857 lines
28 KiB
SQL
857 lines
28 KiB
SQL
-- Pretend You're Xyzzy cards by Andy Janata is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
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-- Based on a work at www.cardsagainsthumanity.com.
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-- For more information, see http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/
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-- This file contains the Black Cards and White Cards for Cards Against Humanity, as a script for importing into PostgreSQL. There should be a user named cah.
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--
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-- PostgreSQL database dump
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--
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SET statement_timeout = 0;
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SET client_encoding = 'UTF8';
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SET standard_conforming_strings = off;
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SET check_function_bodies = false;
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SET client_min_messages = warning;
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SET escape_string_warning = off;
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--
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-- Name: cah; Type: DATABASE; Schema: -; Owner: cah
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--
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CREATE DATABASE cah WITH TEMPLATE = template0 ENCODING = 'UTF8' LC_COLLATE = 'C' LC_CTYPE = 'C';
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ALTER DATABASE cah OWNER TO cah;
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\connect cah
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-- Dumped from database version 8.4.11
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-- Dumped by pg_dump version 9.1.3
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-- Started on 2012-03-20 15:45:15
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SET statement_timeout = 0;
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SET client_encoding = 'UTF8';
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SET standard_conforming_strings = off;
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SET check_function_bodies = false;
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SET client_min_messages = warning;
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SET escape_string_warning = off;
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SET search_path = public, pg_catalog;
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SET default_tablespace = '';
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SET default_with_oids = false;
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--
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-- TOC entry 140 (class 1259 OID 16399)
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-- Dependencies: 1786 1787 1789 1790 6
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-- Name: black_cards; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace:
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--
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CREATE TABLE black_cards (
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id integer NOT NULL,
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text character varying(255) NOT NULL,
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draw smallint DEFAULT 0,
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pick smallint DEFAULT 1,
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creator integer,
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in_v1 boolean DEFAULT true NOT NULL,
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in_v2 boolean DEFAULT false NOT NULL
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);
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ALTER TABLE public.black_cards OWNER TO cah;
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--
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-- TOC entry 1806 (class 0 OID 0)
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-- Dependencies: 140
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-- Name: COLUMN black_cards.creator; Type: COMMENT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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COMMENT ON COLUMN black_cards.creator IS 'NULL for default card, non-NULL for user id';
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--
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-- TOC entry 141 (class 1259 OID 16404)
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-- Dependencies: 6 140
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-- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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CREATE SEQUENCE black_cards_id_seq
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START WITH 1
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INCREMENT BY 1
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NO MINVALUE
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NO MAXVALUE
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CACHE 1;
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ALTER TABLE public.black_cards_id_seq OWNER TO cah;
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--
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-- TOC entry 1807 (class 0 OID 0)
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-- Dependencies: 141
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-- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE OWNED BY; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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ALTER SEQUENCE black_cards_id_seq OWNED BY black_cards.id;
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--
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-- TOC entry 1808 (class 0 OID 0)
