795 lines
23 KiB
SQL
795 lines
23 KiB
SQL
-- Cards Against Humanity cards by Andy Janata is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
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-- Based on a work at www.cardsagainsthumanity.com.
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-- For more information, see http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/
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-- This file contains the Black Cards and White Cards for Cards Against Humanity, as a script for importing into PostgreSQL. There should be a user named cah.
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--
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-- PostgreSQL database dump
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--
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SET statement_timeout = 0;
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SET client_encoding = 'UTF8';
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SET standard_conforming_strings = off;
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SET check_function_bodies = false;
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SET client_min_messages = warning;
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SET escape_string_warning = off;
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--
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-- Name: cah; Type: DATABASE; Schema: -; Owner: cah
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--
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CREATE DATABASE cah WITH TEMPLATE = template0 ENCODING = 'UTF8' LC_COLLATE = 'C' LC_CTYPE = 'C';
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ALTER DATABASE cah OWNER TO cah;
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\connect cah
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SET statement_timeout = 0;
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SET client_encoding = 'UTF8';
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SET standard_conforming_strings = off;
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SET check_function_bodies = false;
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SET client_min_messages = warning;
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SET escape_string_warning = off;
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SET search_path = public, pg_catalog;
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SET default_tablespace = '';
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SET default_with_oids = false;
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--
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-- Name: black_cards; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace:
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--
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CREATE TABLE black_cards (
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id integer NOT NULL,
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text character varying(255) NOT NULL,
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draw smallint DEFAULT 0,
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pick smallint DEFAULT 1,
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creator integer
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);
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ALTER TABLE public.black_cards OWNER TO cah;
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--
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-- Name: COLUMN black_cards.creator; Type: COMMENT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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COMMENT ON COLUMN black_cards.creator IS 'NULL for default card, non-NULL for user id';
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--
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-- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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CREATE SEQUENCE black_cards_id_seq
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START WITH 1
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INCREMENT BY 1
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NO MAXVALUE
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NO MINVALUE
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CACHE 1;
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ALTER TABLE public.black_cards_id_seq OWNER TO cah;
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--
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-- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE OWNED BY; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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ALTER SEQUENCE black_cards_id_seq OWNED BY black_cards.id;
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--
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-- Name: black_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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SELECT pg_catalog.setval('black_cards_id_seq', 90, true);
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--
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-- Name: hibernate_sequence; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: postgres
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--
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CREATE SEQUENCE hibernate_sequence
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START WITH 1
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INCREMENT BY 1
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NO MAXVALUE
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NO MINVALUE
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CACHE 1;
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ALTER TABLE public.hibernate_sequence OWNER TO postgres;
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--
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-- Name: hibernate_sequence; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: postgres
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--
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SELECT pg_catalog.setval('hibernate_sequence', 3, true);
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--
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-- Name: white_cards; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: cah; Tablespace:
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--
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CREATE TABLE white_cards (
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id integer NOT NULL,
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text character varying(255) NOT NULL,
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creator integer
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);
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ALTER TABLE public.white_cards OWNER TO cah;
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--
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-- Name: COLUMN white_cards.creator; Type: COMMENT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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COMMENT ON COLUMN white_cards.creator IS 'NULL for default, non-NULL for user id';
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--
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-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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CREATE SEQUENCE white_cards_id_seq
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START WITH 1
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INCREMENT BY 1
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NO MAXVALUE
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NO MINVALUE
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CACHE 1;
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ALTER TABLE public.white_cards_id_seq OWNER TO cah;
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--
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-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE OWNED BY; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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ALTER SEQUENCE white_cards_id_seq OWNED BY white_cards.id;
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--
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-- Name: white_cards_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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SELECT pg_catalog.setval('white_cards_id_seq', 460, true);
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--
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-- Name: id; Type: DEFAULT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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ALTER TABLE black_cards ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('black_cards_id_seq'::regclass);
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--
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-- Name: id; Type: DEFAULT; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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ALTER TABLE white_cards ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('white_cards_id_seq'::regclass);
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--
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-- Data for Name: black_cards; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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COPY black_cards (id, text, draw, pick, creator) FROM stdin;
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1 Why can't I sleep at night? 0 1 \N
