PretendYoureXyzzy/cah_cards.sql

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-- Pretend You're Xyzzy cards by Andy Janata is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
-- Based on a work at www.cardsagainsthumanity.com.
-- For more information, see http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/
-- This file contains the Black Cards and White Cards for Cards Against Humanity, as a script for importing into PostgreSQL. There should be a user named cah.
-- Includes the First and Second Expansions, as well as the Canadian version cards.
--
-- PostgreSQL database dump
--
-- Dumped from database version 8.4.11
-- Dumped by pg_dump version 9.1.3
-- Started on 2012-09-09 22:06:33
SET statement_timeout = 0;
SET client_encoding = 'UTF8';
SET standard_conforming_strings = off;
SET check_function_bodies = false;
SET client_min_messages = warning;
SET escape_string_warning = off;
SET search_path = public, pg_catalog;
SET default_tablespace = '';
SET default_with_oids = false;
--
-- TOC entry 140 (class 1259 OID 16399)
-- Dependencies: 1795 1796 1798 1799 6
-- Name: black_cards; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace:
--
CREATE TABLE black_cards (
id integer NOT NULL,
text character varying(255) NOT NULL,
draw smallint DEFAULT 0,
pick smallint DEFAULT 1,
creator integer,
in_v1 boolean DEFAULT false NOT NULL,
in_v2 boolean DEFAULT false NOT NULL,
watermark character varying(5)
);
ALTER TABLE public.black_cards OWNER TO cah;
--
-- TOC entry 1828 (class 0 OID 0)
-- Dependencies: 140
-- Name: COLUMN black_cards.creator; Type: COMMENT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
COMMENT ON COLUMN black_cards.creator IS 'NULL for default card, non-NULL for user id';
--
-- TOC entry 141 (class 1259 OID 16404)
-- Dependencies: 6 140
-- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
CREATE SEQUENCE black_cards_id_seq
START WITH 1
INCREMENT BY 1
NO MINVALUE
NO MAXVALUE
CACHE 1;
ALTER TABLE public.black_cards_id_seq OWNER TO cah;
--
-- TOC entry 1829 (class 0 OID 0)
-- Dependencies: 141
-- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE OWNED BY; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
ALTER SEQUENCE black_cards_id_seq OWNED BY black_cards.id;
--
-- TOC entry 1830 (class 0 OID 0)
-- Dependencies: 141
-- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
SELECT pg_catalog.setval('black_cards_id_seq', 98, true);
--
-- TOC entry 148 (class 1259 OID 16497)
-- Dependencies: 6
-- Name: card_set; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace:
--
CREATE TABLE card_set (
id integer NOT NULL,
active boolean NOT NULL,
name character varying(255),
base_deck boolean NOT NULL
);
ALTER TABLE public.card_set OWNER TO cah;
--
-- TOC entry 149 (class 1259 OID 16502)
-- Dependencies: 6
-- Name: card_set_black_card; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace:
--
CREATE TABLE card_set_black_card (
card_set_id integer NOT NULL,
black_card_id integer NOT NULL
);
ALTER TABLE public.card_set_black_card OWNER TO cah;
--
-- TOC entry 150 (class 1259 OID 16507)
-- Dependencies: 6
-- Name: card_set_white_card; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace:
--
CREATE TABLE card_set_white_card (
card_set_id integer NOT NULL,
white_card_id integer NOT NULL
);
ALTER TABLE public.card_set_white_card OWNER TO cah;
--
-- TOC entry 146 (class 1259 OID 16417)
-- Dependencies: 1801 1802 6
-- Name: white_cards; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace:
--
CREATE TABLE white_cards (
id integer NOT NULL,
text character varying(255) NOT NULL,
creator integer,
in_v1 boolean DEFAULT false NOT NULL,
in_v2 boolean DEFAULT false NOT NULL,
watermark character varying(5)
);
ALTER TABLE public.white_cards OWNER TO cah;
--
-- TOC entry 1831 (class 0 OID 0)
-- Dependencies: 146
-- Name: COLUMN white_cards.creator; Type: COMMENT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
COMMENT ON COLUMN white_cards.creator IS 'NULL for default, non-NULL for user id';
--
-- TOC entry 147 (class 1259 OID 16420)
-- Dependencies: 146 6
-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
CREATE SEQUENCE white_cards_id_seq
START WITH 1
INCREMENT BY 1
NO MINVALUE
NO MAXVALUE
CACHE 1;
ALTER TABLE public.white_cards_id_seq OWNER TO cah;
--
-- TOC entry 1832 (class 0 OID 0)
-- Dependencies: 147
-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE OWNED BY; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
ALTER SEQUENCE white_cards_id_seq OWNED BY white_cards.id;
--
-- TOC entry 1833 (class 0 OID 0)
-- Dependencies: 147
-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
SELECT pg_catalog.setval('white_cards_id_seq', 508, true);
--
-- TOC entry 1797 (class 2604 OID 16422)
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-- Name: id; Type: DEFAULT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
ALTER TABLE ONLY black_cards ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('black_cards_id_seq'::regclass);
--
-- TOC entry 1800 (class 2604 OID 16423)
-- Dependencies: 147 146
-- Name: id; Type: DEFAULT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
ALTER TABLE ONLY white_cards ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('white_cards_id_seq'::regclass);
--
-- TOC entry 1821 (class 0 OID 16399)
-- Dependencies: 140
