-- Cards Against Humanity cards by Andy Janata is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. -- Based on a work at www.cardsagainsthumanity.com. -- For more information, see http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ -- This file contains the Black Cards and White Cards for Cards Against Humanity, as a script for importing into PostgreSQL. There should be a user named cah. -- -- PostgreSQL database dump -- SET statement_timeout = 0; SET client_encoding = 'UTF8'; SET standard_conforming_strings = off; SET check_function_bodies = false; SET client_min_messages = warning; SET escape_string_warning = off; -- -- Name: cah; Type: DATABASE; Schema: -; Owner: cah -- CREATE DATABASE cah WITH TEMPLATE = template0 ENCODING = 'UTF8' LC_COLLATE = 'C' LC_CTYPE = 'C'; ALTER DATABASE cah OWNER TO cah; \connect cah SET statement_timeout = 0; SET client_encoding = 'UTF8'; SET standard_conforming_strings = off; SET check_function_bodies = false; SET client_min_messages = warning; SET escape_string_warning = off; SET search_path = public, pg_catalog; SET default_tablespace = ''; SET default_with_oids = false; -- -- Name: black_cards; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: -- CREATE TABLE black_cards ( id integer NOT NULL, text character varying(255) NOT NULL, draw smallint DEFAULT 0, pick smallint DEFAULT 1, creator integer ); ALTER TABLE public.black_cards OWNER TO cah; -- -- Name: COLUMN black_cards.creator; Type: COMMENT; Schema: public; Owner: cah -- COMMENT ON COLUMN black_cards.creator IS 'NULL for default card, non-NULL for user id'; -- -- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: cah -- CREATE SEQUENCE black_cards_id_seq START WITH 1 INCREMENT BY 1 NO MAXVALUE NO MINVALUE CACHE 1; ALTER TABLE public.black_cards_id_seq OWNER TO cah; -- -- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE OWNED BY; Schema: public; Owner: cah -- ALTER SEQUENCE black_cards_id_seq OWNED BY black_cards.id; -- -- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: cah -- SELECT pg_catalog.setval('black_cards_id_seq', 90, true); -- -- Name: hibernate_sequence; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: postgres -- CREATE SEQUENCE hibernate_sequence START WITH 1 INCREMENT BY 1 NO MAXVALUE NO MINVALUE CACHE 1; ALTER TABLE public.hibernate_sequence OWNER TO postgres; -- -- Name: hibernate_sequence; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: postgres -- SELECT pg_catalog.setval('hibernate_sequence', 3, true); -- -- Name: white_cards; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: -- CREATE TABLE white_cards ( id integer NOT NULL, text character varying(255) NOT NULL, creator integer ); ALTER TABLE public.white_cards OWNER TO cah; -- -- Name: COLUMN white_cards.creator; Type: COMMENT; Schema: public; Owner: cah -- COMMENT ON COLUMN white_cards.creator IS 'NULL for default, non-NULL for user id'; -- -- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: cah -- CREATE SEQUENCE white_cards_id_seq START WITH 1 INCREMENT BY 1 NO MAXVALUE NO MINVALUE CACHE 1; ALTER TABLE public.white_cards_id_seq OWNER TO cah; -- -- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE OWNED BY; Schema: public; Owner: cah -- ALTER SEQUENCE white_cards_id_seq OWNED BY white_cards.id; -- -- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: cah -- SELECT pg_catalog.setval('white_cards_id_seq', 460, true); -- -- Name: id; Type: DEFAULT; Schema: public; Owner: cah -- ALTER TABLE black_cards ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('black_cards_id_seq'::regclass); -- -- Name: id; Type: DEFAULT; Schema: public; Owner: cah -- ALTER TABLE white_cards ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('white_cards_id_seq'::regclass); -- -- Data for Name: black_cards; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah -- COPY black_cards (id, text, draw, pick, creator) FROM stdin; 1 Why can't I sleep at night? 