 1 In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated ____. RED
256 0 1 My gym teacher got fired for adding ____ to the obstacle course. RED
257 0 1 The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in ____. RED
258 0 1 My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of ____. RED
259 0 1 Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate ____ in the workplace. RED
260 0 1 Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience ____. RED
261 0 1 In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from ____. RED
262 0 2 Dear Sir or Madam,
We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____. RED
263 0 2 ____: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for ____! RED
264 0 2 Listen, son. If you want to get involved with ____, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of ____. RED
265 0 1 Next week on the Discovery Channel, one man must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ____ and his wits. RED
266 0 2 If God didn't want us to enjoy ____, he wouldn't have given us ____. RED
267 0 2 My life is ruined by a vicious cycle of ____ and ____. RED
268 0 1 And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ____! RED
269 0 1 Legend has it Prince wouldn't perform without ____ in his dressing room. RED
270 0 1 Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of ____. BLUE
272 0 2 We never did find ____, but along the way we sure learned a lot about ____. BLUE
273 0 1 Do not fuck with me! I am literally ____ right now. BLUE
274 0 1 And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or ____? BLUE
275 0 1 What's fun until it gets weird? BLUE
276 0 1 And today's soup is Cream of ____. BLUE
277 0 1 Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world-famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy ____ by the poolside. BLUE
278 0 1 She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for ____. BLUE
279 0 1 Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into ____, and I love to have a good time. BLUE
280 0 2 I am become ____, destroyer of ____! BLUE
281 0 2 ____ may pass, but ____ will last forever. BLUE
282 0 2 In the beginning, there was ____. And the Lord said, "Let there be ____." BLUE
283 2 3 You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on ____, and then there's some stuff about ____, and then it ends with ____. BLUE
284 0 2 This year's hottest album is "____" by ____. BLUE
285 0 1 "This is madness!"
" No. THIS IS ____!" BLUE
286 0 1 It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from ____. BLUE
287 0 2 ____ will never be the same after ____. BLUE
288 0 1 I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of ____. BLUE
289 0 1 Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "____ Friday." BLUE
290 0 1 Having the worst day EVER. #____ BLUE
291 0 1 Why am I broke? BLUE
292 0 1 Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with ____. BLUE
293 0 2 Adventure. Romance. ____. From Paramount Pictures, "____." BLUE
294 0 2 Patient presents with ____. Likely a result of ____. BLUE
295 0 1 Yo' mama so fat she ____! BLUE
296 0 1 Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of ____," by Barack Obama. BLUE
297 0 1 In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with ____. BLUE
298 0 1 Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with ____: priceless. BLUE
299 0 1 Behind every powerful man is ____. BLUE
300 0 1 Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without ____. BLUE
301 0 1 You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with ____ every day. BLUE
302 0 1 My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and ____. BLUE
303 0 2 If you can't handle ____, you'd better stay away from ____. BLUE
304 0 1 Man, this is bullshit. Fuck ____. BLUE
305 0 2 In return for my soul, the Devil promised me ____, but all I got was ____. BLUE
306 0 1 The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of ____. BLUE
307 0 1 Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is ____? Ask your doctor about Zoloft®. BLUE
308 0 1 I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? ____!? BLUE
309 0 1 This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or ____. BLUE
310 0 1 Dammit, Gary. You can't just solve every problem with ____. BLUE
311 0 1 James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: ____. BLUE
312 0 1 This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of ____. BLUE
313 0 2 Every step towards ____ gets me a little bit closer to ____. BLUE
314 0 2 Well if ____ is good enough for ____, it's good enough for me. BLUE
315 0 1 WHOOO! God damn I love ____! BLUE
316 0 1 You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious ____ Bloopers! BLUE
317 0 1 You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon ____! BLUE
318 0 1 When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and ____. BLUE
319 0 1 Do the Dew® with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew ____! BLUE
320 0 2 Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be ____, and I'll be ____. BLUE
321 0 2 Forget everything you know about ____, because now we've supercharged it with ____! BLUE
322 0 1 What's making things awkward in the sauna? BLUE
323 0 1 Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me ____. BLUE
324 0 1 Help me doctor, I've got ____ in my butt. BLUE
325 0 2 Oprah's book of the month is "____ For ____: A Story of Hope." BLUE
326 0 2 You know, once you get past ____, ____ ain't so bad. BLUE
327 0 1 In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of ____. BLUE
328 0 1 Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for ____. BLUE
329 0 1 Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore ____ at their own pace. BLUE
330 0 1 Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: ____. BLUE
331 0 2 Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of ____, and I will not tolerate ____! BLUE
332 0 1 As king, how will I keep the peasants in line? BLUE
333 0 1 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow ____ at the country club. BLUE
334 0 1 2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ____. BLUE
335 0 1 I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, ____. BLUE
336 0 1 What killed my boner? BLUE
337 0 1 Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "____." Can you explain? BLUE
338 0 1 I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by ____. BLUE
339 0 1 Don't worry, kid. It gets better. I've been living with ____ for 20 years. BLUE
340 0 1 How am I compensating for my tiny penis? BLUE
341 0 1 Ooo, daddy like ____. GREEN
343 0 1 As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive ____. GREEN
344 0 1 What's about to take this dance floor to the next level? GREEN
345 0 1 What are all those whales singing about? GREEN
346 0 1 I've got rhythm, I've got music, I've got ____. Who could ask for anything more? GREEN
347 0 1 Then the princess kissed the frog, and all of a sudden the frog was ____! GREEN
348 0 1 What turned me into a Republican? GREEN
349 0 1 If at first you don't succeed, try ____. GREEN
350 0 1 Poor Brandon, still living in his parents' basement. I hear he never got over ____. GREEN
351 0 1 Coming to Red Lobster® this month, ____. GREEN
352 0 1 Most Americans would not vote for a candidate who is openly ____. GREEN
353 0 1 This Friday at the Liquid Lounge, it's ____ Night! Ladies drink free. GREEN
354 0 1 Well, shit. My eyes ain't so good, but I'll eat my own boot if that ain't ____! GREEN
355 0 1 CNN breaking news! Scientists discover ____. GREEN
356 0 1 She's a lady in the streets, ____ in the sheets. GREEN
357 0 1 There is no God. It's just ____ and then you die. GREEN
358 0 1 Best you go back where you came from, now. We don't take too kindly to ____ in these parts. GREEN
359 0 1 I've had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw ____. GREEN
360 0 1 Oh no! Siri, how do I fix ____? GREEN
361 0 1 Girls just wanna have ____. GREEN
362 0 1 What's the gayest? GREEN
363 0 1 Son, take it from someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like ____. GREEN
364 0 1 Mom's to-do list:
Buy groceries
Clean up ____
Soccer practice GREEN
365 0 1 What will end racism once and for all? GREEN
366 0 1 No, no, no, no, no, NO! I will NOT let ____ ruin this wedding. GREEN
367 0 1 Summer lovin', had me a blast. ____, happened so fast. GREEN
368 0 1 I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn't cover injuries caused by ____. GREEN
369 0 1 What sucks balls? GREEN
370 0 1 Errbody in the club ____. GREEN
371 0 1 I'll take the BBQ bacon burger with a fried egg and fuck it how about ____. GREEN
372 0 1 You won't believe what's in my pussy. It's ____. GREEN
373 0 1 The top Google auto-complete results for "Barack Obama":
Barack Obama height.
Barack Obama net worth.
Barack Obama ____. GREEN
374 0 1 I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like ____. GREEN
375 0 1 LSD + ____ = really bad time. GREEN
376 0 1 Feeling so grateful! #amazing #mylife #____ GREEN
377 0 1 Art isn't just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is ____. GREEN
378 0 1 Why am I laughing and crying and taking off my clothes? GREEN
379 0 1 Google Calendar alert: ____ in 10 minutes. GREEN
380 0 1 One more thing. Watch out for Big Mike. They say he killed a man with ____. GREEN
381 0 1 Dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, and live like you're ____. GREEN
382 0 2 ____: Brought to you by ____. GREEN
383 0 1 In the 1950s, psychologists prescribed ____ as a cure for homosexuality. GREEN
384 0 1 Well if ____ is a crime, then lock me up! GREEN
385 0 1 Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm ____! GREEN
386 0 1 What's the most problematic? GREEN
387 0 1 With a one-time gift of just $10, you can save this child from ____. GREEN
388 0 2 ____ be all like ____. GREEN
389 0 1 You know who else liked ____? Hitler. GREEN
390 0 1 What totally destroyed my asshole? GREEN
391 0 1 I don't believe in God. I believe in ____. GREEN
392 0 1 She's just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and ____. GREEN
393 0 1 Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to offer a salary, we can offer you ____. GREEN
394 0 1 I tell you, it was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like ____. GREEN
395 0 1 We do not shake with our left hands in this country. That is the hand we use for ____. GREEN
396 0 1 As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and ____. GREEN
397 0 1 How did Stella get her groove back? 90s
399 0 1 Siskel and Ebert have panned ____ as "poorly conceived" and "sloppily executed." 90s
400 0 1 Up next on Nickelodeon: "Clarissa Explains ____." 90s
401 0 1 It's Morphin' Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! ____! 90s
402 0 1 Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of ____. 90s
403 0 1 I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm ____. 90s
404 0 1 Tonight on SNICK: "Are You Afraid of ____?" 90s
405 0 1 After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by ____. ❄2012
407 0 1 What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? ❄2012
408 0 1 Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their ____. ❄2012
409 0 1 Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about ____. ❄2012
410 0 1 Jesus is ____. ❄2012
411 0 1 This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of ____ to save Christmas. ❄2012
412 0 1 On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and ____. ❄2012
413 0 1 When you go to the polls on Tuesday, remember: a vote for me is a vote for ____. V4HIL
415 0 1 Senator, I trust you enjoyed ____ last night. Now, can I count on your vote? V4HIL
416 0 1 Trump's great! Trump's got ____. I love that. V4 45
418 0 1 It's 3 AM. The red phone rings. It's ____. Who do you want answering? V4 45
419 0 1 According to Arizona's stand-your-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're ____. V4 45
420 0 1 I can't believe Netflix is using ____ to promote House of Cards. HCARD
422 0 1 A wise man said, "Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about ____." HCARD
423 0 1 I'm not going to lie. I despise ____. There, I said it. HCARD
424 0 2 Corruption. Betrayal. ____. Coming soon to Netflix, "House of ____." HCARD
425 0 1 We're not like other news organizations. Here at Slugline, we welcome ____ in the office. HCARD
426 0 2 Because you enjoyed ____, we thought you'd like ____. HCARD
427 0 1 Cancel all my meetings. We've got a situation with ____ that requires my immediate attention. HCARD
428 0 1 Our relationship is strictly professional. Let's not complicate things with ____. HCARD
429 0 1 My memory of last night is pretty hazy. I remember ____ and that's pretty much it. COLEG
431 0 1 Pledges! Time to prove you're Delta Phi material. Chug this beer, take off your shirts, and get ready for ____. COLEG
432 0 1 All classes today are canceled due to ____. COLEG
433 0 1 Did you know? Our college was recently named the #1 school for ____! COLEG
434 0 1 The Department of Psychology is looking for paid research volunteers. Are you 18-25 and suffering from ____? COLEG
435 0 1 In this paper, I will explore ____ from a feminist perspective. COLEG
436 0 1 Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into ____. ❄2013
438 0 1 Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with ____! ❄2013
439 0 1 Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us ____. ❄2013
440 0 1 Kids these days with their iPods and their internet. In my day, we all needed to pass the time was ____. ❄2013
441 0 1 GREETINGS
HUMANS
I AM ____ BOT
EXECUTING PROGRAM ❄2013
442 0 2 But wait, there's more! If you order ____ in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in ____ absolutely free! ❄2013
443 0 2 Here's what you can expect for the new year. Out: ____. In: ____. ❄2013
444 0 1 What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? ❄2013
445 0 1 I really hope my grandma doesn't ask me to explain ____ again. ❄2013
446 0 2 Critics are raving about HBO's new Game of Thrones spin-off, "____ of ____." FNTSY
448 0 1 Your father was a powerful wizard, Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious: ____. FNTSY
449 0 1 Having tired of poetry and music, the immortal elves now fill their days with ____. FNTSY
450 0 1 And in the end, the dragon was not evil; he just wanted ____. FNTSY
451 0 1 Who blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time? FNTSY
452 0 1 Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by ____. FNTSY
453 0 1 Coming this spring from BioWare, Mass Effect: ____. MSFX
455 0 1 I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place for ____ on the Citadel. MSFX
456 0 1 It turns out The Reapers didn't want to destroy the galaxy. They just wanted ____. MSFX
457 0 1 We were the best hand-to-hand combatants on the ship. I had reach, but she had ____. MSFX
458 0 1 Behold the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! War, Famine, Death, and ____. ❄2014
460 0 1 Honey, Mommy and Daddy love you very much.But apparently Mommy loves ____ more than she loves Daddy. ❄2014
461 0 2 A curse upon thee! Many years from now, just when you think you're safe, ____ shall turn into ____. ❄2014
462 0 1 Dear Mom and Dad, Camp is fun. I like capture the flag. Yesterday, one of the older kids taught me about ____. I love you, Casey ❄2014
463 0 2 Today on Buzzfeed: 10 Pictures of ____ That Look Like ____! ❄2014
464 0 1 Why am I so tired? ❄2014
465 0 1 Curiosity was put into safe mode after its hazcams detected ____. NASA
467 0 1 NASA will spend 15 billion dollars on an unprecedented mission: ____ in space. NASA
468 0 1 It's not delivery. It's ____. FOOD
470 0 1 Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with ____. FOOD
471 0 1 I'm Bobby Flay, and if you can't stand ____, get out of the kitchen! FOOD
472 0 1 Now on Netflix: Jiro Dreams of ____. FOOD
473 0 1 Aw babe, your burps smell like ____! FOOD
474 0 1 Excuse me, waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like ____. FOOD
475 0 1 You have been waylaid by ____ and must defend yourself. PE13A
477 0 1 I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it's called ____starter. PE13A
479 0 1 Donna, pick up my dry cleaning and get my wife something for christmas. I think she likes ____. ❄
480 0 1 It's beginning to look a lot like ____. ❄
481 0 1 In the final round of this year's Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of ____. PE13B
483 0 1 Action stations! Action stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for ____! PE13B
484 0 1 Press ↓↓←→B to unleash ____. PE13C
486 0 1 I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with ____. PE13C
488 0 2 ____ is way better in ____ mode. GEEK
489 0 1 ____: Achievement unlocked. GEEK
490 0 1 (Heavy breathing) Luke, I am ____. GEEK
491 0 1 What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? GEEK
492 0 1 What made Spock cry? GEEK
493 0 1 What the hell?! They added a 6/6 with flying, trample, and ____. PXE14
495 0 2 ____ is way better in ____mode. PXE14
496 0 1 Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what ____ is. You have to see it for yourself. PXE14
497 0 1 You think you have defeated me? Well, let's see how you handle ____! PXE14
498 0 1 What's so important right now that you can't call your mother? JEW
500 0 1 According to Freud, all children progress through three stages of development: the oral stage, the anal stage, and the ____ stage. JEW
501 0 1 Oh, your daughter should meet my son! He gives to charity, he loves ____ and did I mention he's a doctor? JEW
502 0 1 Coming to Broadway next season: "____ on the Roof." JEW
503 0 1 Can't you see? The Jews are behind everything--the banks, the media, even ____! JEW
504 0 1 In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from ____. 13PAX
506 0 1 The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about ____. 13PAX
507 0 1 There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees ____. 13PAX
508 0 1 No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on ____. 13PAX
509 0 1 What gets me wet? .