-- Data for Name: black_cards; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
COPY black_cards (id, text, draw, pick, creator, in_v1, in_v2, watermark) FROM stdin;
16 Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? 0 1 \N t f \N
23 I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for _____. 0 1 \N t f \N
27 What's the next superhero? 0 1 \N t f \N
37 When I'm in prison, I'll have _____ smuggled in. 0 1 \N t f \N
54 After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought _____ to all the people of New Orleans. 0 1 \N t f \N
55 Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers _____. 0 1 \N t f \N
69 Life was difficult for cavemen before _____. 0 1 \N t f \N
1 Why can't I sleep at night? 0 1 \N t t \N
4 What's that smell? 0 1 \N t t \N
17 What's the next Happy Meal<61> toy? 0 1 \N t t \N
18 Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
19 It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
14 Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
78 And the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____. 0 2 \N t t \N
15 What's that sound? 0 1 \N t t \N
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12 I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
7 What is Batman's guilty pleasure? 0 1 \N t t \N
6 This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with _____ 0 1 \N t t \N
3 What's a girl's best friend? 0 1 \N t t \N
8 TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes. 0 1 \N t t \N
20 _____. That's how I want to die. 0 1 \N t t \N
79 For my next trick, I will pull _____ out of _____. 0 2 \N t t \N
21 In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time. 0 1 \N t t \N
80 _____ is a slippery slope that leads to _____. 0 2 \N t t \N
22 What does Dick Cheney prefer? 0 1 \N t t \N
24 Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
25 What's the most emo? 0 1 \N t t \N
26 In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency. 0 1 \N t t \N
81 In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _____ had really been _____ all along. 0 2 \N t t \N
28 A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
30 _____. Betcha can't have just one! 0 1 \N t t \N
82 In a world ravaged by _____, our only solace is _____. 0 2 \N t t \N
34 War! What is it good for? 0 1 \N t t \N
33 During sex, I like to think about _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
39 What are my parents hiding from me? 0 1 \N t t \N
36 What will always get you laid? 0 1 \N t t \N
38 What did I bring back from Mexico? 0 1 \N t t \N
48 What don't you want to find in your Chinese food? 0 1 \N t t \N
49 What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? 0 1 \N t t \N
50 How am I maintaining my relationship status? 0 1 \N t t \N
51 _____. It's a trap! 0 1 \N t t \N
52 Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical. 0 1 \N t t \N
84 Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _____ stuffed with _____. 0 2 \N t t \N
57 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
58 What gives me uncontrollable gas? 0 1 \N t t \N
62 What do old people smell like? 0 1 \N t t \N
61 The class field trip was completely ruined by _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
60 When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
59 What's my secret power? 0 1 \N t t \N
41 What's there a ton of in heaven? 0 1 \N t t \N
42 What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? 0 1 \N t t \N
85 I never truly understood _____ until I encountered _____. 0 2 \N t t \N
43 What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? 0 1 \N t t \N
40 What helps Obama unwind? 0 1 \N t t \N
73 What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? 0 1 \N t t \N
72 _____: Good to the last drop. 0 1 \N t t \N
76 Why am I sticky? 0 1 \N t t \N
75 What gets better with age? 0 1 \N t t \N
74 _____: kid-tested, mother-approved. 0 1 \N t t \N
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70 What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? 0 1 \N t t \N
67 Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
86 Make a haiku. 2 3 \N t t \N
68 I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
66 Why do I hurt all over? 0 1 \N t t \N
63 What am I giving up for Lent? 0 1 \N t t \N
64 In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
65 In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
45 When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
87 Lifetime<EFBFBD> presents _____, the story of _____. 0 2 \N t t \N
47 When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
88 When I was tripping on acid, _____ turned into _____. 0 2 \N t t \N
89 That's right, I killed _____. How, you ask? _____. 0 2 \N t t \N
77 What's my anti-drug? 0 1 \N t t \N
90 _____ + _____ = _____. 2 3 \N t t \N
56 What never fails to liven up the party? 0 1 \N t t \N
44 What's the new fad diet? 0 1 \N t t \N
46 Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage. 0 1 \N t t \N
31 White people like _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
32 _____. High five, bro. 0 1 \N t t \N
29 Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
35 BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
10 MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