0 1 \N 2 I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one 0 1 \N 3 What's a girl's best friend? 0 1 \N 4 What's that smell? 0 1 \N 5 _____? There's an app for that 0 1 \N 7 What is Batman's guilty pleasure? 0 1 \N 8 TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes. 0 1 \N 9 What ended my last relationship? 0 1 \N 10 MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____ 0 1 \N 11 I drink to forget _____ 0 1 \N 12 I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____. 0 1 \N 13 During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____. 0 1 \N 14 Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____. 0 1 \N 15 What's that sound? 0 1 \N 16 Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? 0 1 \N 17 What's the next Happy Meal® toy? 0 1 \N 18 Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _____. 0 1 \N 19 It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____. 0 1 \N 20 _____. That's how I want to die. 0 1 \N 21 In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time. 0 1 \N 22 What does Dick Cheney prefer? 0 1 \N 23 I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for _____. 0 1 \N 24 Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____. 0 1 \N 25 What's the most emo? 0 1 \N 26 In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency. 0 1 \N 27 What's the next superhero? 0 1 \N 28 A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____. 0 1 \N 29 Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____. 0 1 \N 30 _____. Betcha can't have just one! 0 1 \N 31 White people like _____. 0 1 \N 32 _____. High five, bro. 0 1 \N 33 During sex, I like to think about _____. 0 1 \N 34 War! What is it good for? 0 1 \N 35 BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _____. 0 1 \N 36 What will always get you laid? 0 1 \N 37 When I'm in prison, I'll have _____ smuggled in. 0 1 \N 38 What did I bring back from Mexico? 0 1 \N 39 What are my parents hiding from me? 0 1 \N 40 What helps Obama unwind? 0 1 \N 41 What's there a ton of in heaven? 0 1 \N 42 What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? 0 1 \N 43 The US has begun airdropping _____ to the children of Afghanistan. 0 1 \N 44 What's the new fad diet? 0 1 \N 45 When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____. 0 1 \N 46 Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage. 0 1 \N 47 When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____. 0 1 \N 48 What don't you want to find in your Chinese food? 0 1 \N 49 What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? 0 1 \N 50 How am I maintaining my relationship status? 0 1 \N 51 _____. It's a trap! 0 1 \N 52 Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical. 0 1 \N 53 While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____. 0 1 \N 54 After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought _____ to all the people of New Orleans. 0 1 \N 55 Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers _____. 0 1 \N 56 What never fails to liven up the party? 0 1 \N 57 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____. 0 1 \N 58 What gives me uncontrollable gas? 0 1 \N 59 What's my secret power? 0 1 \N 60 When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of _____. 0 1 \N 61 The class field trip was completely ruined by _____. 0 1 \N 62 What do old people smell like? 0 1 \N 63 What am I giving up for lent? 0 1 \N 64 In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _____. 0 1 \N 65 In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____. 0 1 \N 66 Why do I hurt all over? 0 1 \N 67 Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _____. 0 1 \N 68 I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____. 