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-- Dependencies: 141
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-- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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SELECT pg_catalog.setval('black_cards_id_seq', 98, true);
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--
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-- TOC entry 146 (class 1259 OID 16417)
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-- Dependencies: 1792 1793 6
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-- Name: white_cards; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace:
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--
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CREATE TABLE white_cards (
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id integer NOT NULL,
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text character varying(255) NOT NULL,
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creator integer,
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in_v1 boolean DEFAULT false NOT NULL,
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in_v2 boolean DEFAULT true NOT NULL
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);
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ALTER TABLE public.white_cards OWNER TO cah;
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--
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-- TOC entry 1809 (class 0 OID 0)
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-- Dependencies: 146
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-- Name: COLUMN white_cards.creator; Type: COMMENT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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COMMENT ON COLUMN white_cards.creator IS 'NULL for default, non-NULL for user id';
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--
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-- TOC entry 147 (class 1259 OID 16420)
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-- Dependencies: 6 146
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-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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CREATE SEQUENCE white_cards_id_seq
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START WITH 1
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INCREMENT BY 1
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NO MINVALUE
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NO MAXVALUE
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CACHE 1;
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ALTER TABLE public.white_cards_id_seq OWNER TO cah;
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--
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-- TOC entry 1810 (class 0 OID 0)
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-- Dependencies: 147
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-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE OWNED BY; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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ALTER SEQUENCE white_cards_id_seq OWNED BY white_cards.id;
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--
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-- TOC entry 1811 (class 0 OID 0)
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-- Dependencies: 147
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-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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SELECT pg_catalog.setval('white_cards_id_seq', 508, true);
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--
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-- TOC entry 1788 (class 2604 OID 16422)
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-- Dependencies: 141 140
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-- Name: id; Type: DEFAULT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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ALTER TABLE ONLY black_cards ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('black_cards_id_seq'::regclass);
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--
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-- TOC entry 1791 (class 2604 OID 16423)
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-- Dependencies: 147 146
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-- Name: id; Type: DEFAULT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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ALTER TABLE ONLY white_cards ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('white_cards_id_seq'::regclass);
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--
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-- TOC entry 1802 (class 0 OID 16399)
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-- Dependencies: 140
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-- Data for Name: black_cards; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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COPY black_cards (id, text, draw, pick, creator, in_v1, in_v2) FROM stdin;
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16 Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? 0 1 \N t f
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23 I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for _____. 0 1 \N t f
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27 What's the next superhero? 0 1 \N t f
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37 When I'm in prison, I'll have _____ smuggled in. 0 1 \N t f
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54 After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought _____ to all the people of New Orleans. 0 1 \N t f
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55 Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers _____. 0 1 \N t f
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69 Life was difficult for cavemen before _____. 0 1 \N t f
