# black_cards

watermark: Furry
text:
Personals ad: Seeking a female who doesn't mind ____, might also be willing to try a male if they're ____.


text:
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on ____.


text:
I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with ____.


watermark: CAN
text:
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Royal Ontario Museum has opened an interactive exhibit on ____.


watermark: X1
text:
Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____.


watermark: X1
text:
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ____ and his wits.


watermark: ❄
text:
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and ____.


watermark: PAX C
text:
Press <span class="card_number">&darr;</span><span class="card_number">&darr;</span><span class="card_number">&larr;</span><span class="card_number">&rarr;</span><span class="card_number">B</span> to unleash ____.


watermark: X3
text:
Call the law offices of Goldstein &amp; Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate ____ in the workplace.


watermark: NL
text:
Of all the things that Ryan and Josh have in common, they bond together through their mutual love of ____.


watermark: NL
text:
Northernlion was fired from his teaching job and had to flee South Korea after an incident involving  ____ and ____.


text:
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ____.


watermark: Furry
text:
You can try to justify ____ all you want, but you don't have to be ____ to realize it's just plain wrong.


watermark: GFC
text:
Every weekend, Golby enjoys drinking ____ before getting into a fight with ____ and having sex with ____.


watermark: ANX1
text:
As part of a recent promotion, Japanese KFCs are now dressing their Colonel Sanders statues up as ____.


watermark: ANX1
text:
Fighting ____ by moonlight! Winning ____ by daylight! Never running from a real fight! She is the one named ____!


watermark: GFC
text:
On a night out, Golby will traditionally get into a fight with a ____ then have sex with a ____ before complaining about a hangover from too much ____.


watermark: AN
text:
In the latest chapter of Toriko, our hero hunts down, kills, and eats a creature made entirely of ____.


watermark: AN
text:
This morning, hundreds of Japanese otaku lined up outside their favorite store to buy the limited collector's edition of ____.


watermark: AN
text:
In the latest episode of Case Closed, Conan deduces that it was ____ who killed ____ because of ____.


watermark: AN
text:
While writing Dragon Ball, Akira Toriyama would occasionally take a break from working to enjoy ____.


watermark: AN
text:
In the future of 199X, the barrier between our world and the demon world is broken, and thousands of monsters invade our realm to feed upon ____.


watermark: AN
text:
Cooking is so fun! Cooking is so fun! Now it's time to take a break and see what we have done! ____. YAY! IT'S READY!!


watermark: AN
text:
After years of searching, the crew of the Thousand Sunny finally found out that the One Piece is actually ____.


watermark: MrMan
text:
With a million times the destructive force of all our nuclear weapons combined, no one was able to survive ____.


watermark: Furry
text:
My landlord had a lot of uncomfortable questions for me when when he found ____ in my bedroom while I was at work.


watermark: NL
text:
Northernlion's doctor diagnosed him today with ____, an unfortunate condition that would lead to ____.


watermark: ANX1
text:
The Chocolate Underground stopped the Good For You Party by capturing their ____ and exposing their leader as ____.


watermark: CAE
text:
Aloe and Lotus have been experimenting with a radical treatment that utilizes the therapeutic properties of ____.


watermark: CAE
text:
Today, Mayor Mare announced her official campaign position on ____ and ____. No pony was the least bit surprised.


watermark: Vidya
text:
The new ititeration in the Call of Duty franchise has players fighting off ____ deep in the jungles of ____ 


watermark: Furry
text:
I never thought I'd be comfortable with ____, but now it's pretty much the only thing I masturbate to.


watermark: Furry
text:
It never fails to liven up the workplace when you ask your coworkers if they'd rather have sex with ____ or ____.


watermark: Furry
text:
I used to avoid talking about ____, but now it's just a part of normal conversation with my friends.


watermark: 13PAX
text:
The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about ____.<span class="cardnum">38 / 44</span>


watermark: 13PAX
text:
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town?<span class="cardnum">43 / 44</span>


watermark: GG
text:
You know what fan mail makes me the happiest every time I see it? It's the ones where people are like, "____." 


watermark: RT
text:
The war's over. We're holding a parade in ____'s honor. ____ drives the float, and ____ is in charge of confetti.


watermark: 13PAX
text:
There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees ____.<span class="cardnum">41 / 44</span>


watermark: 13PAX
text:
In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from ____.<span class="cardnum">42 / 44</span>


watermark: X4
text:
You've seen the bearded lady!<br/>You've seen the ring of fire!<br/>Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon ____!


watermark: X4
text:
Dear Leader Kim Jong-un,<br/>our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of ____.


watermark: X4
text:
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on ____, and then there's some stuff about ____, and then it ends with ____.


watermark: X4
text:
Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation ____.


watermark: X4
text:
2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and <i>she</i> walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ____.


watermark: HBS
text:
But wait, there's more! If you order ____ in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in ____ absolutely free!


watermark: HBS
text:
Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into ____.


watermark: HBS
text:
Kids these days with their iPods and their Internet. In my day, all we needed to pass the time was ____.


watermark: /tg/
text:
The guard looks a troubled, uncomfortable glare, like a man who must explain to his ____, that's its dreams of becoming ____ will never happen.


watermark: /tg/
text:
We knew the game was off to a good start when the GM didn't veto a player's decision to play as ____.


watermark: RPF
text:
Yu-Gi-Oh players were shocked when the win condition of holding 5 Exodia pieces was replaced by ____, ____, and ____. 


