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Pretend You're Xyzzy

A Cards Against Humanity clone.

If this is your first time playing, you may wish to read the changelog and list of known issues.

Your computer's IP address will always be logged when you load the game client. It is not tied in any way to your username, except possibly if a server error occurs. Gameplay results are logged permanently, but without information identifying you.

Most recent update: 3 September 2018:

  • All chat and fill-in-the-blank cards have been disabled. If you're still out of the loop, here's why.

The servers are incredibly busy right now. There are several servers to try, there will be room elsewhere! CLICK HERE to see the server list. As long as you're on the same server as your friends, you can play together. Please stop crowding pyx-1 ("The Biggest, Blackest Dick").

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Hey, this is important: Read the privacy page for details about what gameplay information is collected and how it's shared.

Pretend You're Xyzzy is a Cards Against Humanity clone, which is available at cardsagainsthumanity.com, where you can buy it or download and print it out yourself. It is distributed under a Creative Commons - Attribution - Noncommercial - Share Alike license. This web version is in no way endorsed or sponsored by cardsagainsthumanity.com. You may download the source code to this version from GitHub. For full license information, including information about included libraries, see the full license information.




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Players: host, player1, player2
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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
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Having more than 10 players may get cramped!
Spectators can watch and chat, but not actually play. Not even as Czar.

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