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1 Why can't I sleep at night? 0 1 \N t t
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4 What's that smell? 0 1 \N t t
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17 What's the next Happy Meal<61> toy? 0 1 \N t t
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18 Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _____. 0 1 \N t t
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19 It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____. 0 1 \N t t
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14 Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____. 0 1 \N t t
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78 And the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____. 0 2 \N t t
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15 What's that sound? 0 1 \N t t
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9 What ended my last relationship? 0 1 \N t t
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10 MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____ 0 1 \N t t
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11 I drink to forget _____. 0 1 \N t t
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12 I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____. 0 1 \N t t
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7 What is Batman's guilty pleasure? 0 1 \N t t
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6 This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with _____ 0 1 \N t t
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3 What's a girl's best friend? 0 1 \N t t
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8 TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes. 0 1 \N t t
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20 _____. That's how I want to die. 0 1 \N t t
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79 For my next trick, I will pull _____ out of _____. 0 2 \N t t
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21 In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time. 0 1 \N t t
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80 _____ is a slippery slope that leads to _____. 0 2 \N t t
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22 What does Dick Cheney prefer? 0 1 \N t t
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24 Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____. 0 1 \N t t
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25 What's the most emo? 0 1 \N t t
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26 In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency. 0 1 \N t t
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81 In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _____ had really been _____ all along. 0 2 \N t t
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28 A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____. 0 1 \N t t
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30 _____. Betcha can't have just one! 0 1 \N t t
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82 In a world ravaged by _____, our only solace is _____. 0 2 \N t t
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34 War! What is it good for? 0 1 \N t t
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33 During sex, I like to think about _____. 0 1 \N t t
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39 What are my parents hiding from me? 0 1 \N t t
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36 What will always get you laid? 0 1 \N t t
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38 What did I bring back from Mexico? 0 1 \N t t
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48 What don't you want to find in your Chinese food? 0 1 \N t t
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49 What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? 0 1 \N t t
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50 How am I maintaining my relationship status? 0 1 \N t t
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51 _____. It's a trap! 0 1 \N t t
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52 Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical. 0 1 \N t t
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84 Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _____ stuffed with _____. 0 2 \N t t
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57 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____. 0 1 \N t t
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58 What gives me uncontrollable gas? 0 1 \N t t
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62 What do old people smell like? 0 1 \N t t
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61 The class field trip was completely ruined by _____. 0 1 \N t t
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60 When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of _____. 0 1 \N t t
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59 What's my secret power? 0 1 \N t t
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41 What's there a ton of in heaven? 0 1 \N t t
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42 What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? 0 1 \N t t
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85 I never truly understood _____ until I encountered _____. 0 2 \N t t
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43 What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? 0 1 \N t t
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40 What helps Obama unwind? 0 1 \N t t
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73 What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? 0 1 \N t t
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72 _____: Good to the last drop. 0 1 \N t t
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76 Why am I sticky? 0 1 \N t t
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75 What gets better with age? 0 1 \N t t
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74 _____: kid-tested, mother-approved. 0 1 \N t t