511 0 1 My body, my voice! ____, my choice! .
512 0 1 My vagina's angry. My vagina's furious and it needs to talk. It needs to talk about ____. .
513 0 1 Can a woman really have it all? A career and ____? .
514 0 1 Tampax®: Don't let your period ruin ____. .
515 0 1 New from Mattel, it's ____ Barbie! .
516 0 1 Donald Trump's first act as president was to outlaw ____. PST45
518 0 1 Donald Trump has nominated ____ for his VP. PST45
519 0 1 In 2019, Donald Trump eliminated our national parks to make room for ____. PST45
520 0 2 What are two cards in your hand that you want to get rid of? RJECT
522 0 1 From WBEZ Chicago, it's This American Life. Today on our program, ____. Stay with us. RJECT
523 0 1 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare for ____. RJECT
524 0 1 [rorschach test] What do you see? RJECT
525 0 1 Sir, we found you passed out naked on the side of the road. What's the last thing you remember? RJECT
526 0 1 You can't wait forever. It's time to talk to your doctor about ____. RJECT
527 0 1 The elders of the Ibo tribe of Nigeria recommend ____ as a cure for impotence. RJECT
528 0 1 The Westboro Baptist Church is now picketing soldiers' funerals with signs that read 'GOD HATES ____!' RJECT
529 0 1 Looking to earn big bucks? Learn how to make ____ work for you! RTAIL
531 0 1 How are the writers of Cards Against Humanity spending your $25? RTAIL
532 0 1 Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to ____. SCIFI
534 0 1 Computer! Display ____ on screen. Enhance. SCIFI
535 0 1 You're not going to believe this, but I'm you from the future! You've got to stop ____. SCIFI
536 0 1 This won't be like negotiating with the Vogons. Humans only respond to one thing: ____. SCIFI
537 0 1 Madam President, the asteroid is headed directly for Earth and there's one one thing that can stop it: ____. SCIFI
538 0 1 You have violated the Prime Directive! You exposed an alien culture to ____ before they were ready. SCIFI
539 0 1 What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? SCIFI
540 0 1 Why did the chicken cross the road? RJCT2
542 0 1 Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want ____. RJCT2
543 0 1 America is hungry. America needs ____. RJCT2
544 0 1 In bourgeois society, capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is ____. RJCT2
545 0 1 Housekeeping! You want ____? RJCT2
546 0 1 BowWOW! is the first pet hotel in LA that offers ____ for dogs. RJCT2
547 0 1 Astronomers have discovered that the universe consists of 5% ordinary matter, 25% dark matter, and 70% ____. RJCT2
548 0 1 Hey, whatever happened to Renee Zellweger? RJCT2
549 0 1 What's wrong with these gorillas? RJCT2
550 0 1 You say tomato, I say ____. RJCT2
551 0 1 A study published in Nature this week found that ____ is good for you in small doses. SCI
553 0 1 What really killed the dinosaurs? SCI
554 0 2 In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between ____ and ____ ( p<.05). SCI
555 0 2 In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between ____ and ____. SCI
556 0 1 In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized ____ in the lab. SCI
557 0 1 Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about ____! SCI
558 0 2 Today on Mythbusters, we find out how long ____ can withstand ____. SCI
559 0 1 Hold up. I gotta deal with ____, then I'mma smoke this. WEED
561 0 1 Okay here's the pitch. James Franco and Seth Rogen are trying to score some weed, and then ____ happens. WEED
562 0 1 You know what's like, really funny when you think about it? ____. WEED
563 0 1 Instead of playing a card this round, everyone must stare at the Card Czar while making a sound you'd make after tasting something delicious. WEED
564 0 1 Everyone is staring at you because you're ____. WEED
565 0 1 Wait, I came here to buy socks. How did I wind up with ____? RTPRD
567 0 1 Hey, you guys want to try this awesome new game? It's called ____. TBLTP
569 0 1 For my turn, I will spend four gold and allocate all three workers to ____. TBLTP
570 0 1 Backers who supported Tabletop at the $25,000 level were astonished to receive ____ from Wil Wheaton himself. TBLTP
571 0 1 I'm just gonna stay in tonight. You know, Netflix and ____. WWW
573 0 1 What did I nickname my genitals? WWW
574 0 1 This app is basically Tinder, but for ____. WWW
575 0 1 You guys, you can buy ____ on the dark web. WWW
576 0 1 Don't worry, Penny! Go Go Gadget ____! WWW
577 0 1 TRIGGER WARNING: ____. WWW
578 0 2 I need you like ____ needs ____. WWW
579 0 2 Such ____. Very ____. Wow. WWW
580 0 1 Nothing says "I love you" like ____. WWW
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406 t f Holiday Pack 2012 Holiday Pack 2012 80
414 t f Vote for Hillary Pack Vote for Hillary Pack 70
417 t f Vote for Trump Pack Vote for Trump Pack 71
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430 t f College Pack College Pack 30
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\.
--
-- TOC entry 2192 (class 0 OID 17755)
-- Dependencies: 188
-- Data for Name: card_set_white_card; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: pyx
--
COPY card_set_white_card (card_set_id, white_card_id) FROM stdin;
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581 Throwing grapes at a man until he loses touch with reality. US
582 My Uber driver, Pavel. US
583 The Hamburglar. US
584 A stray pube. US
585 White privilege. US
586 Facebook. US
587 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum. US
588 Forced sterilization. US
589 An Oedipus complex. US
590 Scientology. US
591 My fat daughter. US
592 Active listening. US
593 Vigorous jazz hands. US
594 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. US
595 The rhythms of Africa. US
596 The homosexual agenda. US
597 Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them. US
598 A time travel paradox. US
599 Lactation. US
600 Dick fingers. US
601 Dying. US
602 My good bra. US
603 Me time. US
604 Smallpox blankets. US
605 J.D. Power and his associates. US
606 Seeing my father cry. US
607 Seppuku. US
608 Adderall.® US
609 Hot people. US
610 Dead babies. US
611 Not reciprocating oral sex. US
612 50 mg of Zoloft daily. US
613 A bleached asshole. US
614 Flesh-eating bacteria. US
615 Itchy pussy. US
616 Foreskin. US
617 Worshipping that pussy. US
618 How far I can get my own penis up my butt. US
619 World peace. US
620 Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor. US
621 Kamikaze pilots. US
622 Anal beads. US
623 Being rich. US
624 The Three-Fifths Compromise. US
625 Shapeshifters. US
626 Lockjaw. US
627 Getting so angry that you pop a boner. US
628 Child beauty pageants. US
629 Breaking out into song and dance. US
630 Pretending to care. US
631 Waiting till marriage. US
632 The wifi password. US
633 Being a woman. US
634 The past. US
635 Catapults. US
636 A lifetime of sadness. US
637 Going an entire day without masturbating. US
638 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. US
639 A saxophone solo. US
640 Being marginalized. US
641 The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On." US
642 A fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand-year slumber. US
643 My genitals. US
644 Little boy penises. US
645 Punching a congressman in the face. US
646 Some god damn peace and quiet. US
647 BATMAN! US
648 Ruth Bader Ginsburg brutally gaveling your penis. US
649 Preteens. US
650 More elephant cock than I bargained for. US
651 Smegma. US
652 A micropenis. US
653 My ugly face and bad personality. US
654 A good sniff. US
655 Explaining how vaginas work. US
656 Genuine human connection. US
657 An old guy who's almost dead. US
658 My cheating son-of-a-bitch husband. US
659 Fox News. US
660 Being a motherfucking sorcerer. US
661 The Red Hot Chili Peppers. US
662 Holding down a child and farting all over him. US
663 The KKK. US
664 Land mines. US
665 Centaurs. US
666 Seven dead and three in critical condition. US
667 My relationship status. US
668 A mating display. US
669 Auschwitz. US
670 Used panties. US
671 Alcoholism. US
672 Sexual peeing. US
673 A windmill full of corpses. US
674 Darth Vader. US
675 Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole. US
676 A good, strong gorilla. US
677 Huffing spray paint. US
678 Half-assed foreplay. US
679 Nipple blades. US
680 Being able to talk to elephants. US
681 Making a pouty face. US
682 Drowning the kids in the bathtub. US
683 Emerging from the sea and rampaging through Tokyo. US
684 Hospice care. US
685 Magnets. US
686 Touching a pug right on his penis. US
687 Vladimir Putin. US
688 Spontaneous human combustion. US
689 Leprosy. US
690 Seething with quiet resentment. US
691 Explosions. US
692 Licking things to claim them as your own. US
693 Consensual sex. US
694 Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying. US
695 Nickelback. US
696 The Boy Scouts of America. US
697 Bananas. US
698 Masturbating. US
699 All the dues I've fucked. US
700 Famine. US
701 Hillary Clinton's emails. US
702 Executing a hostage every hour. US
703 Running out of semen. US
704 Jews, gypsies, and homosexuals. US
705 The arrival of the pizza. US
706 Goblins. US
707 Laying an egg. US
708 A bowl of mayonnaise and human teeth. US
709 A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties. US
710 A bitch slap. US
711 Giving 110%. US
712 Inserting a Mason jar into my anus. US
713 A man on the brink of orgasm. US
714 A much younger woman. US
715 10,000 Syrian refugees. US
716 A sad handjob. US
717 Police brutality. US
718 Throwing a virgin into a volcano. US
719 A sea of troubles. US
720 Multiple stab wounds. US
721 Filling my briefcase with business stuff. US
722 A tiny horse. US
723 The Kool-Aid Man. US
724 Grandma. US
725 A bag of magic beans. US
726 Doing the right thing. US
727 Emma Watson. US
728 Racism. US
729 Powerful thighs. US
730 Men. US
731 Farting and walking away. US
732 Pedophiles. US
733 German Chancellor Angela Merkel. US
734 Peeing a little bit. US
735 Viagra.® US
736 Ronald Reagan. US
737 Bisexuality. US
738 The clitoris. US
739 Soft, kissy missionary sex. US
740 Sitting on my face and telling me I'm garbage. US
741 A balanced breakfast. US
742 Puberty. US
743 Poor people. US
744 Harry Potter erotica. US
745 Penis breath. US
746 Agriculture. US
747 Committing suicide. US
748 The heart of a child. US
749 Aaron Burr. US
750 Republicans. US
751 Justin Bieber. US
752 Concealing a boner. US
753 Not vaccinating my children because I am stupid. US
754 Judge Judy. US
755 Sex with animals. US
756 Men discussing their feelings in an emotionally healthy way. US
757 Dead birds everywhere. US
758 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $8.99. US
759 My bright pink fuckhole. US
760 Having sex for the first time. US
761 An endless stream of diarrhea. US
762 Getting drugs off the street and into my body. US
763 German dungeon porn. US
764 Bingeing and purging. US
765 Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie. US
766 Mouth herpes. US
767 Seeing what happens when you lock people in a room with hungry seagulls. US
768 72 virgins. US
769 Not giving a shit about the Third World. US
770 Getting cummed on. US
771 Poor life choices. US
772 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. US
773 Opposable thumbs. US
774 Geese. US
775 Being fat and stupid. US
776 Fancy Feast.® US
777 Serfdom. US
778 Teaching a robot to love. US
779 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee. US
780 NBA superstar LeBron James. US
781 Child abuse. US
782 Fucking my sister. US
783 Natural male enhancement. US
784 Science. US
785 The Bachelorette season finale. US
786 The gays. US
787 Becoming a blueberry. US
788 Oprah. US
789 Three dicks at the same time. US
790 The wonders of the Orient. US
791 Puppies! US
792 An unwanted pregnancy. US
793 Racially-biased SAT questions. US
794 The Holy Bible. US
795 Women of color. US
796 However much weed $20 can buy. US
797 Doing crimes. US
798 A whole thing of butter. US
799 Having anuses for eyes. US
800 Silence. US
801 Lumberjack fantasies. US
802 My balls on your face. US
803 Dead parents. US
804 Barack Obama. US
805 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. US
806 A salad for men that's made of metal. US
807 African children. US
808 Fading away into nothingness. US