83 In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is _____ trapped in the body of _____. 0 2 \N t f \N
13 During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
2 I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one. 0 1 \N t t \N
53 While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____. 0 1 \N t t \N
1001 test 0 1 \N f f \N
1003 Starting Canadian Black Cards 0 1 \N f f \N
1009 End Canadian Black Cards 0 1 \N f f \N
1033 end bonus misprint bonus card 0 1 \N f f \N
1044 begin First Expansion 0 1 \N f f \N
1065 end first expansion 0 1 \N f f \N
1004 O Canada, we stand on guard for ____. 0 1 \N f f CAN
1005 Air Canada guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes. 0 1 \N f f CAN
1006 In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Royal Ontario Museum has opened an interactive exhibit on ____. 0 1 \N f f CAN
1007 CTV presents ____, the story of ____. 0 2 \N f f CAN
1008 What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to succeed? 0 1 \N f f CAN
1045 He who controls ____ controls the world. 0 1 \N f f X1
1046 The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to ____. 0 1 \N f f X1
1047 Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____. 0 2 \N f f X1
1048 In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ____. 0 1 \N f f X1
1049 Science will never explain the origin of ____. 0 1 \N f f X1
1050 When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ____. 0 1 \N f f X1
1051 I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ____. 0 1 \N f f X1
1052 In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated ____. 0 1 \N f f X1
1053 An international tribunal has found ____ guilty of ____. 0 2 \N f f X1
1054 The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to ____ is a basic human right. 0 1 \N f f X1
1055 In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ____. 0 1 \N f f X1
1056 What's the gift that keeps on giving? 0 1 \N f f X1
1057 This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ____ and his wits. 0 1 \N f f X1
1058 When I pooped, what came out of my butt? 0 1 \N f f X1
1059 In the distant future, historians will agree that ____ marked the beginning of America's decline. 0 1 \N f f X1
1060 In a pinch, ____ can be a suitable substitute for ____. 0 2 \N f f X1
1061 What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? 0 1 \N f f X1
1062 Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits ____ against ____. 0 2 \N f f X1
91 Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____. 0 1 \N f t 1.2
92 Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice. 0 1 \N f t 1.2
93 What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? 0 2 \N f t 1.2
94 In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____. 0 1 \N f t 1.2
95 After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti. 0 1 \N f t 1.2
96 Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____. 0 1 \N f t 1.2
97 Step 1: _____. Step 2: _____. Step 3: Profit. 0 2 \N f t 1.2
98 Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____. 0 1 \N f t 1.2
1032 Daddy, why is Mommy crying? 0 1 \N f f B
5 _____? There's an app for that. 0 1 \N t t \N
1063 And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ____! 0 1 \N f f X1
1064 What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? 0 1 \N f f X1
1156 During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1157 ____ would be woefully incomplete without ____. 0 2 \N f f X2
1158 My new favorite porn star is Joey "____" McGee. 0 1 \N f f X2
1159 Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1160 This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1161 In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1162 The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ____, acceptance. 0 1 \N f f X2
1163 My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found ____.com/____. 0 2 \N f f X2
1164 I went from ____ to ____, all thanks to ____. 2 3 \N f f X2
1165 Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1166 This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing ____ into the bedroom." 0 1 \N f f X2
1167 Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1168 If God didn't want us to enjoy ____, he wouldn't have given us ____. 0 2 \N f f X2
1169 My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1170 After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on "More ____!" 0 1 \N f f X2
1171 I spent my whole life working toward ____, only to have it ruined by ____. 0 2 \N f f X2
1172 Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1173 Only two things in life are certain: death and ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1174 Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1175 The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1176 The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1177 Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ____. 0 1 \N f f X2
1178 Before ____, all we had was ____. 0 2 \N f f X2
1179 Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about ____ could kill you. 0 1 \N f f X2
1180 You haven't truly lived until you've experienced ____ and ____ at the same time. 0 2 \N f f X2
\.
--
-- TOC entry 1823 (class 0 OID 16497)
-- Dependencies: 148
-- Data for Name: card_set; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