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71 What's the crustiest? 0 1 \N t t
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70 What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? 0 1 \N t t
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67 Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _____. 0 1 \N t t
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86 Make a haiku. 2 3 \N t t
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68 I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____. 0 1 \N t t
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66 Why do I hurt all over? 0 1 \N t t
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63 What am I giving up for Lent? 0 1 \N t t
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64 In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _____. 0 1 \N t t
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65 In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____. 0 1 \N t t
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45 When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____. 0 1 \N t t
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87 Lifetime<6D> presents _____, the story of _____. 0 2 \N t t
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47 When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____. 0 1 \N t t
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88 When I was tripping on acid, _____ turned into _____. 0 2 \N t t
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89 That's right, I killed _____. How, you ask? _____. 0 2 \N t t
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77 What's my anti-drug? 0 1 \N t t
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90 _____ + _____ = _____. 2 3 \N t t
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56 What never fails to liven up the party? 0 1 \N t t
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44 What's the new fad diet? 0 1 \N t t
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46 Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage. 0 1 \N t t
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31 White people like _____. 0 1 \N t t
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32 _____. High five, bro. 0 1 \N t t
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29 Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____. 0 1 \N t t
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35 BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _____. 0 1 \N t t
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83 In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is _____ trapped in the body of _____. 0 2 \N t f
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91 Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____. 0 1 \N f t
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5 _____? There's an app for that 0 1 \N t t
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13 During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____. 0 1 \N t t
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2 I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one. 0 1 \N t t
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92 Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice. 0 1 \N f t
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93 What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? 0 2 \N f t
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94 In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____. 0 1 \N f t
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53 While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____. 0 1 \N t t
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95 After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti. 0 1 \N f t
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96 Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____. 0 1 \N f t
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97 Step 1: _____. Step 2: _____. Step 3: Profit. 0 2 \N f t
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98 Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____. 0 1 \N f t
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--
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-- TOC entry 1803 (class 0 OID 16417)
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-- Dependencies: 146
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-- Data for Name: white_cards; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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COPY white_cards (id, text, creator, in_v1, in_v2) FROM stdin;
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461 Flying sex snakes \N f t
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282 Michelle Obama's arms. \N t t
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124 White people. \N t t
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462 MechaHitler. \N f t
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393 An erection that lasts longer than four hours. \N t t
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463 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon. \N f t
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464 Charisma. \N f t
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141 Panda sex. \N t t
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465 Morgan Freeman's voice. \N f t
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466 Breaking out into song and dance. \N f t
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467 Soup that is too hot. \N f t
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121 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. \N t t
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468 Chutzpah. \N f t
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469 Unfathomable stupidity. \N f t
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470 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents. \N f t