0 1 \N 69 Life was difficult for cavemen before _____. 0 1 \N 70 What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? 0 1 \N 71 What's the crustiest? 0 1 \N 72 _____: Good to the last drop. 0 1 \N 73 What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? 0 1 \N 74 _____: Kid-tested, Mother-approved 0 1 \N 75 What gets better with age? 0 1 \N 76 Why am I sticky? 0 1 \N 77 What's my anti-drug? 0 1 \N 86 Make a haiku. 2 3 \N 78 And the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____. 0 2 \N 89 That's right, I killed _____. How, you ask? _____. 0 2 \N 79 For my next trick, I will pull _____ out of _____. 0 2 \N 80 _____ is a slippery slope that leads to _____. 0 2 \N 83 In his new summer comedy, Rob Scheider is _____ trapped in the body of _____. 0 2 \N 85 I never truly understood _____ until I encountered _____. 0 2 \N 87 Lifetime® presents _____, the story of _____. 0 2 \N 88 When I was tripping on acid, _____ turned into _____. 0 2 \N 6 This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with _____ 0 1 \N 84 Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _____ stuffed with _____. 0 2 \N 82 In a world ravaged by _____, our only solace is _____. 0 2 \N 90 _____ + _____ = _____ 2 3 \N 81 In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _____ had really been _____ all along. 0 2 \N \. -- -- Data for Name: white_cards; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah -- COPY white_cards (id, text, creator) FROM stdin; 1 Coat hanger abortions. \N 2 Man meat. \N 3 Autocannibalism. \N 4 Vigorous jazz hands. \N 5 Flightless birds. \N 6 Pictures of boobs. \N 7 Doing the right thing. \N 8 Hunting accidents. \N 9 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette. \N 10 The violation of our most basic human rights. \N 11 Viagra®. \N 12 Self-loathing. \N 13 Spectacular abs. \N 14 An honest cop with nothing left to lose. \N 15 Abstinence. \N 16 A balanced breakfast. \N 17 Mountain Dew Code Red. \N 18 Concealing a boner. \N 19 Roofies. \N 20 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts. \N 21 Tweeting. \N 22 The Big Bang. \N 23 Amputees. \N 25 Former President George W. Bush. \N 26 Being marginalized. \N 27 Smegma. \N 28 Laying an egg. \N 29 Cuddling. \N 30 Aaron Burr. \N 31 The Pope. \N 32 A bleached asshole. \N 33 Horse meat. \N 34 Genital piercings. \N 35 Fingering. \N 36 Elderly Japanese men. \N 37 Stranger danger. \N 38 Fear itself. \N 39 Science. \N 40 Praying the gay away. \N 41 Same-sex ice dancing. \N 42 The terrorists. \N 43 Making sex at her. \N 44 German dungeon porn. \N 45 Bingeing and purging. \N 46 Ethnic cleansing. \N 47 Cheating in the Special Olympics. \N 48 Nickelback. \N 49 Heteronormativity. \N 50 William Shatner. \N 51 Making a pouty face. \N 52 Chainsaws for hands. \N 53 The placenta. \N 54 The profoundly handicapped. \N 55 Tom Cruise. \N 56 Object permanence. \N 57 Goblins. \N 58 An icepick lobotomy. \N 59 Arnold Schwarzenegger. \N 60 Hormone injections. \N 61 A falcon with a cap on its head. \N 62 Foreskin. \N 63 Dying. \N 64 Stunt doubles. \N 65 The invisible hand. \N 66 Jew-fros. \N 67 A really cool hat. \N 68 Flash flooding. \N 69 Flavored condoms. \N 70 Dying of dysentery. \N 71 Sexy pillow fights. \N 72 The Three-Fifths compromise. \N 73 A sad handjob. \N 74 Men. \N 75 Historically black colleges. \N 76 Sean Penn. \N 77 Heartwarming orphans. \N 78 Waterboarding. \N 79 The clitoris. \N 80 Vikings. \N 81 Friends who eat all the snacks. \N 82 The Underground Railroad. \N 83 Pretending to care. \N 84 Raptor attacks. \N 85 A micropenis. \N 86 A Gypsy curse. \N 87 Agriculture. \N 88 Bling. \N 89 A clandestine butt scratch. \N 90 The South. \N 91 Sniffing glue. \N 92 Consultants. \N 93 My humps. \N 94 Geese. \N 95 Being a dick to children. \N 96 Party poopers. \N 97 Sunshine and rainbows. \N 98 