COPY card_set (id, active, name, base_deck) FROM stdin;
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\.
--
-- TOC entry 1824 (class 0 OID 16502)
-- Dependencies: 149
-- Data for Name: card_set_black_card; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
COPY card_set_black_card (card_set_id, black_card_id) FROM stdin;
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\.
--
-- TOC entry 1825 (class 0 OID 16507)
-- Dependencies: 150
-- Data for Name: card_set_white_card; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah
--
COPY card_set_white_card (card_set_id, white_card_id) FROM stdin;
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282 Michelle Obama's arms. \N t t \N
124 White people. \N t t \N
393 An erection that lasts longer than four hours. \N t t \N
141 Panda sex. \N t t \N
121 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. \N t t \N
269 A middle-aged man on roller skates. \N t t \N
1 Coat hanger abortions. \N t t \N
138 Scrubbing under the folds. \N t t \N
275 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry. \N t t \N
167 The Tempur-Pedic<EFBFBD> Swedish Sleep System<EFBFBD>. \N t t \N
1146 end First Expansion \N f f \N
461 Flying sex snakes \N f t 1.2
462 MechaHitler. \N f t 1.2
463 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon. \N f t 1.2
464 Charisma. \N f t 1.2
465 Morgan Freeman's voice. \N f t 1.2
466 Breaking out into song and dance. \N f t 1.2
467 Soup that is too hot. \N f t 1.2
468 Chutzpah. \N f t 1.2
469 Unfathomable stupidity. \N f t 1.2
470 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents. \N f t 1.2
471 Boogers. \N f t 1.2
472 A Bop It<49>. \N f t 1.2
473 Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor. \N f t 1.2
474 A defective condom. \N f t 1.2
475 Teenage pregnancy. \N f t 1.2
476 Hot cheese. \N f t 1.2
477 A mopey zoo lion. \N f t 1.2
478 Shapeshifters. \N f t 1.2
479 The Care Bear Stare. \N f t 1.2
480 Erectile dysfunction. \N f t 1.2
481 The chronic. \N f t 1.2
483 "Tweeting." \N f t 1.2
484 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. \N f t 1.2
485 Nicolas Cage. \N f t 1.2
482 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine<6E>. \N f t 1.2
1110 Leveling up. \N f f X1
1111 Literally eating shit. \N f f X1
1112 Making the penises kiss. \N f f X1
1113 Media coverage. \N f f X1
1114 Medieval Times<65> Dinner & Tournament. \N f f X1
1115 Moral ambiguity. \N f f X1
1116 My machete. \N f f X1
1117 One thousand Slim Jims. \N f f X1
1118 Ominous background music. \N f f X1
1119 Overpowering your father. \N f f X1
1120 Pistol-whipping a hostage. \N f f X1
1121 Quiche. \N f f X1
1122 Quivering jowls. \N f f X1
1123 Revenge fucking. \N f f X1
1124 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart. \N f f X1
1125 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse. \N f f X1
1126 Santa Claus. \N f f X1
1127 Scrotum tickling. \N f f X1
1128 Sexual humiliation. \N f f X1
1129 Sexy Siamese twins. \N f f X1
1130 Slow motion. \N f f X1
1131 Space muffins. \N f f X1
1132 Statistically validated stereotypes. \N f f X1
1133 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease. \N f f X1
1134 The boners of the elderly. \N f f X1
1135 The economy. \N f f X1
225 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. \N t t \N
297 Public ridicule. \N t t \N
265 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. \N t t \N
218 Vehicular manslaughter. \N t t \N
267 Domino's<EFBFBD> Oreo<65> Dessert Pizza. \N t t \N
160 The token minority. \N t t \N
486 Euphoria<69> by Calvin Klein. \N f t 1.2
487 Switching to Geico<63>. \N f t 1.2
488 A gentle caress of the inner thigh. \N f t 1.2
489 Poor life choices. \N f t 1.2
490 Embryonic stem cells. \N f t 1.2
491 Customer service representatives. \N f t 1.2
492 The Little Engine That Could. \N f t 1.2
493 Lady Gaga. \N f t 1.2
494 A death ray. \N f t 1.2
495 Vigilante justice. \N f t 1.2
496 Exactly what you'd expect. \N f t 1.2
497 Natural male enhancement. \N f t 1.2
498 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes. \N f t 1.2
499 Inappropriate yodeling. \N f t 1.2
500 A homoerotic volleyball montage. \N f t 1.2
501 Actually taking candy from a baby. \N f t 1.2
502 Jibber-jabber. \N f t 1.2
503 Crystal meth. \N f t 1.2
504 My inner demons. \N f t 1.2
505 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum. \N f t 1.2
506 My vagina. \N f t 1.2
507 The Donald Trump Seal of Approval<EFBFBD>. \N f t 1.2
508 The true meaning of Christmas. \N f t 1.2
1136 The Fanta<EFBFBD> girls. \N f f X1
1137 The Gulags. \N f f X1
1138 The harsh light of day. \N f f X1
1139 The hiccups. \N f f X1
1140 The shambling corpse of Larry King. \N f f X1
1141 The four arms of Vishnu. \N f f X1
1142 Being a busy adult with many important things to do. \N f f X1
1143 Tripping balls. \N f f X1
1144 Words, words, words. \N f f X1
1145 Zeus's sexual appetites. \N f f X1
1066 A big black dick. \N f f X1
1067 A beached whale. \N f f X1
1068 A bloody pacifier. \N f f X1
1069 A crappy little hand. \N f f X1
1070 A low standard of living. \N f f X1
1071 A nuanced critique. \N f f X1
1072 Panty raids. \N f f X1
1073 A passionate Latino lover. \N f f X1
1074 A rival dojo. \N f f X1
1075 A web of lies. \N f f X1
1076 A woman scorned. \N f f X1
1077 Clams \N f f X1