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269 A middle-aged man on roller skates. \N t t
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1 Coat hanger abortions. \N t t
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471 Boogers. \N f t
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472 A Bop It<49>. \N f t
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138 Scrubbing under the folds. \N t t
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473 Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor. \N f t
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275 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry. \N t t
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474 A defective condom. \N f t
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475 Teenage pregnancy. \N f t
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476 Hot cheese. \N f t
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477 A mopey zoo lion. \N f t
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167 The Tempur-Pedic<69> Swedish Sleep System<65>. \N t t
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478 Shapeshifters. \N f t
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479 The Care Bear Stare. \N f t
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480 Erectile dysfunction. \N f t
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481 The chronic. \N f t
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483 "Tweeting." \N f t
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484 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. \N f t
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485 Nicolas Cage. \N f t
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482 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine<6E>. \N f t
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225 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. \N t t
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486 Euphoria<69> by Calvin Klein. \N f t
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487 Switching to Geico<63>. \N f t
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488 A gentle caress of the inner thigh. \N f t
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489 Poor life choices. \N f t
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490 Embryonic stem cells. \N f t
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297 Public ridicule. \N t t
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265 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. \N t t
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491 Customer service representatives. \N f t
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492 The Little Engine That Could. \N f t
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218 Vehicular manslaughter. \N t t
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493 Lady Gaga. \N f t
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494 A death ray. \N f t
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495 Vigilante justice. \N f t
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496 Exactly what you'd expect. \N f t
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497 Natural male enhancement. \N f t
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498 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes. \N f t
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499 Inappropriate yodeling. \N f t
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500 A homoerotic volleyball montage. \N f t
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267 Domino's<EFBFBD> Oreo<65> Dessert Pizza. \N t t
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501 Actually taking candy from a baby. \N f t
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160 The token minority. \N t t
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502 Jibber-jabber. \N f t
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503 Crystal meth. \N f t
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504 My inner demons. \N f t
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505 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum. \N f t
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506 My vagina. \N f t
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507 The Donald Trump Seal of Approval<61>. \N f t
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508 The true meaning of Christmas. \N f t
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44 German dungeon porn. \N t t
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40 Praying the gay away. \N t t
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63 Dying. \N t t
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41 Same-sex ice dancing. \N t t
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70 Dying of dysentery. \N t t
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19 Roofies. \N t t
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22 The Big Bang. \N t t
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23 Amputees. \N t t
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74 Men. \N t t
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18 Concealing a boner. \N t t
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87 Agriculture. \N t t
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51 Making a pouty face. \N t t
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98 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. \N t t
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60 Hormone injections. \N t t
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55 Tom Cruise. \N t t
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56 Object permanence. \N t t
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92 Consultants. \N t t
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26 Being marginalized. \N t t
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54 The profoundly handicapped. \N t t
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96 Party poopers. \N t t