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. \N 99 Mutually-assured destruction. \N 100 Heath Ledger. \N 101 Sexting. \N 102 An Oedipus complex. \N 103 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. \N 104 A sausage festival. \N 105 Michael Jackson. \N 106 Skeletor. \N 107 Chivalry. \N 108 Sharing needles. \N 109 Being rich. \N 110 Muzzy. \N 111 Count Chocula. \N 112 Spontaneous human combustion. \N 113 College. \N 114 Necrophilia. \N 115 The Chinese gymnastics team. \N 116 Global warming. \N 117 Farting and walking away. \N 118 Emotions. \N 119 Uppercuts. \N 120 Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers. \N 121 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. \N 122 Penis envy. \N 123 Letting yourself go. \N 124 White people. \N 125 Dick Cheney. \N 126 Leaving an awkward voicemail. \N 127 Yeast. \N 128 Natural selection. \N 130 Twinkies®. \N 131 A LAN party. \N 132 Opposable thumbs. \N 133 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato. \N 134 Soiling oneself. \N 135 A sassy black woman. \N 136 Sperm whales. \N 137 Teaching a robot to love. \N 138 Scrubbing under the folds. \N 139 A drive-by shooting. \N 140 Whipping it out. \N 141 Panda sex. \N 142 Catapults. \N 143 Will Smith. \N 144 Toni Morrison's vagina. \N 145 Five-Dollar Foot-longs™. \N 146 Land mines. \N 147 A sea of troubles. \N 148 A zesty breakfast burrito. \N 24 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. \N 149 Christopher Walken. \N 150 Friction. \N 151 Balls. \N 152 AIDS. \N 153 The KKK. \N 154 Figgy pudding. \N 155 Seppuku. \N 156 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. \N 157 Gandhi. \N 158 Dave Matthews Band. \N 159 Preteens. \N 160 The token minority. \N 161 Friends with benefits. \N 162 Re-gifting. \N 163 Pixelated bukkake. \N 164 Substitute teachers. \N 165 Take-backsies. \N 166 A thermonuclear detonation. \N 167 The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™. \N 168 Waiting 'til marriage. \N 169 A tiny horse. \N 170 A can of whoop-ass. \N 171 Dental dams. \N 172 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell. \N 173 Old-people smell. \N 174 Genghis Khan. \N 175 Authentic Mexican cuisine. \N 176 Oversized lollipops. \N 177 Garth Brooks. \N 178 Keanu Reeves. \N 179 Drinking alone. \N 180 The American Dream. \N 181 Taking off your shirt. \N 182 Giving 110%. \N 183 Flesh-eating bacteria. \N 184 Child abuse. \N 185 A cooler full of organs. \N 186 A moment of silence. \N 187 The Rapture. \N 188 Keeping Christ in Christmas. \N 189 RoboCop. \N 190 That one gay Teletubby. \N 191 Sweet, sweet vengeance. \N 192 Fancy Feast®. \N 194 Being a motherfucking sorceror. \N 195 Jewish fraternities. \N 196 Edible underpants. \N 197 Poor people. \N 198 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99. \N 199 Britney Spears at 55. \N 200 That thing that electrocutes your abs. \N 201 The folly of man. \N 202 Fiery poops. \N 203 Cards Against Humanity. \N 204 A murder most foul. \N 205 Me time. \N 206 The inevitable heat death of the universe. \N 207 Nocturnal emissions. \N 208 Daddy issues. \N 209 The hardworking Mexican. \N 210 Natalie Portman. \N 211 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. \N 212 Nipple blades. \N 213 Assless chaps. \N 214 Full frontal nudity. \N 215 Hulk Hogan. \N 216 Passive-agression. \N 217 Ronald Reagan. \N 218 Vehicular manslaughter. \N 219 Menstruation. \N 220 Pulling out. \N 221 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic. \N 222 The homosexual agenda. \N 223 The Holy Bible. \N 224 World peace. \N 225 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. \N 226 Testicular torsion. \N 227 The milk man. \N 228 A time-travel paradox. \N 229 Hot Pockets®. \N 230 Guys who don't call. \N 231 Eating the last known bison. \N 232 Darth Vader. \N 233 Scalping. \N 