1078 Apologizing. \N f f X1
1079 Appreciative snapping. \N f f X1
1080 Neil Patrick Harris. \N f f X1
1081 Beating your wives. \N f f X1
1082 Being a dinosaur. \N f f X1
1083 Shaft. \N f f X1
1217 A soulful rendition of "Ol' Man River." \N f f X2
1218 Intimacy problems. \N f f X2
1219 A sweaty, panting leather daddy. \N f f X2
1220 Spring break! \N f f X2
1221 Being awesome at sex. \N f f X2
1222 Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends." \N f f X2
1223 Another shot of morphine. \N f f X2
1226 Bullshit. \N f f X2
1227 The Google. \N f f X2
1228 Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game<6D>. \N f f X2
1229 The new Radiohead album. \N f f X2
1230 An army of skeletons. \N f f X2
1231 A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings. \N f f X2
1232 Mild autism. \N f f X2
1233 Nunchuck moves. \N f f X2
1234 Whipping a disobedient slave. \N f f X2
1235 An ether-soaked rag. \N f f X2
1236 A sweet spaceship. \N f f X2
1237 A 55-gallon drum of lube. \N f f X2
1238 Special musical guest, Cher. \N f f X2
1239 The human body. \N f f X2
1240 Boris the Soviet Love Hammer. \N f f X2
1241 The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney. \N f f X2
1242 Tiny nipples. \N f f X2
1243 Power. \N f f X2
1244 Oncoming traffic. \N f f X2
1245 A dollop of sour cream. \N f f X2
1246 A slightly shittier parallel universe. \N f f X2
1247 My first kill. \N f f X2
1248 Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content. \N f f X2
1249 Fetal alcohol syndrome. \N f f X2
1250 The day the birds attacked. \N f f X2
1251 One Ring to rule them all. \N f f X2
1252 Grandpa's ashes. \N f f X2
1253 Basic human decency. \N f f X2
1254 A Burmese tiger pit. \N f f X2
1255 Death by Steven Seagal. \N f f X2
1002 testtest \N f f \N
1031 End Canadian White Cards \N f f \N
1010 Mr. Dressup. \N f f CAN
1011 Being Canadian. \N f f CAN
1012 The Famous Five. \N f f CAN
1013 Stephen Harper. \N f f CAN
1014 The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. \N f f CAN
1015 An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker. \N f f CAN
1016 Poutine. \N f f CAN
1017 Newfies. \N f f CAN
1018 The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles. \N f f CAN
1019 Terry Fox's prosthetic leg. \N f f CAN
1020 The FLQ. \N f f CAN
1021 Canada: America's Hat. \N f f CAN
1022 Don Cherry's wardrobe. \N f f CAN
1023 Burning down the White House. \N f f CAN
1024 Heritage minutes. \N f f CAN
1025 Homo milk. \N f f CAN
1026 Naked News. \N f f CAN
1027 Syrupy sex with a maple tree. \N f f CAN
1028 Snotsicles. \N f f CAN
1029 Schmirler the Curler. \N f f CAN
1030 A Molson muscle. \N f f CAN
1181 A bigger, blacker dick. \N f f X2
1182 The mere concept of Applebee's<>. \N f f X2
1183 A sad fat dragon with no friends. \N f f X2
1184 Catastrophic urethral trauma. \N f f X2
1185 Hillary Clinton's death stare. \N f f X2
1186 Existing. \N f f X2
1187 A pi<70>ata full of scorpions. \N f f X2
1188 Mooing. \N f f X2
1189 Swiftly achieving orgasm. \N f f X2
1190 Daddy's belt. \N f f X2
1191 Double penetration. \N f f X2
1192 Weapons-grade plutonium. \N f f X2
1193 Some really fucked-up shit. \N f f X2
1194 Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife. \N f f X2
1195 Rising from the grave. \N f f X2
1196 The mixing of the races. \N f f X2
1197 Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes. \N f f X2
1198 Scrotal frostbite. \N f f X2
1199 All of this blood. \N f f X2
1200 Loki, the trickster god. \N f f X2
1201 Whining like a little bitch. \N f f X2
1202 Pumping out a baby every nine months. \N f f X2
1203 Tongue. \N f f X2
1204 Finding Waldo. \N f f X2
1205 Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots. \N f f X2
1206 Wearing an octopus for a hat. \N f f X2
1207 An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea. \N f f X2
1208 Living in a trashcan. \N f f X2
1209 The corporations. \N f f X2
1210 A magic hippie love cloud. \N f f X2
1211 Fuck Mountain. \N f f X2
1212 Survivor's guilt. \N f f X2
1213 Me. \N f f X2
1214 Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group. \N f f X2
1215 Jeff Goldblum. \N f f X2
1216 Making a friend. \N f f X2
44 German dungeon porn. \N t t \N
40 Praying the gay away. \N t t \N
63 Dying. \N t t \N
41 Same-sex ice dancing. \N t t \N
70 Dying of dysentery. \N t t \N
19 Roofies. \N t t \N
22 The Big Bang. \N t t \N
23 Amputees. \N t t \N
74 Men. \N t t \N
18 Concealing a boner. \N t t \N
87 Agriculture. \N t t \N
51 Making a pouty face. \N t t \N
98 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. \N t t \N
60 Hormone injections. \N t t \N
55 Tom Cruise. \N t t \N
56 Object permanence. \N t t \N
92 Consultants. \N t t \N
26 Being marginalized. \N t t \N
54 The profoundly handicapped. \N t t \N
96 Party poopers. \N t t \N
48 Nickelback. \N t t \N
7 Doing the right thing. \N t t \N
65 The invisible hand. \N t t \N
49 Heteronormativity. \N t t \N
29 Cuddling. \N t t \N
84 Raptor attacks. \N t t \N
38 Fear itself. \N t t \N
91 Sniffing glue. \N t t \N
58 An icepick lobotomy. \N t t \N
109 Being rich. \N t t \N
79 The clitoris. \N t t \N
71 Sexy pillow fights. \N t t \N
105 Michael Jackson. \N t t \N
101 Sexting. \N t t \N
33 Horse meat. \N t t \N
8 Hunting accidents. \N t f \N
9 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette. \N t f \N