809 Illegal immigrants. US
810 Spaghetti? Again? US
811 The Amish. US
812 Wizard music. US
813 The miracle of childbirth. US
814 Eating a hard boiled egg out of my husband's asshole. US
815 Selling crack to children. US
816 Menstrual rage. US
817 Still being a virgin. US
818 Mike Pence. US
819 Shiny objects. US
820 Giving birth to the Antichrist. US
821 The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir. US
822 The placenta. US
823 Count Chocula. US
824 Bees? US
825 Drinking alone. US
826 Telling a shitty story that goes nowhere. US
827 Sunshine and rainbows. US
828 A little boy who won't shut the fuck up about dinosaurs. US
829 Finger painting. US
830 Hobos. US
831 Natural selection. US
832 An erection that lasts longer than four hours. US
833 Bubble butt bottom boys. US
834 My soul. US
835 A middle-aged man on roller skates. US
836 Being a dick to children. US
837 Mutually assured destruction. US
838 Eating the last known bison. US
839 A mopey zoo lion. US
840 The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi.® US
841 Extremely tight pants. US
842 Queefing. US
843 A live studio audience. US
844 An oversized lollipop. US
845 Nicolas Cage. US
846 The Rapture. US
847 Daddy issues. US
848 Chunks of dead hitchhiker. US
849 Accepting the way things are. US
850 The Big Bang. US
851 Women's suffrage. US
852 Inappropriate yodeling. US
853 An older woman who knows her way around the penis. US
854 Raptor attacks. US
855 Sex with Patrick Stewart. US
856 The Patriarchy. US
857 Free samples. US
858 My ex-wife. US
859 The Pope. US
860 Covering myself with Parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am pizza. US
861 White people. US
862 The unstoppable tide of Islam. US
863 Unfathomable stupidity. US
864 A bird that shits human turds. US
865 Your weird brother. US
866 Jobs. US
867 Former President George W. Bush. US
868 Estrogen. US
869 Donald J. Trump. US
870 An AR-15 assault rifle. US
871 Casually suggesting a threesome. US
872 David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning. US
873 Memes. US
874 A salty surprise. US
875 Balls. US
876 The Devil himself. US
877 Fucking the weatherman on live television. US
878 The female orgasm. US
879 Necrophilia. US
880 The magic of live theatre. US
881 Some punk kid who stole my turkey sandwich. US
882 Vomiting seafood and bleeding anally. US
883 Pulling out. US
884 Spectacular abs. US
885 Full frontal nudity. US
886 A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele. US
887 Mansplaining. US
888 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. US
889 Sweet, sweet vengeance. US
890 How amazing it is to be on mushrooms. US
891 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. US
892 Hope. US
893 The screams... the terrible screams. US
894 Gandhi. US
895 Only dating Asian women. US
896 Switching to Geico.® US
897 Getting fingered. US
898 Yeast. US
899 Emotions. US
900 Crumbs all over the god damn carpet. US
901 A brain tumor. US
902 Wet dreams. US
903 Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control. US
904 Shaking a baby until it stops crying. US
905 Being on fire. US
906 Huge biceps. US
907 My vagina. US
908 Bill Nye the Science Guy. US
909 My inner demons. US
910 Pooping in a laptop and closing it. US
911 Battlefield amputations. US
912 A fetus. US
913 Strong female characters. US
914 Dry heaving. US
915 Tentacle porn. US
916 The Jews. US
917 The South. US
918 Teenage pregnancy. US
919 A pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love. US
920 Saying "I love you." US
921 Doin' it in the butt. US
922 Synergistic management solutions. US
923 50,000 volts straight to the nipples. US
924 Self-loathing. US
925 Erectile dysfunction. US
926 Poopy diapers. US
927 Friction. US
928 A sassy black woman. US
929 Liberals. US
930 Oompa-Loompas. US
931 Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage. US
932 Fragile masculinity. US
933 Kissing grandma on the forehead and turning off her life support. US
934 Rap music. US
935 GoGurt.® US
936 The true meaning of Christmas. US
937 A pyramid of severed heads. US
938 Getting really high. US
939 Hot cheese. US
940 Incest. US
941 Elderly Japanese men. US
942 Announcing that I am about to cum. US
943 Invading Poland. US
944 RoboCop. US
945 Flying sex snakes. US
946 Slaughtering innocent civilians. US
947 Establishing dominance. US
948 Some guy. US
949 Girls. US
950 Italians. US
951 Shutting up so I can watch the game. US
952 Jennifer Lawrence. US
953 Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits. US
954 A Mexican. US
955 The Underground Railroad. US
956 Penis envy. US
957 Repression. US
958 Cards Against Humanity. US
959 The Hustle. US
960 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. US
961 Heteronormativity. US
962 A Bop It.™ US
963 Heartwarming orphans. US
964 The Great Depression. US
965 A falcon with a cap on its head. US
966 AXE Body Spray. US
967 Prescription pain killers. US
968 Solving problems with violence. US
969 Gloryholes. US
970 A homoerotic volleyball montage. US
971 This month's mass shooting. US
972 Radical Islamic terrorism. US
973 Flightless birds. US
974 A disappointing birthday party. US
975 Assless chaps. US
976 Vehicular manslaughter. US
977 Permanent Orgasm-Face Disorder. US
978 Boogers. US
979 The Blood of Christ. US
980 Cuddling. US
981 Looking in the mirror, applying lipstick, and whispering "tonight, you will have sex with Tom Cruise." US
982 Authentic Mexican cuisine. US
983 The American Dream. US
984 Pooping back and forth. Forever. US
985 The Force. US
986 The only gay person in a hundred miles. US
987 Ethnic cleansing. US
988 Exactly what you'd expect. US
989 Getting crushed by a vending machine. US
990 A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings. US
991 Brown people. US
992 Steve Bannon. US
993 Diversity. US
994 Pixelated bukkake. US
995 Tearing that ass up like wrapping paper on Christmas morning. US
996 Sideboob. US
997 Seeing Grandma naked. US
998 Women in yogurt commercials. US
999 Arnold Schwarzenegger. US
1000 The bombing of Nagasaki. US
1001 Chainsaws for hands. US
1002 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon. US
1003 Fear itself. US
1004 The Trail of Tears. US
1005 Swooping. US
1006 Ghosts. US
1007 My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack. US
1008 God. US
1009 Nazis. US
1010 MechaHitler. US
1011 My collection of Japanese sex toys. US
1012 One titty hanging out. US
1013 Crippling debt. US
1014 Passive aggressive Post-it notes. US
1015 Whipping it out. US
1016 Academy Award winner Meryl Streep. US
1017 Funky fresh rhymes. US
1018 How bad my daughter fucked up her dance recital. US
1019 Fellowship in Christ. US
1020 The violation of our most basic human rights. US
1021 Coat hanger abortions. US
1022 Morgan Freeman's voice. US
1023 Stalin. US
1024 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. US
1025 Old-people smell. US
1026 Fake tits. US
1027 Sexual tension. US
1028 The inevitable heat death of the universe. US
1029 A fuck-ton of almonds. US
1030 Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him). US
1031 A really cool hat. US
1032 An octopus giving seven handjobs and smoking a cigarette. US
1033 These hoes. US
1034 Listening to her problems without trying to solve them. US
1035 The Russians. US
1036 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. US
1037 Murder. US
1038 A crucifixion. US
1039 Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. US
1040 Not wearing pants. US
1041 Man meat. US
1042 A gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air. US
1043 Lena Dunham. US
1044 Many bats. US
1045 Gay conversion therapy. US
1046 Horse meat. US
1047 The glass ceiling. US
1048 Dick pics. US
1049 Completely unwarranted confidence. US
1050 One trillion dollars. US
1051 Some of the best rappers in the game. US
1052 Black people. US
1053 Sperm whales. US
1054 My sex life. US
1055 Chemical weapons. US
1056 A Fleshlight.® US
1057 Pictures of boobs. US
1058 William Shatner. US
1059 AIDS. US
1060 Autocannibalism. US
1061 A horde of Vikings. US
1062 Danny DeVito. US
1063 My abusive boyfriend who really isn't so bad once you get to know him. US
1064 A three-way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal. US
1065 Fiery poops. US
1066 Lunchables.™ US
1067 Meth. US
1068 Soup that is too hot. US
1069 Tap dancing like there's no tomorrow. US
1070 Stephen Hawking talking dirty. US
1071 Object permanence. US
1072 The milkman. US
1073 Braiding three penises into a Twizzler. US
1074 My black ass. US
1075 Kanye West. US
1076 Poverty. US
1077 Judging everyone. US
1078 PTSD. US
1079 Wondering if it's possible to get some of that salsa to go. US
1080 Bitches. US
1081 An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker. CA
1082 An Evening with Michael Bublé. CA
1083 Getting a DUI on a Zamboni. CA
1084 The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. CA
1085 Oestrogen. CA
1086 Heritage minutes. CA
1087 An endless stream of diarrhoea. CA
1088 A hairless little shitstain named Caillou. CA
1089 A despondent Maple Leafs fan sitting all alone. CA
1090 Apologizing. CA
1091 Syrupy sex with a maple tree. CA
1092 An M16 assault rifle. CA
1093 Canadian Netflix. CA
1094 Punching an MP in the face. CA
1095 Burning down the White House. CA
1096 Newfies. CA
1097 A vastly superior healthcare system. CA
1098 Women of colour. CA
1099 Living in Yellowknife. CA
1100 A fuck-tonne of almonds. CA
1101 Clubbing baby seals. CA
1102 The only gay person in a hundred kilometers. CA
1103 The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles. CA
1104 Terry Fox's prosthetic leg. CA
1105 Mr. Dressup. CA
1106 Justin Trudeau. CA
1107 Germans on holiday. UK
1108 Sitting on my face. UK
1109 The Hillsborough Disaster. UK
1110 Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus. UK
1111 Druids. UK
1112 The way James Bond treats women. UK
1113 Blowing up Parliament. UK
1114 A white van man. UK
1115 Wanking into a pool of children's tears. UK
1116 Benedict Cumberbatch. UK
1117 Shitting out a perfect Cumberland sausage. UK
1118 Shutting up so I can watch the match. UK
1119 Faffing about. UK
1120 Blood, toil, tears, and sweat. UK
1121 Dirty nappies. UK
1122 Catapult. UK
1123 Your mum. UK
1124 Dogging. UK
1125 Concealing an erection. UK
1126 Polish people. UK
1127 Waking up in Idris Elba's arms. UK
1128 A bleached arsehole. UK
1129 Braiding three penises into a Curly Wurly. UK
1130 Kissing nan on the forehead and turning off her life support. UK
1131 However much weed £20 can buy. UK
1132 A Chelsea smile. UK
1133 The EDL. UK
1134 Being marginalised. UK
1135 Ecstasy. UK
1136 England. UK
1137 The Black Death. UK
1138 Jehovah's Witnesses. UK
1139 Egging an MP. UK
1140 The Scouts. UK
1141 The end of days. UK
1142 The North. UK
1143 Maureen of Blackpool, Reader's Wife of the Year 1988. UK
1144 Spaniards. UK
1145 Forced sterilisation. UK
1146 Some bloody peace and quiet. UK
1147 A brain tumour. UK
1148 Pikies. UK
1149 An entrenched class system. UK
1150 Just touching David Beckham's hair. UK
1151 Used knickers. UK
1152 A hen night in Slough. UK
1153 Waking up half-naked in a Little Chef car park. UK
1154 Paedophiles. UK
1155 Haggis. UK
1156 Anything that comes out of Prince Philip's mouth. UK
1157 The bloody Welsh. UK
1158 Mad cow disease. UK
1159 The sudden appearance of the Go Compare man. UK
1160 The smell of Primark. UK
1161 Theresa May. UK
1162 My mate Dave. UK
1163 Cottaging. UK
1164 Not wearing trousers. UK
1165 A nice cup of tea. UK
1166 Jimmy Savile. UK
1167 Drinking out of the toilet and eating rubbish. UK
1168 A posh wank. UK
1169 A foul mouth. UK
1170 Trench foot. UK
1171 An AK-47 assault rifle. UK
1172 A foetus. UK
1173 Cheeky bum sex. UK
1174 The Strictly Come Dancing season finale. UK
1175 Bogies. UK
1176 The Daily Mail. UK
1177 A fanny fart. UK
1178 Tories. UK
1179 Perfunctory foreplay. UK
1180 Slapping Nigel Farage over and over. UK
1181 Madeleine McCann. UK
1182 400 years of colonial atrocities. UK
1183 Queuing. UK
1184 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes. UK
1185 LYNX® Body Spray. UK
1186 9 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. UK
1187 Crumbs all over the bloody carpet. UK
1188 Chivalry. UK
1189 Amputees. UK
1190 A bit of slap and tickle. UK