234 Homeless people. \N 235 The World of Warcraft. \N 236 Gloryholes. \N 237 Saxophone solos. \N 238 Sean Connery. \N 239 God. \N 240 Intelligent design. \N 241 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge. \N 242 Friendly fire. \N 243 Keg stands. \N 244 Eugenics. \N 245 A good sniff. \N 246 Lockjaw. \N 247 A neglected Tamagotchi™. \N 248 The People's Elbow. \N 250 The heart of a child. \N 251 Seduction. \N 252 Smallpox blankets. \N 253 Licking things to claim them as your own. \N 254 A salty surprise. \N 255 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. \N 256 My soul. \N 257 My sex life. \N 258 Pterodactyl eggs. \N 259 Altar boys. \N 260 Forgetting the Alamo. \N 261 72 virgins. \N 262 Raping and pillaging. \N 263 Pedophiles. \N 264 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music. \N 265 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. \N 266 Pabst Blue Ribbon. \N 267 Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza. \N 268 My collection of high-tech sex toys. \N 269 A middle-aged man on roller skates. \N 270 The Blood of Christ. \N 271 Half-assed foreplay. \N 272 Free samples. \N 273 Douchebags on their iPhones. \N 274 Hurricane Katrina. \N 275 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry. \N 276 Republicans. \N 277 The glass ceiling. \N 278 A foul mouth. \N 279 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. \N 280 Getting really high. \N 281 The deformed. \N 282 Michelle Obama's arms. \N 283 Explosions. \N 284 The Übermensch. \N 285 Donald Trump. \N 286 Sarah Palin. \N 287 Attitude. \N 288 This answer is postmodern. \N 289 Crumpets with the Queen. \N 290 Frolicking. \N 291 Team-building exercises. \N 292 Repression. \N 293 Road head. \N 193 Pooping back and forth. Forever. \N 294 A bag of magic beans. \N 295 An asymmetric boob job. \N 296 Dead parents. \N 297 Public ridicule. \N 298 A mating display. \N 299 A mime having a stroke. \N 300 Stephen Hawking talking dirty. \N 301 African children. \N 302 Mouth herpes. \N 303 Overcompensation. \N 304 Bill Nye the Science Guy. \N 305 Bitches. \N 306 Italians. \N 307 Have some more kugel. \N 308 A windmill full of corpses. \N 309 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II. \N 310 Crippling debt. \N 311 Adderall™. \N 312 A stray pube. \N 313 Shorties and blunts. \N 314 Passing a kidney stone. \N 315 Prancing. \N 316 Leprosy. \N 317 A brain tumor. \N 318 Bees? \N 319 Puppies! \N 320 Cockfights. \N 321 Kim Jong-il. \N 322 Hope. \N 323 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. \N 324 Incest. \N 325 Grave robbing. \N 326 Asians who aren't good at math. \N 327 Alcoholism. \N 328 (I am doing Kegels right now.) \N 329 Justin Bieber. \N 330 The Jews. \N 331 Bestiality. \N 332 Winking at old people. \N 333 Drum circles. \N 334 Kids with ass cancer. \N 335 Loose lips. \N 336 Auschwitz. \N 337 Civilian casualties. \N 338 Inappropriate yelling. \N 339 Tangled Slinkys. \N 340 Being on fire. \N 341 The Thong Song. \N 342 A vajazzled vagina. \N 343 Riding off into the sunset. \N 344 Exchanging pleasantries. \N 345 My relationship status. \N 346 Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. \N 347 Being fabulous. \N 348 Lactation. \N 349 Not reciprocating oral sex. \N 350 Sobbing into a Hungry-Man® Frozen Dinner. \N 351 My genitals. \N 352 Date rape. \N 353 Ring Pops™. \N 354 GoGurt. \N 355 Judge Judy. \N 356 Lumberjack fantasies. \N 357 The gays. \N 358 Scientology. \N 359 Estrogen. \N 360 Police brutality. \N 361 Passable transvestites. \N 362 The Virginia Tech Massacre. \N 363 Tiger Woods. \N 364 Dick fingers. \N 365 Racism. \N 366 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards. \N 368 Classist undertones. \N 369 Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars. \N 370 New Age music. \N 371 PCP. \N 372 