15 Abstinence. \N t f \N
17 Mountain Dew Code Red. \N t f \N
21 Tweeting. \N t f \N
43 Making sex at her. \N t f \N
64 Stunt doubles. \N t f \N
69 Flavored condoms. \N t f \N
100 Heath Ledger. \N t f \N
110 Muzzy. \N t f \N
97 Sunshine and rainbows. \N t t \N
68 Flash flooding. \N t t \N
57 Goblins. \N t t \N
13 Spectacular abs. \N t t \N
72 The Three-Fifths compromise. \N t t \N
4 Vigorous jazz hands. \N t t \N
106 Skeletor. \N t t \N
80 Vikings. \N t t \N
34 Genital piercings. \N t t \N
11 Viagra<72>. \N t t \N
67 A really cool hat. \N t t \N
102 An Oedipus complex. \N t t \N
82 The Underground Railroad. \N t t \N
77 Heartwarming orphans. \N t t \N
47 Cheating in the Special Olympics. \N t t \N
108 Sharing needles. \N t t \N
46 Ethnic cleansing. \N t t \N
103 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. \N t t \N
93 My humps. \N t t \N
10 The violation of our most basic human rights. \N t t \N
35 Fingering. \N t t \N
53 The placenta. \N t t \N
5 Flightless birds. \N t t \N
37 Stranger danger. \N t t \N
107 Chivalry. \N t t \N
76 Sean Penn. \N t t \N
73 A sad handjob. \N t t \N
66 Jew-fros. \N t t \N
12 Self-loathing. \N t t \N
61 A falcon with a cap on its head. \N t t \N
75 Historically black colleges. \N t t \N
30 Aaron Burr. \N t t \N
25 Former President George W. Bush. \N t t \N
94 Geese. \N t t \N
99 Mutually-assured destruction. \N t t \N
88 Bling. \N t t \N
27 Smegma. \N t t \N
90 The South. \N t t \N
83 Pretending to care. \N t t \N
59 Arnold Schwarzenegger. \N t t \N
20 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts. \N t t \N
104 A sausage festival. \N t t \N
62 Foreskin. \N t t \N
95 Being a dick to children. \N t t \N
52 Chainsaws for hands. \N t t \N
86 A Gypsy curse. \N t t \N
31 The Pope. \N t t \N
16 A balanced breakfast. \N t t \N
36 Elderly Japanese men. \N t t \N
6 Pictures of boobs. \N t t \N
39 Science. \N t t \N
32 A bleached asshole. \N t t \N
3 Autocannibalism. \N t t \N
50 William Shatner. \N t t \N
85 A micropenis. \N t t \N
78 Waterboarding. \N t t \N
45 Bingeing and purging. \N t t \N
89 A clandestine butt scratch. \N t t \N
2 Man meat. \N t t \N
28 Laying an egg. \N t t \N
14 An honest cop with nothing left to lose. \N t t \N
42 The terrorists. \N t t \N
81 Friends who eat all the snacks. \N t t \N
1043 end misprint bonus card \N f f \N
1034 A bitch slap. \N f f B
1035 One trillion dollars. \N f f B
1036 Chunks of dead prostitute. \N f f B
1037 The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir. \N f f B
1038 The female orgasm. \N f f B
1039 Extremely tight pants. \N f f B
1040 Stormtroopers. \N f f B
1041 The Boy Scouts of America. \N f f B
1042 Throwing a virgin into a volcano. \N f f B
120 Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers. \N t f \N
123 Letting yourself go. \N t f \N
130 Twinkies<65>. \N t f \N
131 A LAN party. \N t f \N
133 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato. \N t f \N
143 Will Smith. \N t f \N
156 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. \N t f \N
158 Dave Matthews Band. \N t f \N
164 Substitute teachers. \N t f \N
177 Garth Brooks. \N t f \N
188 Keeping Christ in Christmas. \N t f \N
190 That one gay Teletubby. \N t f \N
216 Passive-agression. \N t f \N
247 A neglected Tamagotchi<68>. \N t f \N
248 The People's Elbow. \N t f \N
230 Guys who don't call. \N t t \N
152 AIDS. \N t t \N
187 The Rapture. \N t t \N
244 Eugenics. \N t t \N
181 Taking off your shirt. \N t t \N
139 A drive-by shooting. \N t t \N
217 Ronald Reagan. \N t t \N
195 Jewish fraternities. \N t t \N
198 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99. \N t t \N
233 Scalping. \N t t \N
196 Edible underpants. \N t t \N
154 Figgy pudding. \N t t \N
240 Intelligent design. \N t t \N
207 Nocturnal emissions. \N t t \N
119 Uppercuts. \N t t \N
180 The American Dream. \N t t \N
226 Testicular torsion. \N t t \N
201 The folly of man. \N t t \N
153 The KKK. \N t t \N
241 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge. \N t t \N
237 Saxophone solos. \N t t \N
200 That thing that electrocutes your abs. \N t t \N
176 Oversized lollipops. \N t t \N
161 Friends with benefits. \N t t \N
137 Teaching a robot to love. \N t t \N
205 Me time. \N t t \N
250 The heart of a child. \N t t \N
252 Smallpox blankets. \N t t \N
127 Yeast. \N t t \N
214 Full frontal nudity. \N t t \N
175 Authentic Mexican cuisine. \N t t \N
253 Licking things to claim them as your own. \N t t \N
174 Genghis Khan. \N t t \N
209 The hardworking Mexican. \N t t \N
189 RoboCop. \N t t \N
112 Spontaneous human combustion. \N t t \N
128 Natural selection. \N t t \N
245 A good sniff. \N t t \N
212 Nipple blades. \N t t \N
126 Leaving an awkward voicemail. \N t t \N
213 Assless chaps. \N t t \N
191 Sweet, sweet vengeance. \N t t \N
243 Keg stands. \N t t \N
232 Darth Vader. \N t t \N
114 Necrophilia. \N t t \N
144 Toni Morrison's vagina. \N t t \N
159 Preteens. \N t t \N
185 A cooler full of organs. \N t t \N
178 Keanu Reeves. \N t t \N
166 A thermonuclear detonation. \N t t \N
186 A moment of silence. \N t t \N
142 Catapults. \N t t \N
118 Emotions. \N t t \N
151 Balls. \N t t \N
234 Homeless people. \N t t \N
173 Old-people smell. \N t t \N
117 Farting and walking away. \N t t \N
206 The inevitable heat death of the universe. \N t t \N