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2 I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one 0 1 \N
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3 What's a girl's best friend? 0 1 \N
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4 What's that smell? 0 1 \N
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5 _____? There's an app for that 0 1 \N
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7 What is Batman's guilty pleasure? 0 1 \N
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8 TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes. 0 1 \N
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9 What ended my last relationship? 0 1 \N
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10 MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____ 0 1 \N
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11 I drink to forget _____ 0 1 \N
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12 I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____. 0 1 \N
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13 During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____. 0 1 \N
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14 Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____. 0 1 \N
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15 What's that sound? 0 1 \N
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16 Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? 0 1 \N
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17 What's the next Happy Meal® toy? 0 1 \N
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18 Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _____. 0 1 \N
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19 It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____. 0 1 \N
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20 _____. That's how I want to die. 0 1 \N
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21 In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time. 0 1 \N
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22 What does Dick Cheney prefer? 0 1 \N
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23 I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for _____. 0 1 \N
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24 Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____. 0 1 \N
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25 What's the most emo? 0 1 \N
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26 In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency. 0 1 \N
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27 What's the next superhero? 0 1 \N
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28 A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____. 0 1 \N
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29 Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____. 0 1 \N
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30 _____. Betcha can't have just one! 0 1 \N
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31 White people like _____. 0 1 \N
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32 _____. High five, bro. 0 1 \N
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33 During sex, I like to think about _____. 0 1 \N
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34 War! What is it good for? 0 1 \N
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35 BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _____. 0 1 \N
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36 What will always get you laid? 0 1 \N
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37 When I'm in prison, I'll have _____ smuggled in. 0 1 \N
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38 What did I bring back from Mexico? 0 1 \N
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39 What are my parents hiding from me? 0 1 \N
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40 What helps Obama unwind? 0 1 \N
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41 What's there a ton of in heaven? 0 1 \N
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42 What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? 0 1 \N
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43 The US has begun airdropping _____ to the children of Afghanistan. 0 1 \N
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44 What's the new fad diet? 0 1 \N
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45 When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____. 0 1 \N
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46 Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage. 0 1 \N
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47 When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____. 0 1 \N
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48 What don't you want to find in your Chinese food? 0 1 \N
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49 What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? 0 1 \N
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50 How am I maintaining my relationship status? 0 1 \N
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51 _____. It's a trap! 0 1 \N
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52 Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical. 0 1 \N
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53 While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____. 0 1 \N
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54 After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought _____ to all the people of New Orleans. 0 1 \N
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55 Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers _____. 0 1 \N
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56 What never fails to liven up the party? 0 1 \N
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57 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____. 0 1 \N
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58 What gives me uncontrollable gas? 0 1 \N
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59 What's my secret power? 0 1 \N
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60 When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of _____. 0 1 \N
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61 The class field trip was completely ruined by _____. 0 1 \N
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62 What do old people smell like? 0 1 \N
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63 What am I giving up for lent? 0 1 \N
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64 In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _____. 0 1 \N
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65 In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____. 0 1 \N
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66 Why do I hurt all over? 0 1 \N
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67 Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _____. 0 1 \N
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68 I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____. 0 1 \N
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69 Life was difficult for cavemen before _____. 0 1 \N
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70 What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? 0 1 \N
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71 What's the crustiest? 0 1 \N
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72 _____: Good to the last drop. 0 1 \N
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73 What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? 0 1 \N
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74 _____: Kid-tested, Mother-approved 0 1 \N
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75 What gets better with age? 0 1 \N
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76 Why am I sticky? 0 1 \N
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77 What's my anti-drug? 0 1 \N
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86 Make a haiku. 2 3 \N
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78 And the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____. 0 2 \N
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89 That's right, I killed _____. How, you ask? _____. 0 2 \N
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79 For my next trick, I will pull _____ out of _____. 0 2 \N
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80 _____ is a slippery slope that leads to _____. 0 2 \N
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83 In his new summer comedy, Rob Scheider is _____ trapped in the body of _____. 0 2 \N
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85 I never truly understood _____ until I encountered _____. 0 2 \N
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87 Lifetime® presents _____, the story of _____. 0 2 \N
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88 When I was tripping on acid, _____ turned into _____. 0 2 \N
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6 This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with _____ 0 1 \N
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84 Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _____ stuffed with _____. 0 2 \N
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82 In a world ravaged by _____, our only solace is _____. 0 2 \N
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90 _____ + _____ = _____ 2 3 \N
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81 In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _____ had really been _____ all along. 0 2 \N
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\.