1191 Seeing Granny naked. UK
1192 Sniffing glue. UK
1193 The petty troubles of the landed gentry. UK
1194 Lads. UK
1195 The French. UK
1196 Ed Balls. UK
1197 A vindaloo poo. UK
1198 Scousers. UK
1199 Getting naked and watching CBeebies. UK
1200 Rubbing Boris Johnson's belly until he falls asleep. UK
1201 A sober Irishman who doesn't care for potatoes. UK
1202 Daddies® Brown Sauce. UK
1203 Brexit. UK
1204 Knife crime. UK
1205 Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to the south of France, and dying. UK
1206 Africa children. UK
1207 Somali pirates. UK
1208 Hooning. AU
1209 Waking up half-naked in a Macca's car park. AU
1210 Half a kilo of pure China White heroin. AU
1211 100% Pure New Zealand. AU
1212 Pauline Hanson. AU
1213 Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. AU
1214 A slab of VB and a pack of durries. AU
1215 Winking at old people. AU
1216 Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Queensland, and dying. AU
1217 Fiery poos. AU
1218 Having a Golden Gaytime. AU
1219 Total control of the media. AU
1220 All four prongs of an echidna's penis. AU
1221 The White Australia Policy. AU
1222 Making up for centuries of oppression with one day of apologising. AU
1223 Glassing a wanker. AU
1224 Dropping a baby down the dunny. AU
1225 A sick burnout. AU
1226 Rupert Murdoch. AU
1227 Women in yoghurt commercials. AU
1228 Tony Abbott in budgie smugglers. AU
1229 Contagious face cancer. AU
1230 Mr. Squiggle, the Man from the Moon. AU
1231 Taking a sheep-wife. AU
1232 Crazy hot cousin sex. AU
1233 Getting so angry that you pop a stiffy. AU
1234 Nothing but sand. AU
1235 A cute, fuzzy koala with chlamydia. AU
1236 Profound respect and appreciation for indigenous culture. AU
1237 John Howard's eyebrows. AU
1238 Selling ice to children. AU
1239 A sick wombat. AU
1240 A Halal Snack Pack. AU
1241 Braiding three penises into a licorice twist. AU
1242 The cool, refreshing taste of Coca-Cola.® AU
1243 Getting naked and watching Play School. AU
1244 Women's undies. AU
1245 Nippers. AU
1246 Summoning Harold Holt from the sea in a time of great need. AU
1247 A didgeridildo. AU
1248 A five-litre goon bag. AU
1249 Vegemite.™ AU
1250 Good-natured, fun-loving Aussie racism. AU
1251 A fair go. AU
1252 Cashed-up bogans. AU
1253 Inserting a jam jar into my anus. AU
1254 Doin' it up the bum. AU
1255 A stingray barb through the chest. AU
1256 Pingers. AU
1257 The bush. AU
1258 Sorry, this content cannot be viewed in your region. AU
1259 A shark! AU
1260 Americanization. AU
1261 Having a shag in the back of a ute. AU
1262 Australia. AU
1263 Massive, widespread drought. AU
1264 Millions of cane toads. AU
1265 Alcohol poisoning. AU
1266 Xenophobia. AU
1267 Ice. AU
1268 A decent fucking Internet connection. AU
1269 What's left of the Great Barrier Reef. AU
1270 The Hemsworth brothers. AU
1271 A literal tornado of fire. AU
1272 The Great Emu War. AU
1273 Chundering into a kangaroo's pouch. AU
1274 The big fucking hole in the ozone layer. AU
1275 My cheating prick of a husband. AU
1276 Denying climate change. AU
1277 Whiskas® Catmilk. AU
1278 Steve Irwin. AU
1279 Chunks of dead backpacker. AU
1280 The inevitable heath death of the universe. AU
1281 A six-point plan to stop the boats. AU
1282 Whoever the Prime Minister is these days. AU
1283 An ass disaster. INTL
1284 Disco fever. INTL
1285 Words. INTL
1286 Spending lots of money. INTL
1287 Mooing. INTL
1288 A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus. INTL
1289 Michael Jackson. INTL
1290 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents. INTL
1291 Dying alone and in pain. INTL
1292 Shitting out a screaming face. INTL
1293 Literally eating shit. INTL
1294 A monkey smoking a cigar. INTL
1295 Rich people. INTL
1296 An evil man in evil clothes. INTL
1297 A low standard of living. INTL
1298 Wearing an octopus for a hat. INTL
1299 Whining like a little bitch. INTL
1300 Not having sex, INTL
1301 A fat bald man from the Internet. INTL
1302 Basic human decency. INTL
1303 How awesome it is to be white. INTL
1304 Nothing. INTL
1305 Doing it in the butt. INTL
1306 Moral ambiguity. INTL
1307 Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of Friends. INTL
1308 A big black dick. INTL
1309 The arrival of pizza. INTL
1310 An unstoppable wave of fire ants. INTL
1311 Extremely tight jeans. INTL
1312 A web of lies. INTL
1313 Ominous background music. INTL
1314 My machete. INTL
1315 Multiple orgasms. INTL
1316 Daddy's belt. INTL
1317 Eating a hard boiled out of my husband's asshole. INTL
1318 Friendly fire. INTL
1319 The boners of the elderly. INTL
1320 The hiccups. INTL
1321 The crazy, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now. INTL
1322 Going around punching people. INTL
1323 Letting everyone down. INTL
1324 Nunchuck moves. INTL
1325 The prunes I've been saving for you in my armpits. INTL
1326 A PowerPoint presentation. INTL
1327 The entire Internet. INTL
1328 An AK-47. INTL
1329 Walking in on Dad peeing into Mom's mouth. INTL
1330 Dad's funny balls. INTL
1331 Flying robots that kill people. INTL
1332 Weapons-grade plutonium. INTL
1333 Sexy pillow fights. INTL
1334 Being white. INTL
1335 A slightly shittier parallel universe. INTL
1336 Having sex on top of a pizza. INTL
1337 Power. INTL
1338 Scrotum tickling. INTL
1339 An army of skeletons. INTL
1340 Actually getting shot, for real. INTL
1341 A cop who is also a dog. INTL
1342 A vagina that leads to another dimension. INTL
1343 A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings. INTL
1344 Converting to Islam. INTL
1345 Me. INTL
1346 Tom Cruise. INTL
1347 Intimacy problems. INTL
1348 Leveling up. INTL
1349 That ass. INTL
1350 Kim Jong-un. INTL
1351 The Dalai Lama. INTL
1352 Ripping open a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart. INTL
1353 A sad fat dragon with no friends. INTL
1354 A surprising amount of hair. INTL
1355 Some really fucked-up shit. INTL
1356 Robert Downey Jr. INTL
1357 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse. INTL
1358 Sexual humiliation. INTL
1359 Fisting. INTL
1360 The human body. INTL
1361 A defective condom. INTL
1362 My father, who died when I was seven. INTL
1363 The economy. INTL
1364 Deflowering the princess. INTL
1365 A Chinese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it. INTL
1366 Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content. INTL
1367 Self-flagellation. INTL
1368 Shutting the fuck up. INTL
1369 FIlling my son with spaghetti. INTL
1370 The baby that ruined my pussy. INTL
1371 Buying the right clothes to be cool. INTL
1372 Being black. INTL
1373 All of this blood. INTL
1374 Edible underwear. INTL
1375 An oversized lollipop, INTL
1376 Stockholm Syndrome. INTL
1377 The World of Warcraft. INTL
1378 Grave robbing. INTL
1379 Gandalf. INTL
1380 Sneezing, farting, and cumming at the same time. INTL
1381 Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere. INTL
1382 Blood farts. INTL
1383 Panda sex. INTL
1384 A thermonuclear detonation. INTL
1385 Destroying the evidence. INTL
1386 Vomiting mid-blowjob. INTL
1387 A piñata full of scorpions. INTL
1388 Miley Cyrus. INTL
1389 A Japanese toaster you can fuck. INTL
1390 Suicidal thoughts. INTL
1391 Grandpa's ashes. INTL
1392 Reverse cowgirl. INTL
1393 Keanu Reeves. INTL
1394 LIving in a trashcan. INTL
1395 My first kill. INTL
1396 Mom. INTL
1397 Children on leashes. INTL
1398 Double penetration. INTL
1399 Slave. INTL
1400 White power. INTL
1401 Indescribable loneliness. INTL
1402 Tongue. INTL
1403 Tiny nipples. INTL
1404 Being fabulous. INTL
1405 Homeless people. INTL
1406 My cheating-son-of-a-bitch-husband. INTL
1407 Screaming like a maniac. INTL
1408 Heroin. INTL
1409 Existing. INTL
1410 The pirate's life. INTL
1411 One Ring to rule them all. INTL
1412 The flute. INTL
1413 Being a busy adult with many important things to do. INTL
1414 Slapping a racist old lady. INTL
1415 Genetically engineered super-soldiers. INTL
1416 Pumping out a baby every nine months. INTL
1417 A mime having a stroke. INTL
1418 Women voting. INTL
1419 Gladiatorial combat. INTL
1420 Some kind of bird man. INTL
1421 Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes. INTL
1422 Mild autism. INTL
1423 Rising from the grave. INTL
1424 Not contributing to society in any meaningful way. INTL
1425 Cock. INTL
1426 Some douche with an acoustic guitar. INTL
1427 Terrorists. INTL
1428 Overpowering your father. INTL
1429 Being a hideous beast that no one could love. INTL
1430 Samuel L. Jackson. INTL
1431 Making the penises kiss. INTL
1432 Being a dinosaur. INTL
1433 Staring at a painting and going "hmmmmmmm..." INTL
1434 A sweet spaceships. INTL
1435 Lady Gaga. INTL
1436 Tripping balls. INTL
1437 Eating an albino. INTL
1438 Our first chimpanzee Prime Minister. INTL
1439 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease. INTL
1440 The total collapse of the global financial system. INTL
1441 Loki, the trickster god. INTL
1442 Making a friend. INTL
1443 The Gulags. INTL
1444 Hipsters. INTL
1445 Wiping her butt. INTL
1446 All my friends dying. INTL
1447 The land of chocolate. INTL
1448 Jesus. INTL
1449 Another shot of morphine. INTL
1450 Bosnian chicken farmers. INTL
1451 How wet my pussy is. INTL
1452 Having shotguns for legs. INTL
1453 Bullshit. INTL
1454 Blowing my boyfriend so hard so he shits. INTL
1455 Cumming deep inside my best bro. INTL
1456 Being awesome at sex. INTL
1457 Santa Claus. INTL
1458 Having a penis. INTL
1459 Gay aliens. INTL
1460 Jafar. RED
1461 Jumping out at people. RED
1462 The mixing of the races. RED
1463 The Harlem Globetrotters. RED
1464 Scrotal frostbite. RED
1465 Statistically validated stereotypes. RED
1466 Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game.® RED
1467 Making shit up. RED
1468 Mufasa's death scene. RED
1469 Having $57 in the bank. RED
1470 A sales team of clowns and pedophiles. RED
1471 Survivor's guilt. RED
1472 The mere concept of Applebees.® RED
1473 Boris the Soviet Love Hammer. RED
1474 Not having sex. RED
1475 Indescribably loneliness. RED
1476 One thousand Slim Jims. RED
1477 A nuanced critique. RED
1478 A nautical theme. RED
1479 The black Power Ranger. RED
1480 Neil Patrick Harris. RED
1481 Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone. RED
1482 The hose. RED
1483 Finding Waldo. RED
1484 Fuck Mountain. RED
1485 Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. RED
1486 Syphilitic insanity. RED
1487 Oncoming traffic. RED
1488 Suicide bombers. RED
1489 Some kind of bird-man. RED
1490 Ryan Goslin riding in on a white horse. RED
1491 Living in a trash can. RED
1492 Historical revisionism. RED
1493 A passionate Latino lover. RED
1494 Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king. RED
1495 Consent. RED
1496 An unhinged Ferris wheel rolling toward the sea. RED
1497 A plunger to the face. RED
1498 Shaft. RED
1499 Big Bird's crown, crusty asshole. RED
1500 Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding. RED
1501 A fortuitous turnip harvest. RED
1502 Buying the right pants to be cool. RED
1503 Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group. RED
1504 A phantasmagoria of anal delights. RED
1505 The new Radiohead album. RED
1506 24-hour media coverage. RED
1507 Gargling jizz. RED
1508 A dollop of sour cream. RED
1509 Demonic possession. RED
1510 Chugging a lava lamp. RED
1511 Jeff Goldblum. RED
1512 The day the birds attacked. RED
1513 Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife. RED
1514 A sofa that says "I have style, but I like to be comfortable." RED
1515 Dorito breath. RED
1516 The way white people is. RED
1517 Fetal alcohol syndrome. RED
1518 The Quesadilla Explosion Salad™ from Chili's.® RED
1519 Racial profiling. RED
1520 Special musical guest, Cher. RED
1521 A crappy little hand. RED
1522 The systemic destruction of an entire people and their way of life. RED
1523 Clenched butt cheeks. RED
1524 Filing my son with spaghetti. RED
1525 Blowing some dudes in an alley. RED
1526 Words, words, words. RED
1527 Clams. RED
1528 Hot doooooooogs! RED
1529 André the Giant's enormous, leathery scrotum. RED
1530 A greased-up Matthew McConaughey. RED
1531 A pile of squirming bodies. RED
1532 A bloody pacifier. RED
1533 Medieval Times® Dinner & Tournament. RED
1534 Just the tip. RED
1535 One ring to rule them all. RED