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48 Nickelback. \N t t
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7 Doing the right thing. \N t t
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65 The invisible hand. \N t t
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49 Heteronormativity. \N t t
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29 Cuddling. \N t t
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84 Raptor attacks. \N t t
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38 Fear itself. \N t t
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91 Sniffing glue. \N t t
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58 An icepick lobotomy. \N t t
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109 Being rich. \N t t
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79 The clitoris. \N t t
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71 Sexy pillow fights. \N t t
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105 Michael Jackson. \N t t
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101 Sexting. \N t t
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33 Horse meat. \N t t
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8 Hunting accidents. \N t f
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9 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette. \N t f
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15 Abstinence. \N t f
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17 Mountain Dew Code Red. \N t f
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21 Tweeting. \N t f
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43 Making sex at her. \N t f
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64 Stunt doubles. \N t f
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69 Flavored condoms. \N t f
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100 Heath Ledger. \N t f
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110 Muzzy. \N t f
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97 Sunshine and rainbows. \N t t
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68 Flash flooding. \N t t
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57 Goblins. \N t t
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13 Spectacular abs. \N t t
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72 The Three-Fifths compromise. \N t t
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4 Vigorous jazz hands. \N t t
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106 Skeletor. \N t t
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80 Vikings. \N t t
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34 Genital piercings. \N t t
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11 Viagra<72>. \N t t
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67 A really cool hat. \N t t
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102 An Oedipus complex. \N t t
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82 The Underground Railroad. \N t t
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77 Heartwarming orphans. \N t t
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47 Cheating in the Special Olympics. \N t t
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108 Sharing needles. \N t t
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46 Ethnic cleansing. \N t t
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103 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. \N t t
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93 My humps. \N t t
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10 The violation of our most basic human rights. \N t t
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35 Fingering. \N t t
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53 The placenta. \N t t
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5 Flightless birds. \N t t
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37 Stranger danger. \N t t
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107 Chivalry. \N t t
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76 Sean Penn. \N t t
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73 A sad handjob. \N t t
|
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66 Jew-fros. \N t t
|
||
12 Self-loathing. \N t t
|
||
61 A falcon with a cap on its head. \N t t
|
||
75 Historically black colleges. \N t t
|
||
30 Aaron Burr. \N t t
|
||
25 Former President George W. Bush. \N t t
|
||
94 Geese. \N t t
|
||
99 Mutually-assured destruction. \N t t
|
||
88 Bling. \N t t
|
||
27 Smegma. \N t t
|
||
90 The South. \N t t
|
||
83 Pretending to care. \N t t
|
||
59 Arnold Schwarzenegger. \N t t
|
||
20 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts. \N t t
|
||
104 A sausage festival. \N t t
|
||
62 Foreskin. \N t t
|
||
95 Being a dick to children. \N t t
|
||
52 Chainsaws for hands. \N t t
|
||
86 A Gypsy curse. \N t t
|
||
31 The Pope. \N t t
|
||
16 A balanced breakfast. \N t t
|
||
36 Elderly Japanese men. \N t t
|
||
6 Pictures of boobs. \N t t
|
||
39 Science. \N t t
|
||
32 A bleached asshole. \N t t
|
||
3 Autocannibalism. \N t t
|
||
50 William Shatner. \N t t
|
||
85 A micropenis. \N t t
|
||
78 Waterboarding. \N t t
|
||
45 Bingeing and purging. \N t t
|
||
89 A clandestine butt scratch. \N t t
|
||
2 Man meat. \N t t
|
||
28 Laying an egg. \N t t
|
||
14 An honest cop with nothing left to lose. \N t t
|
||
42 The terrorists. \N t t
|
||
81 Friends who eat all the snacks. \N t t
|
||
120 Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers. \N t f
|
||
123 Letting yourself go. \N t f
|
||
130 Twinkies<65>. \N t f
|
||
131 A LAN party. \N t f
|
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133 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato. \N t f
|
||
143 Will Smith. \N t f
|
||
156 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. \N t f
|
||
158 Dave Matthews Band. \N t f
|
||
164 Substitute teachers. \N t f
|
||
177 Garth Brooks. \N t f
|
||
