diff --git a/package-lock.json b/package-lock.json
index 5ef5957d..9664624f 100644
--- a/package-lock.json
+++ b/package-lock.json
@@ -6829,9 +6829,7 @@
       "integrity": "sha1-U10EXOa2Nj+kARcIRimZXp3zJMc="
     },
     "svelte": {
-      "version": "1.51.0",
-      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/svelte/-/svelte-1.51.0.tgz",
-      "integrity": "sha512-lqa9eAZ4ZQLMWsoyynAogUtib7HhHnrJJaS93uRgZU5cfXquBVR+FkKVK41LdlwffmOfOjbUin6pT8e/LZUwjA=="
+      "version": "github:nolanlawson/svelte#c5cd9fc76e069faa364e5c2c6343ddaf2adc4dcf"
     },
     "svelte-extras": {
       "version": "1.6.0",
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 1cdd4b12..ec8a1a27 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -31,10 +31,10 @@
     "npm-run-all": "^4.1.2",
     "performance-now": "^2.1.0",
     "pify": "^3.0.0",
-    "sapper": "^0.3.1",
+    "sapper": "^0.3.2",
     "serve-static": "^1.13.1",
     "style-loader": "^0.19.1",
-    "svelte": "^1.50.0",
+    "svelte": "github:nolanlawson/svelte#master-8057884",
     "svelte-extras": "^1.6.0",
     "svelte-loader": "^2.3.3",
     "svelte-transitions": "^1.1.1",
diff --git a/routes/_components/StatusListItem.html b/routes/_components/StatusListItem.html
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..5a166637
--- /dev/null
+++ b/routes/_components/StatusListItem.html
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+<div class="list-item">
+  <Status status="{{virtualProps}}" />
+</div>
+<style>
+  .list-item {
+    border-bottom: 1px solid var(--main-border);
+  }
+</style>
+<script>
+  import Status from './Status.html'
+
+  export default {
+    components: {
+      Status
+    }
+  }
+</script>
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/routes/_components/Timeline.html b/routes/_components/Timeline.html
index 97968429..38bbc70c 100644
--- a/routes/_components/Timeline.html
+++ b/routes/_components/Timeline.html
@@ -1,33 +1,27 @@
-<ul>
-  {{#each statuses as status}}
-  <li>
-    <Status :status />
-  </li>
-  {{/each}}
-</ul>
+<div class="timeline">
+  <VirtualList component="{{StatusListItem}}" items="{{statuses}}" />
+</div>
 <style>
-  ul {
-    list-style: none;
+  .timeline {
     padding-right: 10px;
   }
-  li {
-    border-bottom: 1px solid var(--main-border);
-  }
 </style>
 <script>
   import { store } from '../_utils/store'
   import { getHomeTimeline } from '../_utils/mastodon/oauth'
   import fixture from '../_utils/fixture.json'
-  import Status from './Status.html'
+  import StatusListItem from './StatusListItem.html'
+  import VirtualList from './VirtualList.html'
 
   export default {
     data: () => ({
       target: 'home',
-      statuses: fixture
+      statuses: fixture,
+      StatusListItem: StatusListItem
     }),
     store: () => store,
     components: {
-      Status
+      VirtualList
     }
   }
 </script>
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/routes/_components/VirtualList.html b/routes/_components/VirtualList.html
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..0e7ab02d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/routes/_components/VirtualList.html
@@ -0,0 +1,70 @@
+<div class="virtual-list" ref:node style="height: {{height}}px;">
+  {{#each visibleItems as visibleItem, index}}
+    <VirtualListItem :component
+                     :intersectionObserver
+                     virtualOffset="{{visibleItem.offset}}"
+                     virtualProps="{{visibleItem.props}}"
+                     virtualIndex="{{index}}" />
+  {{/each}}
+</div>
+<style>
+  .virtual-list {
+    position: relative;
+  }
+</style>
+<script>
+  import VirtualListItem from './VirtualListItem'
+
+  function sum(arr) {
+    return arr.reduce((a, b) => a + b, 0)
+  }
+
+  export default {
+    oncreate() {
+      let intersectionObserver = new IntersectionObserver((entries) => {
+        let totalHeight = sum(entries.map(entry => entry.boundingClientRect.height))
+        let offset = 0
+        let offsets = []
+        entries.forEach(entry => {
+          offsets.push(offset)
+          offset += entry.boundingClientRect.height
+        })
+        this.set({
+          height: totalHeight,
+          offsets: offsets
+        })
+        console.log('entries', entries.map(entry => entry.target.getAttribute('data-virtual-index')))
+      }, {
+        root: this.refs.node
+      })
+      this.set({
+        intersectionObserver: intersectionObserver
+      })
+    },
+    ondestroy() {
+      let intersectionObserver = this.get('intersectionObserver')
+      if (intersectionObserver) {
+        intersectionObserver.disconnect()
+      }
+    },
+    computed: {
+      visibleItems: (items, offsets) => {
+        return items.map((item, idx) => ({
+          props: item,
+          offset: offsets[idx]
+        }))
+      }
+    },
+    data: () => ({
+      scrollHeight: 0,
+      component: null,
+      intersectionObserver: null,
+      items: [],
+      offsets: [],
+      height: 400
+    }),
+    components: {
+      VirtualListItem
+    }
+  }
+</script>
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/routes/_components/VirtualListItem.html b/routes/_components/VirtualListItem.html
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..1bd0d592
--- /dev/null
+++ b/routes/_components/VirtualListItem.html
