# black_cards

watermark: US
text:
After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it's time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: ____.


watermark: US
text:
Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of ____ against the Persians.


watermark: US
text:
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ____.


watermark: US
text:
Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we're concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ____?


watermark: CA
text:
This season at the Princess of Wales Theatre, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: <i>Waiting for ____.</i>


watermark: AU
text:
This season at the Sydney Opera House, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: <i>Waiting for ____.</i>


watermark: INTL
text:
Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____.


watermark: RED
text:
I love being a mom. But it's tough when my kids come home filthy from ____. That's why there's Tide&reg;.


watermark: RED
text:
Call the law offices of Goldstein &amp; Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate ____ in the workplace.


watermark: RED
text:
Dear Sir or Madam, <br>We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____.


watermark: RED
text:
Next week on the Discovery Channel, one man must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ____ and his wits.


watermark: BLUE
text:
Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world-famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy ____ by the poolside.


watermark: BLUE
text:
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on ____, and then there's some stuff about ____, and then it ends with ____.


watermark: BLUE
text:
Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with ____: priceless.


watermark: BLUE
text:
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and ____.


watermark: BLUE
text:
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is ____? Ask your doctor about Zoloft&reg;.


watermark: BLUE
text:
This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or ____.


watermark: BLUE
text:
James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: ____.


watermark: BLUE
text:
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon ____!


watermark: BLUE
text:
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for ____.


watermark: BLUE
text:
Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: ____.


watermark: BLUE
text:
2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and <i>she</i> walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ____.


watermark: GREEN
text:
I've had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw ____.


watermark: GREEN
text:
Son, take it from someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like ____.


watermark: GREEN
text:
The top Google auto-complete results for "Barack Obama": <br>Barack Obama height.<br>Barack Obama net worth.<br>Barack Obama ____.


watermark: GREEN
text:
Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to offer a salary, we <i>can</i> offer you ____.


watermark: ❄2012
text:
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and ____.


watermark: COLEG
text:
Pledges! Time to prove you're Delta Phi material. Chug this beer, take off your shirts, and get ready for ____.


watermark: COLEG
text:
The Department of Psychology is looking for paid research volunteers. Are you 18-25 and suffering from ____?


watermark: ❄2013
text:
Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into ____.


watermark: ❄2013
text:
Kids these days with their iPods and their internet. In my day, we all needed to pass the time was ____.


watermark: ❄2013
text:
But wait, there's more! If you order ____ in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in ____ absolutely free!


watermark: FNTSY
text:
Your father was a powerful wizard, Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious: ____.


watermark: FNTSY
text:
Who blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time?


watermark: ❄2014
text:
Honey, Mommy and Daddy love you very much.But apparently Mommy loves ____ more than she loves Daddy.


watermark: ❄2014
text:
Dear Mom and Dad, Camp is fun. I like capture the flag. Yesterday, one of the older kids taught me about ____. I love you, Casey


watermark: JEW
text:
According to Freud, all children progress through three stages of development: the oral stage, the anal stage, and the ____ stage.


watermark: JEW
text:
Oh, your daughter should meet my son! He gives to charity, he loves ____ and did I mention he's a doctor?


watermark: RJECT
text:
The Westboro Baptist Church is now picketing soldiers' funerals with signs that read 'GOD HATES ____!'


watermark: SCIFI
text:
Madam President, the asteroid is headed directly for Earth and there's one one thing that can stop it: ____.


watermark: RJCT2
text:
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want ____.


watermark: RJCT2
text:
In bourgeois society, capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is ____.


watermark: RJCT2
text:
Astronomers have discovered that the universe consists of 5% ordinary matter, 25% dark matter, and 70% ____.


watermark: SCI
text:
In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between ____ and ____ ( <i>p&lt;.05).</i>


watermark: SCI
text:
In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between ____ and ____.


watermark: SCI
text:
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about ____!


watermark: WEED
text:
Okay here's the pitch. James Franco and Seth Rogen are trying to score some weed, and then ____ happens.


watermark: WEED
text:
Instead of playing a card this round, everyone must stare at the Card Czar while making a sound you'd make after tasting something delicious.


watermark: TBLTP
text:
Backers who supported Tabletop at the $25,000 level were astonished to receive ____ from Wil Wheaton himself.


# white_cards

watermark: US
text:
Looking in the mirror, applying lipstick, and whispering "tonight, you will have sex with Tom Cruise."


watermark: INTL
text:
Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.


watermark: BLUE
text:
Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night.


watermark: BLUE
text:
Going down on a woman, discovering that her vaginas is filled with eyeballs, and being totally into that.


watermark: 13PAX
text:
The collective wail of every <i>Magic</i> player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard.