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--
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-- Data for Name: white_cards; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: cah
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--
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COPY white_cards (id, text, creator) FROM stdin;
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1 Coat hanger abortions. \N
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2 Man meat. \N
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3 Autocannibalism. \N
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4 Vigorous jazz hands. \N
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5 Flightless birds. \N
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6 Pictures of boobs. \N
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7 Doing the right thing. \N
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8 Hunting accidents. \N
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9 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette. \N
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10 The violation of our most basic human rights. \N
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11 Viagra®. \N
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12 Self-loathing. \N
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13 Spectacular abs. \N
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14 An honest cop with nothing left to lose. \N
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15 Abstinence. \N
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16 A balanced breakfast. \N
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17 Mountain Dew Code Red. \N
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18 Concealing a boner. \N
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19 Roofies. \N
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20 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts. \N
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21 Tweeting. \N
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22 The Big Bang. \N
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23 Amputees. \N
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25 Former President George W. Bush. \N
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26 Being marginalized. \N
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27 Smegma. \N
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28 Laying an egg. \N
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29 Cuddling. \N
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30 Aaron Burr. \N
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31 The Pope. \N
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32 A bleached asshole. \N
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33 Horse meat. \N
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34 Genital piercings. \N
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35 Fingering. \N
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36 Elderly Japanese men. \N
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37 Stranger danger. \N
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38 Fear itself. \N
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39 Science. \N
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40 Praying the gay away. \N
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41 Same-sex ice dancing. \N
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42 The terrorists. \N
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43 Making sex at her. \N
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44 German dungeon porn. \N
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45 Bingeing and purging. \N
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46 Ethnic cleansing. \N
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47 Cheating in the Special Olympics. \N
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48 Nickelback. \N
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49 Heteronormativity. \N
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50 William Shatner. \N
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51 Making a pouty face. \N
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52 Chainsaws for hands. \N
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53 The placenta. \N
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54 The profoundly handicapped. \N
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55 Tom Cruise. \N
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56 Object permanence. \N
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57 Goblins. \N
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58 An icepick lobotomy. \N
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59 Arnold Schwarzenegger. \N
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60 Hormone injections. \N
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61 A falcon with a cap on its head. \N
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62 Foreskin. \N
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63 Dying. \N
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64 Stunt doubles. \N
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65 The invisible hand. \N
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66 Jew-fros. \N
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67 A really cool hat. \N
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68 Flash flooding. \N
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69 Flavored condoms. \N
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70 Dying of dysentery. \N
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71 Sexy pillow fights. \N
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72 The Three-Fifths compromise. \N
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73 A sad handjob. \N
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74 Men. \N
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75 Historically black colleges. \N
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76 Sean Penn. \N
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77 Heartwarming orphans. \N
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78 Waterboarding. \N
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79 The clitoris. \N
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80 Vikings. \N
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81 Friends who eat all the snacks. \N
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82 The Underground Railroad. \N
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83 Pretending to care. \N
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84 Raptor attacks. \N
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85 A micropenis. \N
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86 A Gypsy curse. \N
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87 Agriculture. \N
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88 Bling. \N
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89 A clandestine butt scratch. \N
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90 The South. \N
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91 Sniffing glue. \N
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92 Consultants. \N
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93 My humps. \N
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94 Geese. \N
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95 Being a dick to children. \N
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96 Party poopers. \N
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97 Sunshine and rainbows. \N
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98 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. \N
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99 Mutually-assured destruction. \N
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100 Heath Ledger. \N
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101 Sexting. \N
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102 An Oedipus complex. \N
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103 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. \N
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104 A sausage festival. \N
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105 Michael Jackson. \N
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106 Skeletor. \N
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107 Chivalry. \N
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108 Sharing needles. \N
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109 Being rich. \N
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110 Muzzy. \N
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111 Count Chocula. \N