1536 The milk that comes out of a person. RED
1537 A sweet spaceship. RED
1538 Big ol' floppy titties. RED
1539 A 55-gallon drum of lube. RED
1540 Sorcery. RED
1541 Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick. RED
1542 Weapons grade plutonium. RED
1543 Mad hacky-sack skills. RED
1544 Emotional baggage. RED
1545 Insatiable bloodlust. RED
1546 Hillary Clinton. RED
1547 Catastrophic urethral trauma. RED
1548 Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR. RED
1549 Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath. RED
1550 A spontaneous conga line. RED
1551 A Japanese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it. RED
1552 A boo-boo. RED
1553 A black-owned and operated business. RED
1554 The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth. RED
1555 Velcro.™ RED
1556 The shambling corpse of Larry King. RED
1557 Drinking my bro's pee-pee right out of his peen. RED
1558 Quiche. RED
1559 Some really fucked up shit. RED
1560 Warm, velvety muppet sex. RED
1561 The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now. RED
1562 A bigger, blacker dick. RED
1563 Crabapples all over the fucking sidewalk. RED
1564 Bosnian chick farmers. RED
1565 Sanding off a man's nose. RED
1566 The harsh light of day. RED
1567 Vietnam flashbacks. RED
1568 Savagely beating a mascot. RED
1569 Staring at a painting and going "hmmmmmm..." RED
1570 Nubile slave boys. RED
1571 Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs® to get fifty continuous hours of energy. RED
1572 A sweaty, panting leather daddy. RED
1573 My manservant, Claude. RED
1574 Khakis. BLUE
1575 Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak. BLUE
1576 The passage of time. BLUE
1577 A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana. BLUE
1578 The power of the Dark Side. BLUE
1579 A team of lawyers. BLUE
1580 Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri. BLUE
1581 Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin. BLUE
1582 Some sort of Asian. BLUE
1583 Vegetarian options. BLUE
1584 An inability to form meaningful relationships. BLUE
1585 One unforgettable night of passion. BLUE
1586 Important news about Taylor Swift. BLUE
1587 The all-new Nissan Pathfinder with 0.9% APR financing! BLUE
1588 Free ice cream, yo. BLUE
1589 My boyfriend's stupid penis. BLUE
1590 A mouthful of potato salad. BLUE
1591 Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers®! BLUE
1592 Crying and shitting and eat spaghetti. BLUE
1593 A fart. BLUE
1594 Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers. BLUE
1595 Deez nuts. BLUE
1596 Africa. BLUE
1597 Finally finishing off the Indians. BLUE
1598 Owls, the perfect predator. BLUE
1599 A dance move that's just sex. BLUE
1600 Ass to mouth. BLUE
1601 Bouncing up and down. BLUE
1602 Walking into a glass door. BLUE
1603 Eating together like a god damn family for once. BLUE
1604 No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny. BLUE
1605 Treasures beyond your wildest dreams. BLUE
1606 Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry. BLUE
1607 Sucking all the milk out of a yak. BLUE
1608 Falling into the toilet. BLUE
1609 The color "puce." BLUE
1610 An oppressed people with a vibrant culture. BLUE
1611 Out-of-this-world bazongas. BLUE
1612 Getting caught by the police and going to jail. BLUE
1613 The sweet song of sword against sword and the braying of mighty war beasts. BLUE
1614 A sex goblin with a carnival penis. BLUE
1615 Genghis Khan's DNA. BLUE
1616 A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry. BLUE
1617 The ghost of Marlon Brando. BLUE
1618 Immortality cream. BLUE
1619 Butt stuff. BLUE
1620 Getting offended. BLUE
1621 My dad's dumb fucking face. BLUE
1622 A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans. BLUE
1623 Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits. BLUE
1624 Whatever a McRib® is made of. BLUE
1625 Total fucking chaos. BLUE
1626 Whispering all sexy. BLUE
1627 Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality. BLUE
1628 Some shit-hot guitar licks. BLUE
1629 No clothes on, penis in vagina. BLUE
1630 Sports. BLUE
1631 How awesome I am. BLUE
1632 The white half of Barack Obama. BLUE
1633 An overwhelming variety of cheeses. BLUE
1634 Ejaculating inside another man's wife. BLUE
1635 Getting shot by the police. BLUE
1636 Beloved television star Bill Cosby. BLUE
1637 The tiger that killed my father. BLUE
1638 Changing a person's mind with logic and facts. BLUE
1639 Child Protective Services. BLUE
1640 A peyote-fueled vision quest. BLUE
1641 Cute boys. BLUE
1642 A hopeless amount of spiders. BLUE
1643 The swim team, all at once. BLUE
1644 Whatever you wish, mother. BLUE
1645 A possible Muslim. BLUE
1646 All the single ladies. BLUE
1647 Letting out 20 years' worth of farts. BLUE
1648 Being paralyzed from the neck down. BLUE
1649 The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion. BLUE
1650 Shapes and colors. BLUE
1651 Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes. BLUE
1652 Filling a man's anus with concrete. BLUE
1653 Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby. BLUE
1654 Meaningless sex. BLUE
1655 Wearing glasses and sounding smart. BLUE
1656 Setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio. BLUE
1657 Child support payments. BLUE
1658 Being John Malkovich. BLUE
1659 Throwing stones at a man until he dies. BLUE
1660 A shiny rock that proves I love you. BLUE
1661 Kale. BLUE
1662 Stuffing a child's face with Fun Dip® until he starts having fun. BLUE
1663 A turd. BLUE
1664 Party Mexicans. BLUE
1665 Too much cocaine. BLUE
1666 Like a million alligators. BLUE
1667 Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis. BLUE
1668 A face full of horse cum. BLUE
1669 Fresh dill from the patio. BLUE
1670 Boring vaginal sex. BLUE
1671 Crazy opium eyes. BLUE
1672 AIDS monkeys. BLUE
1673 Crippling social anxiety. BLUE
1674 Not believing in giraffes. BLUE
1675 An interracial handshake. BLUE
1676 Irrefutable evidence that God is real. BLUE
1677 A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home. BLUE
1678 My sex dungeon. BLUE
1679 Being nine years old. BLUE
1680 Daddy. BLUE
1681 Unquestioning obedience. BLUE
1682 A bass drop so huge it tears the starry vault asunder to reveal the face of God. BLUE
1683 Sharks with legs. BLUE
1684 Generally having no idea what's going on. BLUE
1685 Bullets. BLUE
1686 An unforgettable quinceañera. BLUE
1687 Two whales fucking the shit out of each other. BLUE
1688 A whole lotta woman. BLUE
1689 A self-microwaving burrito. BLUE
1690 Snorting coke off a clown's boner. BLUE
1691 A buttload of candy. BLUE
1692 A thrilling chase over the rooftops of Rio de Janeiro. BLUE
1693 Dem titties. BLUE
1694 The amount of gay I am. BLUE
1695 My first period. BLUE
1696 Common-sense gun control legislation. BLUE
1697 Being a terrible mother. BLUE
1698 Being popular and good at sports. BLUE
1699 Never having sex again. BLUE
1700 A giant powdery manbaby. BLUE
1701 A crazy little thing called love. BLUE
1702 Stupid. BLUE
1703 The best taquito in the galaxy. BLUE
1704 Fucking a corpse back to life. BLUE
1705 A pizza guy who fucked up. BLUE
1706 Ennui. BLUE
1707 Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other. BLUE
1708 Lots and lots of abortions. BLUE
1709 Eggs. BLUE
1710 My worthless son. BLUE
1711 Blowjobs for everyone. BLUE
1824 Critical thinking. GREEN
1712 Shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad girl. BLUE
1713 An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation. BLUE
1714 The unbelievable world of mushrooms. BLUE
1715 A horse with no legs. BLUE
1716 Having been dead for a while. BLUE
1717 Drinking responsibly. BLUE
1718 Breastfeeding a ten-year-old. BLUE
1719 Going to a high school reunion on ketamine. BLUE
1720 Backwards knees. BLUE
1721 Gwyneth Paltrow's opinions. BLUE
1722 The basic suffering that pervades all of existence. BLUE
1723 Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears. BLUE
1724 The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction. BLUE
1725 Seeing things from Hitler's perspective. BLUE
1726 A constant need for validation. BLUE
1727 Jizz. BLUE
1728 What Jesus would do. BLUE
1729 A Ugandan warlord. BLUE
1730 Slowly easing down onto a cucumber. BLUE
1731 Smoking crack, for instance. BLUE
1732 A kiss on the lips. BLUE
1733 The haunting stare of an Iraqi child. BLUE
1734 A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness. BLUE
1735 Giant sperm from outer space. BLUE
1736 The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter. BLUE
1737 Morpheus. BLUE
1738 Mom's new boyfriend. BLUE
1739 Blackface. BLUE
1740 Every ounce of charisma left in Mick Jagger's tired body. BLUE
1741 Sudden penis loss. BLUE
1742 Daddy's credit card. BLUE
1743 Ripping a dog in half. BLUE
1744 Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night. BLUE
1745 Interspecies marriage. BLUE
1746 Cancer. BLUE
1747 The male gaze. BLUE
1748 Being worshipped as the one true God. BLUE
1749 All these decorative pillows. BLUE
1750 Unrelenting genital punishment. BLUE
1751 Exploding pigeons. BLUE
1752 A disappointing salad. BLUE
1753 The dentist. BLUE
1754 Moderate-to-severe joint pain. BLUE
1755 Getting drive-by shot. BLUE
1756 The black half of Barack Obama. BLUE
1757 Western standards of beauty. BLUE
1758 A reason not to commit suicide. BLUE
1759 40 acres and a mule. BLUE
1760 Such a big boy. BLUE
1761 10 Incredible Facts About the Anus. BLUE
1762 A manhole. BLUE
1763 The size of my penis. BLUE
1764 The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East. BLUE
1765 My dead son's baseball glove. BLUE
1766 Robots who just want to party. BLUE
1767 A whole new kind of porn. BLUE
1768 Ambiguous sarcasm. BLUE
1769 Russian super-tuberculosis. BLUE
1770 Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa. BLUE
1771 Doing the right stuff to her nipples. BLUE
1772 Ancient Athenian boy-fucking. BLUE
1773 The eighth graders. BLUE
1774 September 11th, 2001. BLUE
1775 The safe word. BLUE
1776 Doo-doo. BLUE
1777 Blackula. BLUE
1778 Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe. BLUE
1779 Texas. BLUE
1780 Going down on a woman, discovering that her vaginas is filled with eyeballs, and being totally into that. BLUE
1781 P.F. Chang himself. BLUE
1782 Almost giving money to a homeless person. BLUE
1783 Depression. BLUE
1784 Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness. BLUE
1785 Three consecutive seconds of happiness. BLUE
1786 Going inside at some point because of the mosquitoes. BLUE
1787 Pussy. BLUE
1788 Unsheathing my massive horse cock. BLUE
1789 A woman. BLUE
1790 Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels. BLUE
1791 A woman who is so cool that he rides on a motorcycle. BLUE
1792 The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China. BLUE
1793 A chimpanzee in sunglasses fucking your wife. BLUE
1794 Finding a nice elevator to poop in. GREEN
1795 An incurable homosexual. GREEN
1796 The body of a 46-year-old man. GREEN
1797 Mixing M&Ms and Skittles like some kind of psychopath. GREEN
1798 Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand. GREEN
1799 Gay thoughts. GREEN
1800 When the big truck goes "Toot! Toot!" GREEN
1801 Water. GREEN
1802 Becoming the President of the United States. GREEN
1803 Hot lettuce. GREEN
1804 Rock-hard tits and a huge vagina. GREEN
1805 Meatloaf, the man. GREEN
1806 Smashing my balls at the moment of climax. GREEN
1807 A creature made of penises that must constantly arouse itself to survive. GREEN
1808 My brother's hot friends. GREEN
1809 You. GREEN
1810 Getting high with mom. GREEN
1811 Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle. GREEN
1812 Loud, scary thunder. GREEN
1813 Whomsoever let the dogs out. GREEN
1814 Having a vagina. GREEN
1815 A man with the head of a goat and the body of a goat. GREEN
1816 Taking the form of a falcon. GREEN
1817 A hug. GREEN
1818 Putting more black people in jail. GREEN
1819 Trevor, the world's greatest boyfriend. GREEN
1820 Anal. GREEN
1821 Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide. GREEN
1822 Getting the Dorito crumbs out of my pubes. GREEN
1823 A man in a suit with perfect hair who tells you beautiful lies. GREEN
1825 Quacking like a duck in lieu of a cogent argument. GREEN