A lifetime of sadness. \N 373 Doin' it in the butt. \N 374 Swooping. \N 375 The Hamburglar. \N 376 Tentacle porn. \N 377 A hot mess. \N 378 Too much hair gel. \N 379 A look-see. \N 380 Not giving a shit about the Third World. \N 381 American Gladiators. \N 382 The Kool-Aid Man. \N 383 Mr. Snuffleupagus. \N 384 Barack Obama. \N 385 Golden showers. \N 386 Wiping her butt. \N 387 Queefing. \N 388 Getting drunk on mouthwash. \N 389 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. \N 390 A robust mongoloid. \N 391 Nazis. \N 392 White privilege. \N 393 An erection that lasts longer than four hours. \N 394 A disappointing birthday party. \N 395 Puberty. \N 396 Two midgets shitting into a bucket. \N 397 Wifely duties. \N 398 The forbidden fruit. \N 399 Getting so angry that you pop a boner. \N 400 Sexual tension. \N 401 Third base. \N 402 A gassy antelope. \N 403 Those times when you get sand in your vagina. \N 404 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee. \N 405 Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him). \N 406 Racially-biased SAT questions. \N 407 Porn stars. \N 408 A fetus. \N 409 Obesity. \N 410 When you fart and a little bit comes out. \N 411 Oompa-Loompas. \N 412 BATMAN!!! \N 413 Black people. \N 414 Tasteful sideboob. \N 415 Hot people. \N 416 Grandma. \N 417 Copping a feel. \N 418 The Trail of Tears. \N 419 Famine. \N 420 Finger painting. \N 421 The miracle of childbirth. \N 422 Goats eating coins. \N 423 A monkey smoking a cigar. \N 424 Faith healing. \N 425 Parting the Red Sea. \N 426 Dead babies. \N 427 The Amish. \N 428 Impotence. \N 429 Child Beauty pageants. \N 430 Centaurs. \N 431 AXE Body Spray. \N 432 Kanye West. \N 433 Women's suffrage. \N 434 Children on leashes. \N 435 Harry Potter erotica. \N 436 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. \N 437 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. \N 438 Dwarf Tossing. \N 439 Mathletes. \N 440 Lunchables™. \N 441 Women in yogurt commercials. \N 442 John Wilkes Booth. \N 443 Powerful thighs. \N 444 Mr. Clean, right behind you. \N 445 Multiple stab wounds. \N 446 Cybernetic enhancements. \N 447 Serfdom. \N 448 Another goddamn vampire movie. \N 450 A big hoopla about nothing. \N 451 Peeing a little bit. \N 452 The Hustle. \N 453 Ghosts. \N 454 Bananas in Pajamas. \N 455 Active listening. \N 456 Dry heaving. \N 457 Kamikaze pilots. \N 458 The Force. \N 459 Anal beads. \N 460 The Make-A-Wish® Foundation. \N 449 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook. \N 129 Masturbation. \N 367 Surprise sex! \N 249 Robert Downey, Jr. \N \. -- -- Name: black_cards_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: -- ALTER TABLE ONLY black_cards ADD CONSTRAINT black_cards_pkey PRIMARY KEY (id); -- -- Name: black_cards_text_key; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: -- ALTER TABLE ONLY black_cards ADD CONSTRAINT black_cards_text_key UNIQUE (text); -- -- Name: white_cards_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: -- ALTER TABLE ONLY white_cards ADD CONSTRAINT white_cards_pkey PRIMARY KEY (id); -- -- Name: white_cards_text_key; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace: -- ALTER TABLE ONLY white_cards ADD CONSTRAINT white_cards_text_key UNIQUE (text); -- -- Name: public; Type: ACL; Schema: -; Owner: postgres -- REVOKE ALL ON SCHEMA public FROM PUBLIC; REVOKE ALL ON SCHEMA public FROM postgres; GRANT ALL ON SCHEMA public TO postgres; GRANT ALL ON SCHEMA public TO PUBLIC; -- -- Name: hibernate_sequence; Type: ACL; Schema: public; Owner: postgres -- REVOKE ALL ON SEQUENCE hibernate_sequence FROM PUBLIC; REVOKE ALL ON SEQUENCE hibernate_sequence FROM postgres; GRANT ALL ON SEQUENCE hibernate_sequence TO postgres; GRANT ALL ON SEQUENCE hibernate_sequence TO cah; -- -- PostgreSQL database dump complete --