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112 Spontaneous human combustion. \N
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113 College. \N
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114 Necrophilia. \N
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115 The Chinese gymnastics team. \N
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116 Global warming. \N
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117 Farting and walking away. \N
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118 Emotions. \N
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119 Uppercuts. \N
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120 Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers. \N
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121 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. \N
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122 Penis envy. \N
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123 Letting yourself go. \N
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124 White people. \N
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125 Dick Cheney. \N
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126 Leaving an awkward voicemail. \N
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127 Yeast. \N
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128 Natural selection. \N
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130 Twinkies®. \N
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131 A LAN party. \N
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132 Opposable thumbs. \N
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133 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato. \N
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134 Soiling oneself. \N
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135 A sassy black woman. \N
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136 Sperm whales. \N
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137 Teaching a robot to love. \N
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138 Scrubbing under the folds. \N
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139 A drive-by shooting. \N
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140 Whipping it out. \N
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141 Panda sex. \N
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142 Catapults. \N
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143 Will Smith. \N
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144 Toni Morrison's vagina. \N
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145 Five-Dollar Foot-longs™. \N
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146 Land mines. \N
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147 A sea of troubles. \N
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148 A zesty breakfast burrito. \N
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24 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. \N
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149 Christopher Walken. \N
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150 Friction. \N
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151 Balls. \N
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152 AIDS. \N
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153 The KKK. \N
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154 Figgy pudding. \N
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155 Seppuku. \N
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156 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. \N
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157 Gandhi. \N
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158 Dave Matthews Band. \N
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159 Preteens. \N
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160 The token minority. \N
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161 Friends with benefits. \N
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162 Re-gifting. \N
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163 Pixelated bukkake. \N
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164 Substitute teachers. \N
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165 Take-backsies. \N
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166 A thermonuclear detonation. \N
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167 The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™. \N
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168 Waiting 'til marriage. \N
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169 A tiny horse. \N
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170 A can of whoop-ass. \N
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171 Dental dams. \N
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172 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell. \N
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173 Old-people smell. \N
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174 Genghis Khan. \N
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175 Authentic Mexican cuisine. \N
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176 Oversized lollipops. \N
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177 Garth Brooks. \N
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178 Keanu Reeves. \N
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179 Drinking alone. \N
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180 The American Dream. \N
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181 Taking off your shirt. \N
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182 Giving 110%. \N
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183 Flesh-eating bacteria. \N
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184 Child abuse. \N
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185 A cooler full of organs. \N
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186 A moment of silence. \N
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187 The Rapture. \N
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188 Keeping Christ in Christmas. \N
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189 RoboCop. \N
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190 That one gay Teletubby. \N
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191 Sweet, sweet vengeance. \N
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192 Fancy Feast®. \N
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194 Being a motherfucking sorceror. \N
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195 Jewish fraternities. \N
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196 Edible underpants. \N
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197 Poor people. \N
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198 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99. \N
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199 Britney Spears at 55. \N
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200 That thing that electrocutes your abs. \N
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201 The folly of man. \N
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202 Fiery poops. \N
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203 Cards Against Humanity. \N
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204 A murder most foul. \N
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205 Me time. \N
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206 The inevitable heat death of the universe. \N
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207 Nocturnal emissions. \N
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208 Daddy issues. \N
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209 The hardworking Mexican. \N
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210 Natalie Portman. \N
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211 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. \N
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212 Nipple blades. \N
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213 Assless chaps. \N
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214 Full frontal nudity. \N
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215 Hulk Hogan. \N
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216 Passive-agression. \N
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217 Ronald Reagan. \N
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218 Vehicular manslaughter. \N
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219 Menstruation. \N
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220 Pulling out. \N
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221 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic. \N
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222 The homosexual agenda. \N