1826 A long business meeting with no obvious purpose. GREEN
1827 Facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries. GREEN
1828 Getting killed and dragged up a tree by a leopard. GREEN
1829 Brunch. GREEN
1830 Child labor. GREEN
1831 Esmeralda, my most beautiful daughter. GREEN
1832 The feeling of going to McDonald's as a 6-year-old. GREEN
1833 Eating people. GREEN
1834 Art. GREEN
1835 Having sex with your mom. GREEN
1836 The hottest MILF in Dallas. GREEN
1837 Getting trapped in a conversation about Ayn Rand. GREEN
1838 Happy daddies with happy sandals. GREEN
1839 A dolphin that learns to talk and becomes the Dead of Harvard Law School. GREEN
1840 The graceful path of an autumn leaf as it falls to its earthen cradle. GREEN
1841 Meatloaf, the food. GREEN
1842 10,000 shrieking teenage girls. GREEN
1843 Chris Hemsworth. GREEN
1844 Straight blazin' 24/7. GREEN
1845 Objectifying women. GREEN
1846 The mysterious fog rolling into town. GREEN
1847 Math. GREEN
1848 Restoring Germany to its former glory. GREEN
1849 Exploring each other's buttholes. GREEN
1850 An old dog full of tumors. GREEN
1851 Antidepressants. GREEN
1852 Having an awesome time drinking and driving. GREEN
1853 Jazz. GREEN
1854 Dumpster juice. GREEN
1855 Raising three kids on minimum wage. GREEN
1856 Going to bed at a reasonable hour. GREEN
1857 10 football players with erections barreling towards you at full speed. GREEN
1858 Working so hard to have muscles and then having them. GREEN
1859 Turning 32. GREEN
1860 Albert Einstein but if he had a huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock. GREEN
1861 Assassinating the president. GREEN
1862 A woman's right to choose. GREEN
1863 Eternal screaming madness. GREEN
1864 Late-stage dementia. GREEN
1865 Consensual, nonreproductive incest. GREEN
1866 Swearing praise upon the Sultan's hideous daughters. GREEN
1867 A cheerfulness that belies a deep-seated self-loathing. GREEN
1868 An arrangement wherein I give a person money they have sex with me. GREEN
1869 A genetic predisposition for alcoholism. GREEN
1870 The wind. GREEN
1871 Getting pegged. GREEN
1872 Period poops. GREEN
1873 The chicken from Popeyes. ® GREEN
1874 A massive collection of child pornography. GREEN
1875 A big, beautiful mouth packed to the brim with sparkling teeth. GREEN
1876 Pooping in the potty. GREEN
1877 Getting eaten out by a dog. GREEN
1878 Munchin' puss. GREEN
1879 It being too late to stop having sex with a horse. GREEN
1880 One of those "blow jobs" I've been hearing so much about. GREEN
1881 The lived experience of African Americans. GREEN
1882 Prematurely ejaculating like a total loser. GREEN
1883 Big, smart money boys tap-tapping on their keyboards. GREEN
1884 Homework. GREEN
1885 A finger up the butt. GREEN
1886 Tiny, rancid girl farts. GREEN
1887 The sweet, forbidden meat of the money. GREEN
1888 Farting all over my face with your tight little asshole. GREEN
1889 Doing a somersault and barfing. GREEN
1890 The government. GREEN
1891 How good lead paint taste. GREEN
1892 Every man's ultimate fantasy: a perfectly cylindrical vagina. GREEN
1893 Rubbing my bush all over your bald head. GREEN
1894 Feeling the emotion of anger. GREEN
1895 Gregor, my largest son. GREEN
1896 A strong horse and enough rations for thirty days. GREEN
1897 Getting aborted. GREEN
1898 Systems and policies designed to preserve centuries-old power structures. GREEN
1899 Overthrowing the democratically-elected government of Chile. GREEN
1900 A weird guy who says weird stuff and weirds me out. GREEN
1901 How strange it is to be anything at all. GREEN
1902 Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis. GREEN
1903 Everything. GREEN
1904 The flaming wreckage of the International Space Station. GREEN
1905 A duffel bag full of lizards. GREEN
1906 Beyoncé. GREEN
1907 The fear and hatred in men's hearts. GREEN
1908 One of them big-city Jew lawyers. GREEN
1909 An empowered woman. GREEN
1910 Tables. GREEN
1911 The amount of baby carrots I can fit up my ass. GREEN
1912 Farting a huge shit out of my pussy. GREEN
1913 Being sexually attracted to children. GREEN
1914 Participating. GREEN
1915 Blossoming into a beautiful young woman. GREEN
1916 Discovering that what I really want in life is to kill people and have sex with their corpses. GREEN
1917 Breastfeeding in public like a radiant earth goddess. GREEN
1918 ISIS. GREEN
1919 All these people I've killed. GREEN
1920 The full force of the American military. GREEN
1921 Eating ass. GREEN
1922 Who really did 9/11. GREEN
1923 Condoleezza Rice. GREEN
1924 Content. GREEN
1925 Creamy slices of real, California avocado. GREEN
1926 How sad it will be when Morgan Freeman dies. GREEN
1927 A black friend. GREEN
1928 Whooping your ass at Mario Kart. GREEN
1929 Sudden and unwanted slam poetry. GREEN
1930 A cold and indifferent universe. GREEN
2041 Pure Moods , Vol. 1. 90s
1931 The best, deepest quotes from The Dark Night. GREEN
1932 Salsa Night at Dave's Cantina. GREEN
1933 Dominating a man by peeing on his eldest son. GREEN
1934 Two shitty kids and a garbage husband. GREEN
1935 The Rwandan Genocide. GREEN
1936 The LGBT community. GREEN
1937 Founding a major world religion. GREEN
1938 Rolling so hard. GREEN
1939 My huge penis and substantial fortune. GREEN
1940 Forty-five minutes of finger blasting. GREEN
1941 How great my ass looks in these jeans. GREEN
1942 Pooping in a leotard and hoping no one notices. GREEN
1943 Guns. GREEN
1944 Getting this party started! GREEN
1945 Twenty bucks. GREEN
1946 Getting laid like all the time. GREEN
1947 A big ol' plate of fettuccine alfredo. GREEN
1948 Showing all the boys my pussy. GREEN
1949 Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster.® GREEN
1950 A terrified fat child who won't come out of the bushes. GREEN
1951 Doritos and a Fruit Roll-Up. GREEN
1952 Mommy and daddy fighting all the time. GREEN
1953 Holding the proper political beliefs of my time to attract a mate. GREEN
1954 Onions. GREEN
1955 Self-identifying as a DJ. GREEN
1956 Watching you die. GREEN
1957 Some real spicy shrimps. GREEN
1958 A burrito that's just sour cream. GREEN
1959 The bond between a woman and her horse. GREEN
1960 The secret to truly resilient hair. GREEN
1961 Mental illness. GREEN
1962 Gayle from HR. GREEN
1963 Informing you that I am a registered sex offender. GREEN
1964 A negative body image that is totally justified. GREEN
1965 Political correctness. GREEN
1966 The clown that followed me home from the grocery store. GREEN
1967 That bitch, Stacy. GREEN
1968 Ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel. GREEN
1969 Gazpacho. GREEN
1970 Having sex with a man and then eating his head. GREEN
1971 An older man. GREEN
1972 An X-Man whose power is that he has sex with dogs and children. GREEN
1973 Out-of-control teenage blowjob parties. GREEN
1974 Tender chunks of all-white-meat chicken. GREEN
1975 Crushing the patriarchy. GREEN
1976 The full blown marginalization of ugly people. GREEN
1977 Aborting the shit out of a fetus. GREEN
1978 Film roles for actresses over 40. GREEN
1979 Plowing that ass like a New England corn farmer. GREEN
1980 Huge big balls full of jizz. GREEN
1981 Some of that good dick. GREEN
1982 Being turned into sausages. GREEN
1983 Hating Jews. GREEN
1984 Crazy anal orgasms. GREEN
1985 Regurgitating a half-digested sparrow. GREEN
1986 The ol' penis-in-the-popcorn surprise. GREEN
1987 A tiny fireman who puts out tiny fires. GREEN
1988 Dis bitch. GREEN
1989 Trees. GREEN
1990 Three hours of nonstop penetration. GREEN
1991 Slamming a dunk. GREEN
1992 Starting a shitty podcast. GREEN
1993 Gary. GREEN
1994 Feminism. GREEN
1995 Our baby. GREEN
1996 Falling into a pit of waffles. GREEN
1997 A woman's perspective. GREEN
1998 Chipotle. GREEN
1999 Scissoring, if that's a thing. GREEN
2000 Watching a hot person eat. GREEN
2001 Defeating a gorilla in single combat. GREEN
2002 Bad emotions I don't want. GREEN
2003 A creepy child singing a nursery rhyme. GREEN
2004 Comprehensive immigration reform. GREEN
2005 Denying the Holocaust. GREEN
2006 Two beautiful pig sisters. GREEN
2007 Catching a live salmon in your mouth. GREEN
2008 Daddy going away forever. GREEN
2009 A medium horchata. GREEN
2010 Libertarians. GREEN
2011 Picking up a glass of water and taking a sip and being the president. GREEN
2012 Waking up inside of a tornado. GREEN
2013 Making out and stuff. GREEN
2014 A slowly encroaching circle of wolves. GREEN
2015 Opening your mouth to talk and a big penis fops out. GREEN
2016 Eating too many Cinnabons and then vomiting and then eating the vomit. GREEN
2017 Seizing control of the means of production. GREEN
2018 Misogyny. GREEN
2019 Thinking about what eating even is. GREEN
2020 Dropping dead in a Sbarro's bathroom and not being found for 72 hours. GREEN
2021 Sucking each other's penises for hours on end. GREEN
2022 Awesome pictures of planets and stuff. GREEN
2023 Microaggressions. GREEN
2024 Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god. GREEN
2025 Fucking my therapist. GREEN
2026 Having sex with a beautiful person. GREEN
2027 Moon people. GREEN
2028 Jason, the teen mayor. GREEN
2029 Quinoa. GREEN
2030 China. GREEN
2031 Menopause. GREEN
2032 My dog dying. GREEN
2033 A gun that shoots cobras. GREEN
2034 Reaching an age where barbecue chips are better than sex. GREEN
2035 Going around pulling people's tampons out. GREEN
2036 Playing my asshole like a trumpet. GREEN
2037 Getting blasted in the face by a t-shirt cannon. GREEN
2038 Getting naked too soon. GREEN
2039 Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion. 90s
2040 A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour. 90s
2042 Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip. 90s
2043 Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time. 90s
2044 Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun. 90s
2045 Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game. 90s
2046 Sucking the President's dick. 90s
2047 Sunny D! Alright! 90s
2048 The Great Cornholio. 90s
2049 Painting with all the colors of the wind. 90s
2050 Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair. 90s
2051 The Y2K bug. 90s
2052 A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido. 90s
2053 Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it. 90s
2054 Deregulating the mortgage market. 90s
2055 Kurt Cobain's death. 90s
2056 A threesome with 1996 Denise Richards and 1999 Denise Richards. 90s
2057 Freeing Willy. 90s
2058 Several Michael Keatons. 90s
2059 Patti Mayonnaise. 90s
2060 Wearing Nicolas Cage's face. 90s
2061 Log.™ 90s
2062 Santa's heavy sack. ❄2012
2063 Donald Trump holding his nose while he eats pussy. V4HIL
2064 Black lives mattering. V4HIL
2065 Kicking the middle class in the balls with a regressive tax code. V4HIL
2066 Slapping Ted Cruz over and over. V4HIL
2067 Eating the president's pussy. V4HIL
2068 Keeping the government out of my vagina. V4HIL
2069 The fact that Hillary Clinton is a woman. V4HIL
2070 Increasing economic inequality and political polarization. V4HIL
2071 The Bernie Sanders revolution. V4HIL
2072 A beautiful, ever-expanding circle of inclusivity that will never include Republicans. V4HIL
2073 Letting Bernie Sanders rest his world-weary head on your lap. V4HIL
2074 The systemic disenfranchisement of black voters. V4HIL
2075 Eating an entire snowman. ❄2013
2076 A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw. ❄2013
2077 Elf cum. ❄2013
2078 Giving money and personal information to strangers on the Internet. ❄2013
2079 The royal afterbirth. ❄2013
2080 A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography. ❄2013
2081 A toxic family environment. ❄2013
2082 Breeding elves for their priceless semen. ❄2013
2083 Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar. ❄2013
2084 Slicing a ham in icy silence. ❄2013
2085 A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver. ❄2013
2086 A visually arresting turtleneck. ❄2013
2087 The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas. ❄2013
2088 Gift-wrapping a live hamster. ❄2013
2089 Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes. ❄2013
2090 Socks. ❄2013
2091 These low, low prices! ❄2013
2092 Finding out that Santa isn't real. ❄2013
2093 The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card. ❄2013