188 Keeping Christ in Christmas. \N t f
|
||
190 That one gay Teletubby. \N t f
|
||
216 Passive-agression. \N t f
|
||
247 A neglected Tamagotchi<68>. \N t f
|
||
248 The People's Elbow. \N t f
|
||
230 Guys who don't call. \N t t
|
||
152 AIDS. \N t t
|
||
187 The Rapture. \N t t
|
||
244 Eugenics. \N t t
|
||
181 Taking off your shirt. \N t t
|
||
139 A drive-by shooting. \N t t
|
||
217 Ronald Reagan. \N t t
|
||
195 Jewish fraternities. \N t t
|
||
198 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99. \N t t
|
||
233 Scalping. \N t t
|
||
196 Edible underpants. \N t t
|
||
154 Figgy pudding. \N t t
|
||
240 Intelligent design. \N t t
|
||
207 Nocturnal emissions. \N t t
|
||
119 Uppercuts. \N t t
|
||
180 The American Dream. \N t t
|
||
226 Testicular torsion. \N t t
|
||
201 The folly of man. \N t t
|
||
153 The KKK. \N t t
|
||
241 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge. \N t t
|
||
237 Saxophone solos. \N t t
|
||
200 That thing that electrocutes your abs. \N t t
|
||
176 Oversized lollipops. \N t t
|
||
161 Friends with benefits. \N t t
|
||
137 Teaching a robot to love. \N t t
|
||
205 Me time. \N t t
|
||
250 The heart of a child. \N t t
|
||
252 Smallpox blankets. \N t t
|
||
127 Yeast. \N t t
|
||
214 Full frontal nudity. \N t t
|
||
175 Authentic Mexican cuisine. \N t t
|
||
253 Licking things to claim them as your own. \N t t
|
||
174 Genghis Khan. \N t t
|
||
209 The hardworking Mexican. \N t t
|
||
189 RoboCop. \N t t
|
||
112 Spontaneous human combustion. \N t t
|
||
128 Natural selection. \N t t
|
||
245 A good sniff. \N t t
|
||
212 Nipple blades. \N t t
|
||
126 Leaving an awkward voicemail. \N t t
|
||
213 Assless chaps. \N t t
|
||
191 Sweet, sweet vengeance. \N t t
|
||
243 Keg stands. \N t t
|
||
232 Darth Vader. \N t t
|
||
114 Necrophilia. \N t t
|
||
144 Toni Morrison's vagina. \N t t
|
||
159 Preteens. \N t t
|
||
185 A cooler full of organs. \N t t
|
||
178 Keanu Reeves. \N t t
|
||
166 A thermonuclear detonation. \N t t
|
||
186 A moment of silence. \N t t
|
||
142 Catapults. \N t t
|
||
118 Emotions. \N t t
|
||
151 Balls. \N t t
|
||
234 Homeless people. \N t t
|
||
173 Old-people smell. \N t t
|
||
117 Farting and walking away. \N t t
|
||
206 The inevitable heat death of the universe. \N t t
|
||
24 The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. \N t t
|
||
136 Sperm whales. \N t t
|
||
204 A murder most foul. \N t t
|
||
208 Daddy issues. \N t t
|
||
199 Britney Spears at 55. \N t t
|
||
210 Natalie Portman. \N t t
|
||
223 The Holy Bible. \N t t
|
||
229 Hot Pockets<EFBFBD>. \N t t
|
||
220 Pulling out. \N t t
|
||
163 Pixelated bukkake. \N t t
|
||
168 Waiting 'til marriage. \N t t
|
||
235 The World of Warcraft. \N t t
|
||
116 Global warming. \N t t
|
||
224 World peace. \N t t
|
||
170 A can of whoop-ass. \N t t
|
||
148 A zesty breakfast burrito. \N t t
|
||
221 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic. \N t t
|
||
146 Land mines. \N t t
|
||
113 College. \N t t
|
||
228 A time travel paradox. \N t t
|
||
155 Seppuku. \N t t
|
||
211 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. \N t t
|
||
149 Christopher Walken. \N t t
|
||
236 Gloryholes. \N t t
|
||
169 A tiny horse. \N t t
|
||
184 Child abuse. \N t t
|
||
219 Menstruation. \N t t
|
||
135 A sassy black woman. \N t t
|
||
162 Re-gifting. \N t t
|
||
122 Penis envy. \N t t
|
||
179 Drinking alone. \N t t
|
||
215 Hulk Hogan. \N t t
|
||
145 Five-Dollar Footlongs<EFBFBD>. \N t t
|
||
140 Whipping it out. \N t t
|
||
171 Dental dams. \N t t
|
||
157 Gandhi. \N t t
|
||
239 God. \N t t
|
||
150 Friction. \N t t
|
||
147 A sea of troubles. \N t t
|
||
197 Poor people. \N t t
|
||
183 Flesh-eating bacteria. \N t t
|
||
125 Dick Cheney. \N t t
|
||
246 Lockjaw. \N t t
|
||
165 Take-backsies. \N t t
|
||
132 Opposable thumbs. \N t t
|
||
222 The homosexual agenda. \N t t
|
||
202 Fiery poops. \N t t
|
||
203 Cards Against Humanity. \N t t
|
||
192 Fancy Feast<EFBFBD>. \N t t
|
||
238 Sean Connery. \N t t
|
||
227 The milk man. \N t t
|
||
115 The Chinese gymnastics team. \N t t
|
||
231 Eating the last known bison. \N t t
|
||
134 Soiling oneself. \N t t
|
||
182 Giving 110%. \N t t
|
||
242 Friendly fire. \N t t
|
||
111 Count Chocula. \N t t
|
||
172 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell. \N t t
|
||
251 Seduction. \N t t
|
||
194 Being a motherfucking sorcerer. \N t t
|
||
264 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music. \N t f
|
||
273 Douchebags on their iPhones. \N t f
|
||
281 The deformed. \N t f
|
||
285 Donald Trump. \N t f
|
||
288 This answer is postmodern. \N t f
|
||
301 African children. \N t f
|
||
307 Have some more kugel. \N t f
|
||
310 Crippling debt. \N t f
|
||
313 Shorties and blunts. \N t f
|
||
328 (I am doing Kegels right now.) \N t f
|
||
331 Bestiality. \N t f
|
||
333 Drum circles. \N t f
|
||
338 Inappropriate yelling. \N t f
|
||
341 The Thong Song. \N t f
|
||
342 A vajazzled vagina. \N t f
|
||
350 Sobbing into a Hungry-Man<61> Frozen Dinner. \N t f
|
||
353 Ring Pops<70>. \N t f
|
||
363 Tiger Woods. \N t f
|
||
371 PCP. \N t f
|
||
383 Mr. Snuffleupagus. \N t f
|
||
394 A disappointing birthday party. \N t t
|
||
319 Puppies! \N t t
|
||
308 A windmill full of corpses. \N t t
|
||
340 Being on fire. \N t t
|
||
372 A lifetime of sadness. \N t t
|
||
258 Pterodactyl eggs. \N t t
|
||
289 Crumpets with the Queen. \N t t
|
||
344 Exchanging pleasantries. \N t t
|
||
276 Republicans. \N t t
|
||
321 Kim Jong-il. \N t t
|
||
366 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards. \N t t
|
||
254 A salty surprise. \N t t
|
||
330 The Jews. \N t t
|
||
324 Incest. \N t t
|
||
284 The <20>bermensch. \N t t
|
||
391 Nazis. \N t t
|
||
292 Repression. \N t t
|
||
287 Attitude. \N t t
|
||
361 Passable transvestites. \N t t
|
||
395 Puberty. \N t t
|
||
374 Swooping. \N t t
|
||
311 Adderall<6C>. \N t t
|
||
379 A look-see. \N t t
|
||
348 Lactation. \N t t
|
||
266 Pabst Blue Ribbon. \N t t
|
||
357 The gays. \N t t
|
||
278 A foul mouth. \N t t
|
||
377 A hot mess. \N t t
|
||