24 The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. \N t t \N
136 Sperm whales. \N t t \N
204 A murder most foul. \N t t \N
208 Daddy issues. \N t t \N
199 Britney Spears at 55. \N t t \N
210 Natalie Portman. \N t t \N
223 The Holy Bible. \N t t \N
229 Hot Pockets<74>. \N t t \N
220 Pulling out. \N t t \N
163 Pixelated bukkake. \N t t \N
168 Waiting 'til marriage. \N t t \N
235 The World of Warcraft. \N t t \N
116 Global warming. \N t t \N
224 World peace. \N t t \N
170 A can of whoop-ass. \N t t \N
148 A zesty breakfast burrito. \N t t \N
221 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic. \N t t \N
146 Land mines. \N t t \N
113 College. \N t t \N
228 A time travel paradox. \N t t \N
155 Seppuku. \N t t \N
211 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. \N t t \N
149 Christopher Walken. \N t t \N
236 Gloryholes. \N t t \N
169 A tiny horse. \N t t \N
184 Child abuse. \N t t \N
219 Menstruation. \N t t \N
135 A sassy black woman. \N t t \N
162 Re-gifting. \N t t \N
122 Penis envy. \N t t \N
179 Drinking alone. \N t t \N
215 Hulk Hogan. \N t t \N
145 Five-Dollar Footlongs<67>. \N t t \N
140 Whipping it out. \N t t \N
171 Dental dams. \N t t \N
157 Gandhi. \N t t \N
239 God. \N t t \N
150 Friction. \N t t \N
147 A sea of troubles. \N t t \N
197 Poor people. \N t t \N
183 Flesh-eating bacteria. \N t t \N
125 Dick Cheney. \N t t \N
246 Lockjaw. \N t t \N
165 Take-backsies. \N t t \N
132 Opposable thumbs. \N t t \N
222 The homosexual agenda. \N t t \N
202 Fiery poops. \N t t \N
203 Cards Against Humanity. \N t t \N
192 Fancy Feast<73>. \N t t \N
238 Sean Connery. \N t t \N
227 The milk man. \N t t \N
115 The Chinese gymnastics team. \N t t \N
231 Eating the last known bison. \N t t \N
134 Soiling oneself. \N t t \N
182 Giving 110%. \N t t \N
242 Friendly fire. \N t t \N
111 Count Chocula. \N t t \N
172 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell. \N t t \N
251 Seduction. \N t t \N
194 Being a motherfucking sorcerer. \N t t \N
264 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music. \N t f \N
273 Douchebags on their iPhones. \N t f \N
281 The deformed. \N t f \N
285 Donald Trump. \N t f \N
288 This answer is postmodern. \N t f \N
301 African children. \N t f \N
307 Have some more kugel. \N t f \N
310 Crippling debt. \N t f \N
313 Shorties and blunts. \N t f \N
328 (I am doing Kegels right now.) \N t f \N
331 Bestiality. \N t f \N
333 Drum circles. \N t f \N
338 Inappropriate yelling. \N t f \N
341 The Thong Song. \N t f \N
342 A vajazzled vagina. \N t f \N
350 Sobbing into a Hungry-Man<61> Frozen Dinner. \N t f \N
353 Ring Pops<70>. \N t f \N
363 Tiger Woods. \N t f \N
371 PCP. \N t f \N
383 Mr. Snuffleupagus. \N t f \N
394 A disappointing birthday party. \N t t \N
319 Puppies! \N t t \N
308 A windmill full of corpses. \N t t \N
340 Being on fire. \N t t \N
372 A lifetime of sadness. \N t t \N
258 Pterodactyl eggs. \N t t \N
289 Crumpets with the Queen. \N t t \N
344 Exchanging pleasantries. \N t t \N
276 Republicans. \N t t \N
321 Kim Jong-il. \N t t \N
366 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards. \N t t \N
254 A salty surprise. \N t t \N
330 The Jews. \N t t \N
324 Incest. \N t t \N
284 The <20>bermensch. \N t t \N
391 Nazis. \N t t \N
292 Repression. \N t t \N
287 Attitude. \N t t \N
361 Passable transvestites. \N t t \N
395 Puberty. \N t t \N
374 Swooping. \N t t \N
311 Adderall<6C>. \N t t \N
379 A look-see. \N t t \N
348 Lactation. \N t t \N
266 Pabst Blue Ribbon. \N t t \N
357 The gays. \N t t \N
278 A foul mouth. \N t t \N
377 A hot mess. \N t t \N
268 My collection of high-tech sex toys. \N t t \N
318 Bees? \N t t \N
388 Getting drunk on mouthwash. \N t t \N
277 The glass ceiling. \N t t \N
286 Sarah Palin. \N t t \N
291 Team-building exercises. \N t t \N
290 Frolicking. \N t t \N
380 Not giving a shit about the Third World. \N t t \N
345 My relationship status. \N t t \N
384 Barack Obama. \N t t \N
302 Mouth herpes. \N t t \N
386 Wiping her butt. \N t t \N
263 Pedophiles. \N t t \N
373 Doin' it in the butt. \N t t \N
347 Being fabulous. \N t t \N
389 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. \N t t \N
294 A bag of magic beans. \N t t \N
296 Dead parents. \N t t \N
257 My sex life. \N t t \N
343 Riding off into the sunset. \N t t \N
364 Dick fingers. \N t t \N
362 The Virginia Tech Massacre. \N t t \N
387 Queefing. \N t t \N
339 Tangled Slinkys. \N t t \N
337 Civilian casualties. \N t t \N
316 Leprosy. \N t t \N
325 Grave robbing. \N t t \N
376 Tentacle porn. \N t t \N
304 Bill Nye the Science Guy. \N t t \N
370 New Age music. \N t t \N
261 72 virgins. \N t t \N
322 Hope. \N t t \N
314 Passing a kidney stone. \N t t \N
299 A mime having a stroke. \N t t \N
368 Classist undertones. \N t t \N
298 A mating display. \N t t \N
382 The Kool-Aid Man. \N t t \N
349 Not reciprocating oral sex. \N t t \N
352 Date rape. \N t t \N
306 Italians. \N t t \N
256 My soul. \N t t \N
354 GoGurt<72>. \N t t \N
312 A stray pube. \N t t \N
279 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. \N t t \N
280 Getting really high. \N t t \N
378 Too much hair gel. \N t t \N
303 Overcompensation. \N t t \N
272 Free samples. \N t t \N
346 Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. \N t t \N