2094 The Star Wars Holiday Special. ❄2013
2095 Rudolph's bright red balls. ❄2013
2096 Jizzing into Santa's beard. ❄2013
2097 Being blind and deaf and having no limbs. ❄2013
2098 My hot cousin. ❄2013
2099 Mall Santa. ❄2013
2100 The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina. ❄2013
2101 Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missile. ❄2013
2102 Pretending to be happy. ❄2013
2103 Fucking up "Silent Night" in front of 300 parents. ❄2013
2104 Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster. ❄2013
2105 Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant. ❄2013
2106 Space Jam on VHS. ❄2013
2107 Swapping bodies with mom for a day. ❄2013
2108 Another shitty year. ❄2013
2109 Immaculate conception. ❄2013
2110 People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is. ❄2013
2111 Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them. ❄2013
2112 Congress's flaccid penises withering away beneath their suit pants. ❄2013
2113 Having a strong opinion about Obamacare. ❄2013
2114 Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about. ❄2013
2115 A Hungry-Man™ Frozen Christmas Dinner for One. ❄2013
2116 Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation. ❄2013
2117 The Grinch's musty, cum-stained pelt. ❄2013
2118 Actually voting for Donald Trump to be President of the actual United States. V4 45
2119 Growing up and becoming a Republican. V4 45
2120 A liberal bias. V4 45
2121 Full-on socialism. V4 45
2122 Hating Hillary Clinton. V4 45
2123 Jeb! V4 45
2124 Conservative talking points. V4 45
2125 Courageously going ahead with that racist comment. V4 45
2126 The good, hardworking people of Dubuque, Iowa. V4 45
2127 Dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. V4 45
2128 Shouting the loudest. V4 45
2129 Sound fiscal policy. V4 45
2130 Boxing up my feelings. BOX
2132 An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people. BOX
2133 Being a motherfucking box. BOX
2134 The Boxcar Children. BOX
2135 A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box. BOX
2136 A box within a box. BOX
2137 A man-shaped box. BOX
2138 A world without boxes. BOX
2139 A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer. BOX
2140 Former President George W. Box. BOX
2141 A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. BOX
2142 A box-shaped man. BOX
2143 The J15 Patriot Assault Box. BOX
2342 Temporary invincibility. 13PAX
2144 A falcon with a box on its head. BOX
2145 Two midgets shitting into a box. BOX
2146 An outbreak of smallbox. BOX
2147 Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate. BOX
2148 Pandora's vagina. BOX
2149 A boxing match with a giant box. BOX
2150 A box. BOX
2151 Eight beautiful men jerking each other off in front of a fountain. HIDDN
2153 Ruth Bader Ginsberg brutally gaveling your penis. HIDDN
2154 A blind, quadriplegic AIDS survivor with face cancer and diarrhea. HIDDN
2155 Free ice cream forever, or getting fingered by Chris Hemsworth for five minutes. HIDDN
2156 Digging up Heath Ledger's corpse to reenact the prom scene from Ten Things I Hate About You. HIDDN
2157 Throwing your hands in the air and waving them despite caring deeply. HIDDN
2158 Chugging a gallon of milk and then vomiting a gallon of milk. HIDDN
2159 How wonderful it is when my master throws the ball and I go and get it for him. HIDDN
2160 Giving ISIS whatever they want so they leave us alone. HIDDN
2161 Throwing a baby dolphin back into the ocean with a perfect spiral. HIDDN
2162 Sitting in a jar of vinegar all night because I am pickle. HIDDN
2163 Hickory-fucked pork ribs smothered in hot garbage. HIDDN
2164 A homoerotic subplot. HCARD
2165 The sensitive European photographer who's fucking my wife. HCARD
2166 An origami swan that's some kind of symbol? HCARD
2167 Carbon monoxide poisoning. HCARD
2168 A childless marriage. HCARD
2169 Ribs so good they transcend race and class. HCARD
2170 25 shitty jokes about House of Cards. HCARD
2171 Making it look like a suicide. HCARD
2172 Forcing a handjob on a dying man. HCARD
2173 Getting eaten out while on the phone with Dad. HCARD
2174 My constituents. HCARD
2175 Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience. HCARD
2176 Discharging a firearm in a residential area. HCARD
2177 Performative wokeness. COLEG
2178 The sound of my roommate masturbating. COLEG
2179 Rocking a 1.5 GPA. COLEG
2180 Pretending to have done the reading. COLEG
2181 Throw up. COLEG
2182 Uggs, leggings, and a North Face. COLEG
2183 Valuable leadership experience. COLEG
2184 Whichever one of you took a shit in the shower. COLEG
2185 Fucking the beat boxer from the a cappella group. COLEG
2186 Five morons signing a lease together. COLEG
2187 Googling how to eat pussy. COLEG
2188 Sucking a flaccid penis for 20 minutes. COLEG
2189 My high school boyfriend. COLEG
2190 A bachelor's degree in communications. COLEG
2191 Calling mom because it's just really hard and I miss her and I don't know anyone here. COLEG
2192 Wandering the streets in search of a party. COLEG
2193 Underage drinking. COLEG
2194 Young Republicans. COLEG
2195 A Yale man. COLEG
2196 An emergency all-floor meeting of inclusion. COLEG
2197 Going to college and becoming a new person, who has sex. COLEG
2198 How many Asians there are. COLEG
2199 A girl who is so interesting that she has blue hair. COLEG
2200 Falling in love with poetry. COLEG
2201 Being replaced by a robot. ❄2014
2202 The events depicted in James Cameron's Avatar. ❄2014
2203 Blockbuster late fees up the wazoo. ❄2014
2204 All the poop inside of my body. ❄2014
2205 A protracted siege. ❄2014
2206 The diminishing purity of the white race. ❄2014
2207 Trying to feel something, anything. ❄2014
2208 A cloud of ash that darkens the Earth for a thousand years. ❄2014
2209 A vague fear of something called ISIS. ❄2014
2210 200 years of slavery. ❄2014
2211 The transience of all things. ❄2014
2212 Ebola. ❄2014
2213 Small-town cops with M4 assault rifles. ❄2014
2214 Rising sea levels consistent with scientific predictions. ❄2014
2215 What remains of my penis. ❄2014
2216 Harnessing the miraculous power of the atom to slaughter 200,000 Japanese people. ❄2014
2217 This groovy new thing called LSD. ❄2014
2218 Building a ladder of hot dogs to the moon. ❄2014
2219 Rock music and premarital sex. ❄2014
2220 The Great Lizard Uprising of 2352. ❄2014
2221 The dying breath of the last human. ❄2014
2222 Reading an entire book. ❄2014
2223 The 9,000 children who starved to death today. ❄2014
2224 The Bowflex Revolution. ❄2014
2225 Falling in actual love with a video game character. MSFX
2226 My complicated backstory that you will soon learn about. MSFX
2227 The Genophage. MSFX
2228 Totally fuckable aliens. MSFX
2229 Running a few errands before saving the galaxy. MSFX
2230 Bone-shattering sex with a metal woman. MSFX
2231 Space racism. MSFX
2232 An emergency induction port. MSFX
2233 An armored Krogan war-clitoris. MSFX
2234 An extremely long elevator ride. MSFX
2235 Forgetting to convert pound-seconds into newton-seconds. NASA
2236 Uranus. NASA
2237 A zero-g cumshot. NASA
2238 Seven minutes of terror. NASA
2239 A slow, shitty car that drives around Mars for no reason. NASA
2240 Discovering some bullshit microscopic life instead of anything cool. NASA
2241 Achieving escape velocity. NASA
2242 Dreaming of going to space, but being hopelessly fat. NASA
2243 Dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick ass. FNTSY
2343 Full HD. 13PAX
2244 Accidentally conjuring a legless horse that can't stop ejaculating. FNTSY
2245 Shitting in a wizard's spell book and jizzing in his hat. FNTSY
2246 A Hitachi Magic Wand. FNTSY
2247 Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs. FNTSY
2248 How hot Orlando Bloom was in Lord of the Rings. FNTSY
2249 A mysterious, floating orb. FNTSY
2250 Shooting a wizard with a gun. FNTSY
2251 Hodor. FNTSY
2252 Make-believe stories for autistic white men. FNTSY
2253 A magical kingdom with dragons and elves and no black people. FNTSY
2254 The card Neil Gaiman wrote: "Three elves at a time." FNTSY
2255 Gender equality. FNTSY
2256 Going on an epic adventure and learning a valuable lesson about friendship. FNTSY
2257 True love's kiss. FNTSY
2258 Eternal darkness. FNTSY
2259 The all-seeing Eye of Sauron. FNTSY
2260 Bathing naked in a moonlit grove. FNTSY
2261 Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene. FNTSY
2262 Kneeing a wizard in the balls. FNTSY
2263 A ghoul. FNTSY
2264 A weed elemental who gets everyone high. FNTSY
2265 A gay sorcerer who turns everyone gay. FNTSY
2266 A CGI dragon. FNTSY
2267 Freaky, pan-dimensional sex with a demigod. FNTSY
2268 A dwarf who won't leave you alone until you compare penis sizes. FNTSY
2269 How many drinks Aunt Deborah has had. ❄
2270 A snowman that contains the soul of my dead father. ❄
2271 A choir of angels descending from the sky and jizzing all over dad's sweater. ❄
2272 Probably Grandma's last Christmas, kids. ❄
2273 A frozen homeless man shattering on your doorstep. ❄
2274 Snow falling gently on the frozen body of an orphan boy. ❄
2275 My uncle who voted for Trump. ❄
2276 How great of a blowjob Jesus could give. ❄
2277 Starting to see where ISIS is coming from. ❄
2278 Fucking up Silent Night in front of 300 parents. ❄
2279 How cool it is that I love Jesus and he loves me back. ❄
2280 An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center. PE13A
2281 Paying the iron price. PE13A
2282 Casting Magic Missile at a bully. PE13A
2283 Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall. PE13A
2284 Firefly: Season 2. PE13A
2285 Jiggle physics. PE13A
2286 Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim. PE13A
2287 Running out of stamina. PE13A
2288 Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone. PE13B
2289 The depression that ensues after catching 'em all. PE13B
2290 Loading from a previous save. PE13B
2291 The rocket launcher. PE13B
2292 Getting inside the Horadric Cube with a hot babe and pressing the transmute button. PE13B
2293 Spending the year's insulin budget on Warhammer 40k figurines. PE13B
2294 Punching a tree to gather wood. PE13B
2295 Violating the First Law of Robotics. PE13B
2296 Charging up all the way. PE13C
2297 Vespene gas. PE13C
2298 Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship. PE13C
2299 The Klobb. PE13C
2300 Achieving 500 actions per minute. PE13C
2301 Smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees. PE13C
2302 Forgetting to eat, and consequently dying. PE13C
2303 Judging elves by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character. PE13C
2304 Kevin Bacon Bits. FOOD
2305 Being emotionally and physically dominated by Gordon Ramsay. FOOD
2306 A belly full of hard-boiled eggs. FOOD
2307 Kale farts. FOOD
2308 Clamping down on a gazelle's jugular and tasting its warm life waters. FOOD
2309 A table for one at The Cheesecake Factory. FOOD
2310 The hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago. FOOD
2311 The Dial-A-Slice Apple Divider from Williams-Sonoma. FOOD
2312 Oreos for dinner. FOOD
2313 A joyless vegan patty. FOOD
2314 Soup that's better than pussy. FOOD
2315 The Hellman's Mayonnaise Corporation. FOOD
2316 Going vegetarian and feeling so great all the time. FOOD
2317 Not knowing what to believe anymore about butter. FOOD
2318 A sobering quantity of chili cheese fries. FOOD
2319 Licking the cake batter off of grandma's fingers. FOOD
2320 Real cheese flavor. FOOD
2321 Swishing the wine around and sniffing it like a big fancy man. FOOD
2322 Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day. FOOD
2323 The inaudible screams of carrots. FOOD
2324 Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet. FOOD
2325 What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis. FOOD
2326 Father's forbidden chocolates. FOOD
2327 Jizz Twinkies. FOOD
2328 Tapping Serra Angel. 13PAX
2329 The gravity gun. 13PAX
2330 Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony. 13PAX
2331 Reading the comments. 13PAX
2332 The Sarlacc. 13PAX
2333 Unlocking a new sex position. 13PAX
2334 Being an attractive elf trapped in an unattractive human's body. 13PAX
2335 Bowser's aching heart. 13PAX
2336 Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam! 13PAX
2337 70,000 games sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome. 13PAX