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+<div class="virtual-list-item"
+     ref:node
+     style="transform: translate3d(0, {{virtualOffset}}px, 0);"
+     data-virtual-index="{{virtualIndex}}">
+  <:Component {component} :virtualProps :virtualIndex :intersectionObserver />
+</div>
+<style>
+  .virtual-list-item {
+    position: absolute;
+    top: 0;
+    will-change: transform;
+  }
+</style>
+<script>
+  export default {
+    oncreate() {
+      this.observe('intersectionObserver', (intersectionObserver) => {
+        if (intersectionObserver) {
+          intersectionObserver.observe(this.refs.node)
+        }
+      })
+    },
+    methods: {
+      showRefs () {
+        console.log(this.refs)
+      }
+    }
+  }
+</script>
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/routes/_utils/fixture.json b/routes/_utils/fixture.json
index 1575da14..deea04ef 100644
--- a/routes/_utils/fixture.json
+++ b/routes/_utils/fixture.json
@@ -1118,6 +1118,1213 @@
       }
     ]
   },
+  {
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+    "created_at": "2018-01-10T15:58:14.678Z",
+    "in_reply_to_id": null,
+    "in_reply_to_account_id": null,
+    "sensitive": false,
+    "spoiler_text": "",
+    "visibility": "public",
+    "language": null,
+    "uri": "https://toot-lab.reclaim.technology/users/djsundog/statuses/99326354421396955/activity",
+    "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot-lab.reclaim.technology/@djsundog\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">@<span>djsundog</span></a></span>  look at Azeria Labs - she’s got awesome resources on her site and is a really lovely person - I learned some ARM shellcode from her!</p>",
+    "url": null,
+    "reblogs_count": 0,
+    "favourites_count": 0,
+    "favourited": false,
+    "reblogged": false,
+    "muted": false,
+    "reblog": {
+      "id": "99326346385951723",
+      "created_at": "2018-01-10T15:56:07.864Z",
+      "in_reply_to_id": "99326314125460703",
+      "in_reply_to_account_id": "141",
+      "sensitive": false,
+      "spoiler_text": "",
+      "visibility": "public",
+      "language": "en",
+      "uri": "https://mastodon.social/users/grimmware/statuses/99326345358176277",
+      "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot-lab.reclaim.technology/@djsundog\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">@<span>djsundog</span></a></span>  look at Azeria Labs - she’s got awesome resources on her site and is a really lovely person - I learned some ARM shellcode from her!</p>",
+      "url": "https://mastodon.social/@grimmware/99326345358176277",
+      "reblogs_count": 1,
+      "favourites_count": 0,
+      "favourited": false,
+      "reblogged": false,
+      "muted": false,
+      "reblog": null,
+      "application": null,
+      "account": {
+        "id": "7867",
+        "username": "grimmware",
+        "acct": "grimmware@mastodon.social",
+        "display_name": "",
+        "locked": false,
+        "created_at": "2018-01-10T15:56:07.783Z",
+        "note": "<p>An cyberpunks</p>",
+        "url": "https://mastodon.social/@grimmware",
+        "avatar": "https://malfunctioning.technology/system/accounts/avatars/000/007/867/original/5b6dcf72dfa69f21.jpeg",
+        "avatar_static": "https://malfunctioning.technology/system/accounts/avatars/000/007/867/original/5b6dcf72dfa69f21.jpeg",
+        "header": "https://malfunctioning.technology/headers/original/missing.png",
+        "header_static": "https://malfunctioning.technology/headers/original/missing.png",
+        "followers_count": 13,
+        "following_count": 21,
+        "statuses_count": 40
+      },
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+      "mentions": [
+        {
+          "id": "141",
+          "username": "djsundog",
+          "url": "https://toot-lab.reclaim.technology/@djsundog",
+          "acct": "djsundog@toot-lab.reclaim.technology"
+        }
+      ],
+      "tags": [],
+      "emojis": []
+    },
+    "application": null,
+    "account": {
+      "id": "141",
+      "username": "djsundog",
+      "acct": "djsundog@toot-lab.reclaim.technology",
+      "display_name": "DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab hey this is super long",
+      "locked": false,
+      "created_at": "2017-05-24T23:47:49.457Z",
+      "note": "<p>---<br>Music: yes<br>Microcode: yes<br>Movies: yes<br>High-Speed Pizza Delivery: TBD<br>---</p><p>Trying to break things, make things, and generally reshape the world.</p><p>Available via email at sundog@reclaim.technology</p><p>All toots licensed under <a href=\"http://www.wtfpl.net/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"invisible\">http://www.</span><span class=\"\">wtfpl.net</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>",
+      "url": "https://toot-lab.reclaim.technology/@djsundog",
+      "avatar": "https://malfunctioning.technology/system/accounts/avatars/000/000/141/original/8dab13fe1b3b09d7.jpg",
+      "avatar_static": "https://malfunctioning.technology/system/accounts/avatars/000/000/141/original/8dab13fe1b3b09d7.jpg",
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+      "followers_count": 1308,
+      "following_count": 2186,
+      "statuses_count": 24912
+    },
+    "media_attachments": [],