271 Half-assed foreplay. \N t t \N
283 Explosions. \N t t \N
392 White privilege. \N t t \N
293 Road head. \N t t \N
255 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. \N t t \N
323 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. \N t t \N
355 Judge Judy. \N t t \N
259 Altar boys. \N t t \N
358 Scientology. \N t t \N
329 Justin Bieber. \N t t \N
327 Alcoholism. \N t t \N
351 My genitals. \N t t \N
332 Winking at old people. \N t t \N
385 Golden showers. \N t t \N
365 Racism. \N t t \N
336 Auschwitz. \N t t \N
262 Raping and pillaging. \N t t \N
334 Kids with ass cancer. \N t t \N
274 Hurricane Katrina. \N t t \N
356 Lumberjack fantasies. \N t t \N
381 American Gladiators. \N t t \N
295 An asymmetric boob job. \N t t \N
326 Asians who aren't good at math. \N t t \N
335 Loose lips. \N t t \N
270 The Blood of Christ. \N t t \N
317 A brain tumor. \N t t \N
315 Prancing. \N t t \N
375 The Hamburglar. \N t t \N
360 Police brutality. \N t t \N
260 Forgetting the Alamo. \N t t \N
369 Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars. \N t t \N
359 Estrogen. \N t t \N
390 A robust mongoloid. \N t t \N
309 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II. \N t t \N
193 Pooping back and forth. Forever. \N t t \N
320 Cockfights. \N t t \N
305 Bitches. \N t t \N
300 Stephen Hawking talking dirty. \N t t \N
403 Those times when you get sand in your vagina. \N t f \N
424 Faith healing. \N t f \N
428 Impotence. \N t f \N
454 Bananas in Pajamas. \N t f \N
399 Getting so angry that you pop a boner. \N t t \N
414 Tasteful sideboob. \N t t \N
396 Two midgets shitting into a bucket. \N t t \N
406 Racially-biased SAT questions. \N t t \N
449 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook. \N t t \N
398 The forbidden fruit. \N t t \N
459 Anal beads. \N t t \N
367 Surprise sex! \N t t \N
426 Dead babies. \N t t \N
129 Masturbation. \N t t \N
452 The Hustle. \N t t \N
404 A Super Soaker<65> full of cat pee. \N t t \N
409 Obesity. \N t t \N
429 Child beauty pageants. \N t t \N
422 Goats eating coins. \N t t \N
457 Kamikaze pilots. \N t t \N
443 Powerful thighs. \N t t \N
450 A big hoopla about nothing. \N t t \N
433 Women's suffrage. \N t t \N
442 John Wilkes Booth. \N t t \N
425 Parting the Red Sea. \N t t \N
435 Harry Potter erotica. \N t t \N
416 Grandma. \N t t \N
407 Porn stars. \N t t \N
423 A monkey smoking a cigar. \N t t \N
439 Mathletes. \N t t \N
437 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. \N t t \N
434 Children on leashes. \N t t \N
445 Multiple stab wounds. \N t t \N
411 Oompa-Loompas. \N t t \N
451 Peeing a little bit. \N t t \N
421 The miracle of childbirth. \N t t \N
448 Another goddamn vampire movie. \N t t \N
460 The Make-A-Wish<73> Foundation. \N t t \N
455 Active listening. \N t t \N
402 A gassy antelope. \N t t \N
412 BATMAN!!! \N t t \N
413 Black people. \N t t \N
447 Serfdom. \N t t \N
440 Lunchables<65>. \N t t \N
418 The Trail of Tears. \N t t \N
453 Ghosts. \N t t \N
436 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. \N t t \N
420 Finger painting. \N t t \N
249 Robert Downey, Jr. \N t t \N
405 Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him). \N t t \N
419 Famine. \N t t \N
431 AXE Body Spray. \N t t \N
458 The Force. \N t t \N
446 Cybernetic enhancements. \N t t \N
444 Mr. Clean, right behind you. \N t t \N
401 Third base. \N t t \N
438 Dwarf tossing. \N t t \N
408 A fetus. \N t t \N
441 Women in yogurt commercials. \N t t \N
417 Copping a feel. \N t t \N
400 Sexual tension. \N t t \N
456 Dry heaving. \N t t \N
430 Centaurs. \N t t \N
397 Wifely duties. \N t t \N
415 Hot people. \N t t \N
432 Kanye West. \N t t \N
427 The Amish. \N t t \N
410 When you fart and a little bit comes out. \N t t \N
1084 Bosnian chicken farmers. \N f f X1
1085 Nubile slave boys. \N f f X1
1086 Carnies. \N f f X1
1087 Coughing into a vagina. \N f f X1
1088 Suicidal thoughts. \N f f X1
1089 Dancing with a broom. \N f f X1
1090 Deflowering the princess. \N f f X1
1091 Dorito breath. \N f f X1
1092 Eating an albino. \N f f X1
1093 Enormous Scandinavian women. \N f f X1
1094 Fabricating statistics. \N f f X1
1095 Finding a skeleton. \N f f X1
1096 Gandalf. \N f f X1
1097 Genetically engineered super-soldiers. \N f f X1
1098 George Clooney's musk. \N f f X1
1099 Getting abducted by Peter Pan. \N f f X1
1100 Getting in her pants, politely. \N f f X1
1101 Gladiatorial combat. \N f f X1
1102 Good grammar. \N f f X1
1103 Hipsters. \N f f X1
1104 Historical revisionism. \N f f X1
1105 Insatiable bloodlust. \N f f X1
1106 Jafar. \N f f X1
1107 Jean-Claude Van Damme. \N f f X1
1108 Just the tip. \N f f X1
1109 Mad hacky-sack skills. \N f f X1
1224 Beefin' over turf. \N f f X2
1225 A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles. \N f f X2
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-- TOC entry 1820 (class 2606 OID 16527)
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-- Name: fkc2487272bfd29b4d; Type: FK CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_white_card
ADD CONSTRAINT fkc2487272bfd29b4d FOREIGN KEY (white_card_id) REFERENCES white_cards(id);
-- Completed on 2012-09-09 22:06:38
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-- PostgreSQL database dump complete
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