watermark: MSPA
text:
After throwing ____ at Karkat's head, Dave made the intriguing discover that troll horns are very sensitive.


watermark: MSPA
text:
Hussie unintentionally revealed that Homestuck will end with ____ and ____ consummating their relationship at last.


watermark: DW
text:
The Chameleon circuit is working again...somewhat. Instead of a phone booth, the TARDIS is now a ____.


watermark: DW
text:
Originally, the 50th special was going to have ____ appear, but the BBC decided against it in the end.


watermark: DW
text:
At this new Doctor Who themed restaurant, you can get a free ____ if you can eat a plate of bangers and mash in under 3 minutes.


watermark: DW
text:
It's a little known fact that if you send a ____ to the BBC, they will send you a picture of The Doctor.


watermark: DW
text:
Jack Harkness, I can't leave you alone for a minute! I turn around and you're trying to seduce ____.


watermark: KHAOS
text:
Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a ____ at you!


watermark: KHAOS
text:
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you ____ at work. Most of 'em just ____.


watermark: KHAOS
text:
The anxiously awaited new season of Firefly is rumoured to kick off with an action packed scene, featuring River Tam's amazing feats of ____!


watermark: ESC
text:
In an attempt to foster friendly attitudes between ESC entrants, the host country made them ____ and ____.


watermark: Pol
text:
Nie wiem czym będzie sie walczyć podczas trzeciej wojny wiatowej, ale podczas czwartej wojny wiatowej będzie się walczyć ____.


watermark: Pol
text:
Picasso w czasie swoich twórczych eksperymentów z uproszczeniem formy stworzył setki obrazów przedstawiajšcych ____.


watermark: MSPA
text:
Everybody out of the god damn way. You've got a heart full of ____, a soul full of ____, and a body full of ____.


watermark: xkcd
text:
Social rule 99.1: If friends spend more than 60 minutes deciding what to do, they must default to ____.


watermark: 14PAX
text:
What the hell?! They added a 6/6 with flying, trample, and ____.<span class="cardnum">26 / 27</span>


watermark: Panel
text:
Let me tell you about my new startup. It's basically ____, but for ____.<span class="cardnum">10 / 10</span>


watermark: 14PAX
text:
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be <i>told</i> what ____ is. You have to see it for yourself.<span class="cardnum">23 / 27</span>


watermark: 14PAX
text:
You think you have defeated me? Well, let's see how you handle ____!<span class="cardnum">25 / 27</span>


# card_set

name: Polish Translation [Needs Review]
description:
I need somebody to examine this set on /viewcards.jsp and ensure that I didn't screw up the character encoding.


name: PAX East 2014 Panel Pack
description:
These cards were proposed during the CAH panel at PAX East 2014, printed up overnight, and distributed to panel attendees the next day.


# white_cards

watermark: X2
text:
Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.


text:
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.


watermark: TGWTG
text:
Going through the effort to build a wall in your back yard just to bash your head into it over and over again.


watermark: AN
text:
Brina Palencia as an angsty teenage boy, Monica Rial as his bratty little sister, and Shelley Calene-Black as their hot mom.


watermark: AN
text:
Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora!


watermark: AN
text:
Shinichiro Watanabe single-handedly curing cancer, ending world hunger, and bringing peace to the Middle East.


watermark: AN:HG
text:
Henry Goto falling down the stairs, receiving a massive head injury, and believing he's really Sailor Moon.


watermark: AN:HG
text:
Henry Goto bleeding profusely from his groin after having his penis bitten off by a 15-year-old Vietnamese prostitute.


watermark: ANX1
text:
A cyborg assassin dressed as a magical girl fighting a talking lion and a floating psychic electric jellyfish.


watermark: Furry
text:
No males, no herms, no cuntboys, no shemales, no trannys, no furries, no aliens, no vampires, and no werewolves. ONLY STRAIGHT OR BI HUMAN FEMALES.


watermark: 13PAX
text:
The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard.<span class="cardnum">8 / 44</span>


watermark: 13PAX
text:
Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family.<span class="cardnum">27 / 44</span>


watermark: 13PAX
text:
Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends.<span class="cardnum">5 / 44</span>


watermark: 13PAX
text:
An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds.<span class="cardnum">16 / 44</span>


watermark: 13PAX
text:
The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto.<span class="cardnum">25 / 44</span>


watermark: 13PAX
text:
Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama.<span class="cardnum">32 / 44</span>


watermark: 13PAX
text:
Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy.<span class="cardnum">6 / 44</span>


watermark: 13PAX
text:
70,000 gamers sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome.<span class="cardnum">4 / 44</span>


watermark: X4
text:
Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.


watermark: 14PAX
text:
All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room.<span class="cardnum">11 / 27</span>


watermark: 14PAX
text:
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years.<span class="cardnum">15 / 27</span>


watermark: 14PAX
text:
Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button.<span class="cardnum">19 / 27</span>


watermark: MSPA
text:
Homestuck stealing all the fans from Hetalia and then subsequently watching all its fans leave for OFF and Danganronpa.


watermark: MSPA
text:
Never being able to look at apple juice, milk, buckets, or knitting needles without feeling a little bit uncormfortable.


watermark: MSPA
text:
Staying up to three AM, cleaning the grey off every surface of your hotel room in a desperate bid to not get fined.


watermark: Pol
text:
Konwulsynje wymiotujšcy Kuba Wojewódzki podczas gdy chmara pajšków wylęga się w jego mózgu i eksploduje z kanalików łzowych.