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223 The Holy Bible. \N
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224 World peace. \N
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225 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. \N
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226 Testicular torsion. \N
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227 The milk man. \N
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228 A time-travel paradox. \N
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229 Hot Pockets®. \N
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230 Guys who don't call. \N
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231 Eating the last known bison. \N
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232 Darth Vader. \N
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233 Scalping. \N
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234 Homeless people. \N
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235 The World of Warcraft. \N
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236 Gloryholes. \N
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237 Saxophone solos. \N
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238 Sean Connery. \N
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239 God. \N
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240 Intelligent design. \N
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241 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge. \N
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242 Friendly fire. \N
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243 Keg stands. \N
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244 Eugenics. \N
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245 A good sniff. \N
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246 Lockjaw. \N
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247 A neglected Tamagotchi™. \N
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248 The People's Elbow. \N
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250 The heart of a child. \N
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251 Seduction. \N
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252 Smallpox blankets. \N
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253 Licking things to claim them as your own. \N
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254 A salty surprise. \N
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255 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. \N
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256 My soul. \N
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257 My sex life. \N
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258 Pterodactyl eggs. \N
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259 Altar boys. \N
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260 Forgetting the Alamo. \N
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261 72 virgins. \N
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262 Raping and pillaging. \N
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263 Pedophiles. \N
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264 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music. \N
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265 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. \N
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266 Pabst Blue Ribbon. \N
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267 Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza. \N
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268 My collection of high-tech sex toys. \N
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269 A middle-aged man on roller skates. \N
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270 The Blood of Christ. \N
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271 Half-assed foreplay. \N
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272 Free samples. \N
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273 Douchebags on their iPhones. \N
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274 Hurricane Katrina. \N
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275 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry. \N
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276 Republicans. \N
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277 The glass ceiling. \N
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278 A foul mouth. \N
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279 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. \N
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280 Getting really high. \N
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281 The deformed. \N
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282 Michelle Obama's arms. \N
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283 Explosions. \N
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284 The Übermensch. \N
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285 Donald Trump. \N
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286 Sarah Palin. \N
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287 Attitude. \N
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288 This answer is postmodern. \N
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289 Crumpets with the Queen. \N
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290 Frolicking. \N
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291 Team-building exercises. \N
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292 Repression. \N
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293 Road head. \N
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193 Pooping back and forth. Forever. \N
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294 A bag of magic beans. \N
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295 An asymmetric boob job. \N
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296 Dead parents. \N
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297 Public ridicule. \N
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298 A mating display. \N
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299 A mime having a stroke. \N
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300 Stephen Hawking talking dirty. \N
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301 African children. \N
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302 Mouth herpes. \N
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303 Overcompensation. \N
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304 Bill Nye the Science Guy. \N
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305 Bitches. \N
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306 Italians. \N
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307 Have some more kugel. \N
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308 A windmill full of corpses. \N
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309 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II. \N
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310 Crippling debt. \N
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311 Adderall™. \N
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312 A stray pube. \N
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313 Shorties and blunts. \N
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314 Passing a kidney stone. \N
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315 Prancing. \N
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316 Leprosy. \N
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317 A brain tumor. \N
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318 Bees? \N
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319 Puppies! \N
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320 Cockfights. \N
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321 Kim Jong-il. \N
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322 Hope. \N
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323 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. \N
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324 Incest. \N
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325 Grave robbing. \N
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326 Asians who aren't good at math. \N
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327 Alcoholism. \N
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328 (I am doing Kegels right now.) \N
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329 Justin Bieber. \N
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330 The Jews. \N
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331 Bestiality. \N
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332 Winking at old people. \N