268 My collection of high-tech sex toys. \N t t
|
||
318 Bees? \N t t
|
||
388 Getting drunk on mouthwash. \N t t
|
||
277 The glass ceiling. \N t t
|
||
286 Sarah Palin. \N t t
|
||
291 Team-building exercises. \N t t
|
||
290 Frolicking. \N t t
|
||
380 Not giving a shit about the Third World. \N t t
|
||
345 My relationship status. \N t t
|
||
384 Barack Obama. \N t t
|
||
302 Mouth herpes. \N t t
|
||
386 Wiping her butt. \N t t
|
||
263 Pedophiles. \N t t
|
||
373 Doin' it in the butt. \N t t
|
||
347 Being fabulous. \N t t
|
||
389 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. \N t t
|
||
294 A bag of magic beans. \N t t
|
||
296 Dead parents. \N t t
|
||
257 My sex life. \N t t
|
||
343 Riding off into the sunset. \N t t
|
||
364 Dick fingers. \N t t
|
||
362 The Virginia Tech Massacre. \N t t
|
||
387 Queefing. \N t t
|
||
339 Tangled Slinkys. \N t t
|
||
337 Civilian casualties. \N t t
|
||
316 Leprosy. \N t t
|
||
325 Grave robbing. \N t t
|
||
376 Tentacle porn. \N t t
|
||
304 Bill Nye the Science Guy. \N t t
|
||
370 New Age music. \N t t
|
||
261 72 virgins. \N t t
|
||
322 Hope. \N t t
|
||
314 Passing a kidney stone. \N t t
|
||
299 A mime having a stroke. \N t t
|
||
368 Classist undertones. \N t t
|
||
298 A mating display. \N t t
|
||
382 The Kool-Aid Man. \N t t
|
||
349 Not reciprocating oral sex. \N t t
|
||
352 Date rape. \N t t
|
||
306 Italians. \N t t
|
||
256 My soul. \N t t
|
||
354 GoGurt<EFBFBD>. \N t t
|
||
312 A stray pube. \N t t
|
||
279 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. \N t t
|
||
280 Getting really high. \N t t
|
||
378 Too much hair gel. \N t t
|
||
303 Overcompensation. \N t t
|
||
272 Free samples. \N t t
|
||
346 Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. \N t t
|
||
271 Half-assed foreplay. \N t t
|
||
283 Explosions. \N t t
|
||
392 White privilege. \N t t
|
||
293 Road head. \N t t
|
||
255 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. \N t t
|
||
323 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. \N t t
|
||
355 Judge Judy. \N t t
|
||
259 Altar boys. \N t t
|
||
358 Scientology. \N t t
|
||
329 Justin Bieber. \N t t
|
||
327 Alcoholism. \N t t
|
||
351 My genitals. \N t t
|
||
332 Winking at old people. \N t t
|
||
385 Golden showers. \N t t
|
||
365 Racism. \N t t
|
||
336 Auschwitz. \N t t
|
||
262 Raping and pillaging. \N t t
|
||
334 Kids with ass cancer. \N t t
|
||
274 Hurricane Katrina. \N t t
|
||
356 Lumberjack fantasies. \N t t
|
||
381 American Gladiators. \N t t
|
||
295 An asymmetric boob job. \N t t
|
||
326 Asians who aren't good at math. \N t t
|
||
335 Loose lips. \N t t
|
||
270 The Blood of Christ. \N t t
|
||
317 A brain tumor. \N t t
|
||
315 Prancing. \N t t
|
||
375 The Hamburglar. \N t t
|
||
360 Police brutality. \N t t
|
||
260 Forgetting the Alamo. \N t t
|
||
369 Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars. \N t t
|
||
359 Estrogen. \N t t
|
||
390 A robust mongoloid. \N t t
|
||
309 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II. \N t t
|
||
193 Pooping back and forth. Forever. \N t t
|
||
320 Cockfights. \N t t
|
||
305 Bitches. \N t t
|
||
300 Stephen Hawking talking dirty. \N t t
|
||
403 Those times when you get sand in your vagina. \N t f
|
||
424 Faith healing. \N t f
|
||
428 Impotence. \N t f
|
||
454 Bananas in Pajamas. \N t f
|
||
399 Getting so angry that you pop a boner. \N t t
|
||
414 Tasteful sideboob. \N t t
|
||
396 Two midgets shitting into a bucket. \N t t
|
||
406 Racially-biased SAT questions. \N t t
|
||
449 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook. \N t t
|
||
398 The forbidden fruit. \N t t
|
||
459 Anal beads. \N t t
|
||
367 Surprise sex! \N t t
|
||
426 Dead babies. \N t t
|
||
129 Masturbation. \N t t
|
||
452 The Hustle. \N t t
|
||
404 A Super Soaker<EFBFBD> full of cat pee. \N t t
|
||
409 Obesity. \N t t
|
||
429 Child beauty pageants. \N t t
|
||
422 Goats eating coins. \N t t
|
||
457 Kamikaze pilots. \N t t
|
||
443 Powerful thighs. \N t t
|
||
450 A big hoopla about nothing. \N t t
|
||
433 Women's suffrage. \N t t
|
||
442 John Wilkes Booth. \N t t
|
||
425 Parting the Red Sea. \N t t
|
||
435 Harry Potter erotica. \N t t
|
||
416 Grandma. \N t t
|
||
407 Porn stars. \N t t
|
||
423 A monkey smoking a cigar. \N t t
|
||
439 Mathletes. \N t t
|
||
437 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. \N t t
|
||
434 Children on leashes. \N t t
|
||
445 Multiple stab wounds. \N t t
|
||
411 Oompa-Loompas. \N t t
|
||
451 Peeing a little bit. \N t t
|
||
421 The miracle of childbirth. \N t t
|
||
448 Another goddamn vampire movie. \N t t
|
||
460 The Make-A-Wish<EFBFBD> Foundation. \N t t
|
||
455 Active listening. \N t t
|
||
402 A gassy antelope. \N t t
|
||
412 BATMAN!!! \N t t
|
||
413 Black people. \N t t
|
||
447 Serfdom. \N t t
|
||
440 Lunchables<EFBFBD>. \N t t
|
||
418 The Trail of Tears. \N t t
|
||
453 Ghosts. \N t t
|
||
436 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. \N t t
|
||
420 Finger painting. \N t t
|
||
249 Robert Downey, Jr. \N t t
|
||
405 Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him). \N t t
|
||
419 Famine. \N t t
|
||
431 AXE Body Spray. \N t t
|
||
458 The Force. \N t t
|
||
446 Cybernetic enhancements. \N t t
|
||
444 Mr. Clean, right behind you. \N t t
|
||
401 Third base. \N t t
|
||
438 Dwarf tossing. \N t t
|
||
408 A fetus. \N t t
|
||
441 Women in yogurt commercials. \N t t
|
||
417 Copping a feel. \N t t
|
||
400 Sexual tension. \N t t
|
||
456 Dry heaving. \N t t
|
||
430 Centaurs. \N t t
|
||
397 Wifely duties. \N t t
|
||
415 Hot people. \N t t
|
||
432 Kanye West. \N t t
|
||
427 The Amish. \N t t
|
||
410 When you fart and a little bit comes out. \N t t
|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
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||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
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||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
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|
||
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