2338 The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard. 13PAX
2339 Legendary Creature -- Robert Khoo. 13PAX
2340 Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends. 13PAX
2341 Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama. 13PAX
2344 The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit. 13PAX
2345 Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family. 13PAX
2346 An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds. 13PAX
2347 Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep. 13PAX
2348 Turn-of-the-century-sky racists. 13PAX
2349 Getting into a situation with an owlbear. 13PAX
2350 Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale. 13PAX
2351 Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy. 13PAX
2352 The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto. 13PAX
2353 SNES cartridge cleaning fluid. 13PAX
2354 Eating a pizza that's lying in the street to gain health. 13PAX
2355 Mario Kart rage. 13PAX
2356 A homemade, cum-stained Star Trek uniform. 13PAX
2357 Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo! 13PAX
2358 Yoshi's huge egg-laying cloaca. 13PAX
2359 A fully-dressed female videogame character. 13PAX
2360 Nude-modding Super Mario World. 13PAX
2361 A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women. 13PAX
2362 Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt™ with pizza. 13PAX
2363 The Cock Ring of Alacrity. 13PAX
2364 Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage. 13PAX
2365 Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years. GEEK
2366 Separate drinking fountains for dark elves. GEEK
2367 Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button. GEEK
2368 Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls. GEEK
2369 A grumpy old Harrison Ford who'd rather be doing anything else. GEEK
2370 Taking 2d6 emotional damage. GEEK
2371 KHAAAAAAAAAN! GEEK
2372 Endless ninjas. GEEK
2373 Demons and shit. 14PAX
2375 Collecting all seven power crystals. 14PAX
2376 Xena, Warrior Princess. 14PAX
2377 The old gods. 14PAX
2378 The Star Wars Universe. 14PAX
2379 The imagination of Peter Jackson. 14PAX
2380 Lagging out. 14PAX
2381 All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room. 14PAX
2382 Attacking from Kamchatka. 14PAX
2383 The pure, Zen-like state that exists between micro and macro. 14PAX
2384 Mistakenly hitting on a League of Legends statue. 14PAX
2385 A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory. 14PAX
2386 Whatever Final Fantasy bullshit happened this year. 14PAX
2387 Futuristic death sports. 14PAX
2388 Resurrecting an army of six million Jews and conquering Germany. JEW
2389 The part of Anne Frank's diary where she talks about her vagina. JEW
2390 Sacrificing Isaac to the Lord. JEW
2391 The ethical implications of enjoying a Woody Allen film in light of the allegations against him. JEW
2392 Chopping off a bit of the penis. JEW
2393 Some kind of concentrated encampment for people. JEW
2394 Pork products. JEW
2395 Wandering the desert for 40 years. JEW
2396 What it means to be a Jewish woman in contemporary society. JEW
2397 Suddenly remembering that the Holocaust happened. JEW
2398 Thy neighbor's wife. JEW
2399 Holding up the line at Walgreens by trying to use an expired coupon. JEW
2400 Demolishing that ass like a Palestinian village. JEW
2401 Being chosen by God to win a free iPod Nano. JEW
2402 A little bit of schmutz right there. JEW
2403 Torturing Jews until they say they're not Jews anymore. JEW
2404 A lifetime of internalized guilt. JEW
2405 A three-foot-tall corned beef sandwich. JEW
2406 Usury. JEW
2407 Hiding from the Nazis. JEW
2408 Bags of money. JEW
2409 The blood of Christian babies. JEW
2410 A headache that's definitely cancer. JEW
2411 A big brain full of facts and sadness. JEW
2412 Whoopi Goldberg. JEW
2413 Whipping lower-class white men into a xenophobic frenzy. PST45
2414 Extra rations for my little girl. PST45
2415 Roaming through a wasteland of windblown trash and deserted highways. PST45
2416 Drinking urine to survive. PST45
2417 A legitimate reason to commit suicide. PST45
2418 Burying my only son. PST45
2419 Desperately hurling insults at Donald Trump as he absorbs them into his rapidly expanding body. PST45
2420 Trying to remember what music was. PST45
2421 Casual dismissiveness. PST45
2422 Finding out that democracy might not be such a great idea. PST45
2423 A father and son fighting each other over the last scrap of bread. PST45
2424 Mild amusement. PST45
2425 A back-alley abortion from a Mexican cyborg doctor. PST45
2426 Rage. PST45
2427 World Wards 3 through 5. PST45
2428 President Donald Trump. PST45
2429 Making Islam illegal. PST45
2430 Trying to wake up from this nightmare. PST45
2431 The purging of the disloyal. PST45
2432 Nuclear winter. PST45
2433 Bringing millions of dangerous, low-paying manufacturing jobs back to America. PST45
2434 A gnawing sense of dread. PST45
2435 Period globs. .
2436 Always® Infinity Extra Heavy Overnight Pads with Wings. .
2437 Wringing out a sopping wet maxi pad in Donald Trump's mouth. .
2438 Playing with my pussy while I watch TV. .
2439 An emotionally draining friendship. .
2440 Post-partum depression. .
2441 Full bush. .
2442 Drinking Beyonce's DivaCup and becoming immortal. .
2443 Feeling lots of feelings. .
2444 Carrying a fetus to term. .
2445 Eating three sleeves of Chips Ahoy! .
2446 Destroying a pair of underwear. .
2447 Masturbating with a Sonicare. .
2448 How bloody that dick's about to be. .
2449 The vagina hole. .
2450 Dancing carefree in white linen pants. .
2451 Pussy lips of all shapes and sizes. .
2452 Using a Smucker's Uncrustable™ as a maxi pad. .
2453 Pulling out a never-ending tampon. .
2454 Catching a whiff of my vag. .
2455 A diverse group of female friends casually discussing the side effects of birth control. .
2456 A woman president. .
2457 Driving my daughter to her abortion. .
2458 Feeling bloaty and crampy. .
2459 Caribbean Jesus. RJECT
2460 Corn. RJECT
2461 Super yoga. RJECT
2462 A sexy naked interactive theater thing. RJECT
2463 Actually believing that the Bible happened. RJECT
2464 A giant squid in a wedding gown. RJECT
2465 A heart that is two sizes too small and that therefore cannot pump an adequate amount of blood. RJECT
2466 Ejaculating a pound of tinsel. RJECT
2467 Crawling into a vagina. RJECT
2468 Faking a jellyfish sting so someone will pee on you. RJECT
2469 My dick in your mouth. RJECT
2470 Asshole pomegranates that are hard to eat. RJECT
2471 The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation. RJECT
2472 Dividing by zero. RJECT
2473 Becoming so rich that you shed your body and turn into vapor. RJECT
2474 Playing an ocarina to summon Ultra-Congress from the sea. RJECT
2475 Feeding a man a pie made of his own children. RTAIL
2476 Ironically buying a trucker hat and then ironically being a trucker for 38 years. RTAIL
2477 A teenage boy gunning for a handjob. RTAIL
2478 Going too far with science and bad things happening. SCIFI
2479 Frantically writing equations on a chalkboard. SCIFI
2480 An alternate history where Hitler was gay but he still killed all those people. SCIFI
2481 A hazmat suit full of farts. SCIFI
2482 That girl from the Hungry Games. SCIFI
2483 Funkified aliens from the planet Groovius. SCIFI
2484 The ending of Lost. SCIFI
2485 Vulcan sex-madness. SCIFI
2486 Three boobs. SCIFI
2487 A misty room full of glistening egg sacs. SCIFI
2488 Cheerful blowjob robots. SCIFI
2489 How great of a movie Men in Black was. SCIFI
2490 A planet-devouring space worm named Rachel. SCIFI
2491 Beep beep boop beep boop. SCIFI
2492 Nine seasons of sexual tension with David Duchovny. SCIFI
2493 Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. SCIFI
2494 A protagonist with no qualities. SCIFI
2495 The dystopia we're living in right now. SCIFI
2496 Cosmic bowling. SCIFI
2497 Masturbating Yoda's leathery turtle-penis. SCIFI
2498 Laying thousands of eggs in a man's colon. SCIFI
2499 Trimming poop out of Chewbacca's butt hair. SCIFI
2500 Sandwich. RJCT2
2501 At least three ducks. RJCT2
2502 Mushy tushy. RJCT2
2503 Saving the Rainforest Cafe. RJCT2
2504 Becoming engorged with social justice jelly and secreting a thinkpiece. RJCT2
2505 That one leftover screw. RJCT2
2506 Greg Kinnear's terrible lightning breath. RJCT2
2507 Sir Thomas More's Fruitopia.™ RJCT2
2508 Mr. and Mrs. Tambourine Man's jingle-jangle morning sex. RJCT2
2509 The spooky skeleton under my skin. RJCT2
2510 A double murder suicide barbeque. RJCT2
2511 Sweating it out on the streets of a runaway American Dream. RJCT2
2512 Disco Mussolini. RJCT2
2513 That thing politicians do with their thumbs when they talk. RJCT2
2514 These dolphins. RJCT2
2515 A dick so big and so black that not even light can escape its pull. RJCT2
2516 Being the absolute worst. RJCT2
2517 A primordial soup and salad bar. RJCT2
2518 Three hairs from the silver-golden head of Galadriel. RJCT2
2519 A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat. RJCT2
2520 Mitt Romney's eight sons Kip, Sam, Trot, Fergis, Toolshed, Grisham, Hawkeye, and Thorp. RJCT2
2521 Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band. RJCT2
2522 The token lesbian. RJCT2
2523 Water so cold it turned into a rock. RJCT2
2524 Being knowledgeable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about. SCI
2525 A supermassive black hole. SCI
2526 A 0.7 waist-to-hip ratio. SCI
2527 The quiet majesty of the sea turtle. SCI
2528 Photosynthesis. SCI
2529 Getting really worried about global warming for a few seconds. SCI
2530 Infinity. SCI
2531 Reconciling quantum theory with general relativity. SCI
2532 Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes. SCI
2533 Explosive decompression. SCI
2534 Oxytocin release via manual stimulation of the nipples. SCI
2535 Developing secondary sex characteristics. SCI
2536 David Attenborough watching us mate. SCI
2537 Achieving reproductive success. SCI
2538 Electroejaculating a capuchin monkey. SCI
2539 Insufficient serotonin. SCI
2540 Slowly evaporating. SCI
2541 Failing the Turing test. SCI
2542 Evolving a labyrinthe vagina. SCI
2543 Fun and interesting facts about rocks. SCI
2544 The Sun engulfing the Earth. SCI
2545 3.7 billion years of evolution. SCI
2546 A Pringles® can full of screams. RTPRD
2547 A framed photocopy of an oil painting of Paris, France. RTPRD
2548 Buying the right toothbrush cup for my lifestyle. RTPRD
2549 Shiny gadgets for sadness distraction. RTPRD
2550 Saving 20% or more on khakis. RTPRD
2551 How fun it is to eat Pringles®. RTPRD
2552 Refusing to go up a size. RTPRD
2553 An exclusive partnership with Taylor Swift. RTPRD
2554 An 800-foot-long pool noodle. RTPRD
2555 Confusing possessions with accomplishments. RTPRD
2556 Blood Pringles®. RTPRD
2557 Crunchy snacks for my big flappy mouth. RTPRD
2558 A Pringle®. RTPRD
2559 Subsisting on tiny pizzas. RTPRD
2560 Extracting the maximum amount of money from naive consumers. RTPRD
2561 The obscene amount of money Cards Against Humanity is making by selling this game at Target.® RTPRD
2562 Gender-neutral toys that make children feel no emotions whatsoever. RTPRD
2563 Getting eaten out in the family fitting room. RTPRD
2564 Buying and returning clothes just to have someone to talk to. RTPRD
2565 A marriage-destroying game of The Resistance . TBLTP
2566 SIX GOD DAMN HOURS OF FUCKING DIPLOMACY. TBLTP
2567 Condensing centuries of economic exploitation into 90 minutes of gaming fun. TBLTP
2568 Spending 8 years in the Himalayas becoming a master of dice-rolling and resource allocation. TBLTP
2569 A disappointing season of Tabletop that's just about tables. TBLTP
2570 A zombie with a tragic backstory. TBLTP
2571 A Wesley Crusher blow-up doll. TBLTP
2572 The porn set that Tabletop is filmed on. TBLTP
2573 An owlbear. TBLTP
2574 The pooping position. TBLTP
2575 A German-style board game where you invade Poland. TBLTP
2576 Victory points. TBLTP
2577 How bright the sun is. WEED
2578 Grinning like an idiot. WEED
2579 Smoking a blunt butt-ass naked. WEED
2580 Forgetting to breathe and then dying. WEED
2581 Dank ass cancer weed. WEED
2582 Snoop Dogg. WEED
2583 A whole cheese pizza just for me. WEED
2584 Dicking around on the guitar for an hour. WEED
2585 Cheesy crunchies. WEED
2586 Whatever the fuck I was just talking about. WEED
2587 Ancient aliens. WEED
2588 Huge popcorn nugs of hairy alien weed. WEED
2589 Too much edibles. WEED
2590 An eight-foot man smoking a six-foot bong. WEED
2591 Unbelievably soft carpet. WEED
2592 Dropping stuff and knocking everything over. WEED
2593 My own fingers. WEED
2594 The banks, the media, the entire system, man. WEED
2595 A sandwich with Cheetos in it! WEED
2596 A bong rip so massive it restores justice to the kingdom. WEED
2597 Being too high for airplane. WEED
2598 Hot tub. WEED
2599 Eating all the skin off a rotisserie chicken. WEED
2600 Smoking a joint with former President Barack Obama. WEED
2601 Getting high and watching Planet Earth. WEED
2602 A fun, sexy time at the nude beach. WWW
2603 A complete inability to understand anyone else's perspective. WWW
2604 Three years of semen in a shoebox. WWW
2605 A respectful discussion of race and gender on the Internet. WWW
2606 Taking a shit while running at full speed. WWW
2607 A night of Taco Bell and anal sex. WWW
2608 Googling. WWW
2609 Smash Mouth. WWW
2610 A man from Craigslist. WWW
2611 My browser history. WWW
2612 Getting teabagged by a fifth grader in Call of Duty. WWW
2613 My privileged white penis. WWW
2614 Internet porn analysis paralysis. WWW
2615 YouTube comments. WWW
2616 Pretending to be black. WWW
2617 That thing on the Internet everyone's talking about. WWW
2618 Goats screaming like people. WWW
2619 Destroying Dick Cheney's last horcrux. WWW
2620 Game of Thrones spoilers. WWW
2621 Cat massage. WWW
2622 Matching with Mom on Tinder. WWW
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