+    "mentions": [],
+    "tags": [],
+    "emojis": []
+  },
+  {
+    "id": "99326546519048166",
+    "created_at": "2018-01-10T16:47:01.771Z",
+    "in_reply_to_id": null,
+    "in_reply_to_account_id": null,
+    "sensitive": false,
+    "spoiler_text": "",
+    "visibility": "public",
+    "language": "en",
+    "uri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Gargron/statuses/99326545610712133",
+    "content": "<p>Do people here play Throne of Lies? <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Nigma\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">@<span>Nigma</span></a></span> is obsessed with it</p>",
+    "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/99326545610712133",
+    "reblogs_count": 0,
+    "favourites_count": 0,
+    "favourited": false,
+    "reblogged": false,
+    "muted": false,
+    "reblog": null,
+    "application": null,
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+      "username": "Gargron",
+      "acct": "Gargron@mastodon.social",
+      "display_name": "Eugen",
+      "locked": false,
+      "created_at": "2017-05-24T14:39:25.549Z",
+      "note": "<p>Developer of Mastodon</p><p>Patreon: <a href=\"https://www.patreon.com/mastodon\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">patreon.com/mastodon</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a><br>Liberapay: <a href=\"https://liberapay.com/Mastodon/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">liberapay.com/Mastodon/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p><p>Avatar by <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.art/@DearMsDear\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">@<span>DearMsDear</span></a></span></p>",
+      "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Gargron",
+      "avatar": "https://malfunctioning.technology/system/accounts/avatars/000/000/026/original/a76417e2e8e126b8.png",
+      "avatar_static": "https://malfunctioning.technology/system/accounts/avatars/000/000/026/original/a76417e2e8e126b8.png",
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+      "header_static": "https://malfunctioning.technology/system/accounts/headers/000/000/026/original/media.jpeg",
+      "followers_count": 45166,
+      "following_count": 727,
+      "statuses_count": 29089
+    },
+    "media_attachments": [],
+    "mentions": [
+      {
+        "id": "370",
+        "username": "Nigma",
+        "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Nigma",
+        "acct": "Nigma@mastodon.social"
+      }
+    ],
+    "tags": [],
+    "emojis": []
+  },
+  {
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+    "spoiler_text": "",
+    "visibility": "public",
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+    "reblog": null,
+    "application": null,
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+      "username": "maloki",
+      "acct": "maloki@mastodon.social",
+      "display_name": "maloki",
+      "locked": false,
+      "created_at": "2017-05-24T01:49:05.938Z",
+      "note": "<p>aka kinkymal. gamer, streamer, foodie, fattie, <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/cfs\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>CFS</span></a>, former <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/mastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>Mastodon</span></a> Project Manager.<br>she/her <br><a href=\"http://patreon.com/maloki\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"invisible\">http://</span><span class=\"\">patreon.com/maloki</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>",
+      "url": "https://mastodon.social/@maloki",
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+    "tags": [],
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+    "uri": "https://mastodon.social/users/maloki/statuses/99326523790238201/activity",
+    "content": "<p>\"Facebook Can't Be Fixed\" by John Battelle <a href=\"https://shift.newco.co/its-the-advertising-model-stupid-b843cd7edbe9\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">shift.newco.co/its-the-adverti</span><span class=\"invisible\">sing-model-stupid-b843cd7edbe9</span></a></p><p>This is exactly how I feel about it. It's the business model that's the problem.</p>",
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+    "favourites_count": 0,
+    "favourited": false,
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+      "spoiler_text": "",
+      "visibility": "public",
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+      "uri": "https://toot.cafe/users/nolan/statuses/99326515027493654",
+      "content": "<p>\"Facebook Can't Be Fixed\" by John Battelle <a href=\"https://shift.newco.co/its-the-advertising-model-stupid-b843cd7edbe9\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">shift.newco.co/its-the-adverti</span><span class=\"invisible\">sing-model-stupid-b843cd7edbe9</span></a></p><p>This is exactly how I feel about it. It's the business model that's the problem.</p>",
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+      "favourites_count": 0,
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+        "display_name": "Nolan",
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+        "created_at": "2017-05-14T19:50:58.309Z",
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