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333 Drum circles. \N
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334 Kids with ass cancer. \N
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335 Loose lips. \N
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336 Auschwitz. \N
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337 Civilian casualties. \N
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338 Inappropriate yelling. \N
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339 Tangled Slinkys. \N
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340 Being on fire. \N
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341 The Thong Song. \N
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342 A vajazzled vagina. \N
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343 Riding off into the sunset. \N
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344 Exchanging pleasantries. \N
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345 My relationship status. \N
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346 Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. \N
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347 Being fabulous. \N
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348 Lactation. \N
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349 Not reciprocating oral sex. \N
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350 Sobbing into a Hungry-Man® Frozen Dinner. \N
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351 My genitals. \N
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352 Date rape. \N
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353 Ring Pops™. \N
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354 GoGurt. \N
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355 Judge Judy. \N
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356 Lumberjack fantasies. \N
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357 The gays. \N
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358 Scientology. \N
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359 Estrogen. \N
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360 Police brutality. \N
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361 Passable transvestites. \N
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362 The Virginia Tech Massacre. \N
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363 Tiger Woods. \N
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364 Dick fingers. \N
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365 Racism. \N
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366 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards. \N
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368 Classist undertones. \N
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369 Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars. \N
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370 New Age music. \N
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371 PCP. \N
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372 A lifetime of sadness. \N
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373 Doin' it in the butt. \N
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374 Swooping. \N
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375 The Hamburglar. \N
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376 Tentacle porn. \N
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377 A hot mess. \N
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378 Too much hair gel. \N
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379 A look-see. \N
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380 Not giving a shit about the Third World. \N
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381 American Gladiators. \N
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382 The Kool-Aid Man. \N
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383 Mr. Snuffleupagus. \N
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384 Barack Obama. \N
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385 Golden showers. \N
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386 Wiping her butt. \N
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387 Queefing. \N
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388 Getting drunk on mouthwash. \N
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389 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. \N
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390 A robust mongoloid. \N
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391 Nazis. \N
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392 White privilege. \N
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393 An erection that lasts longer than four hours. \N
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394 A disappointing birthday party. \N
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395 Puberty. \N
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396 Two midgets shitting into a bucket. \N
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397 Wifely duties. \N
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398 The forbidden fruit. \N
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399 Getting so angry that you pop a boner. \N
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400 Sexual tension. \N
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401 Third base. \N
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402 A gassy antelope. \N
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403 Those times when you get sand in your vagina. \N
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404 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee. \N
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405 Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him). \N
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406 Racially-biased SAT questions. \N
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407 Porn stars. \N
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408 A fetus. \N
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409 Obesity. \N
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410 When you fart and a little bit comes out. \N
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411 Oompa-Loompas. \N
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412 BATMAN!!! \N
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413 Black people. \N
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414 Tasteful sideboob. \N
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415 Hot people. \N
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416 Grandma. \N
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417 Copping a feel. \N
|
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418 The Trail of Tears. \N
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419 Famine. \N
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420 Finger painting. \N
|
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421 The miracle of childbirth. \N
|
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422 Goats eating coins. \N
|
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423 A monkey smoking a cigar. \N
|
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424 Faith healing. \N
|
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425 Parting the Red Sea. \N
|
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426 Dead babies. \N
|
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427 The Amish. \N
|
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428 Impotence. \N
|
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429 Child Beauty pageants. \N
|
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430 Centaurs. \N
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431 AXE Body Spray. \N
|
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432 Kanye West. \N
|
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433 Women's suffrage. \N
|
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434 Children on leashes. \N
|
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435 Harry Potter erotica. \N
|
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436 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. \N
|
|
437 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. \N
|
|
438 Dwarf Tossing. \N
|
|
439 Mathletes. \N
|
|
440 Lunchables™. \N
|
|
441 Women in yogurt commercials. \N
|
|
442 John Wilkes Booth. \N
|
|
443 Powerful thighs. \N
|
|
444 Mr. Clean, right behind you. \N
|
|
445 Multiple stab wounds. \N
|
|
446 Cybernetic enhancements. \N
|
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447 Serfdom. \N
|
|
448 Another goddamn vampire movie. \N
|
|
450 A big hoopla about nothing. \N
|
|
451 Peeing a little bit. \N
|
|
452 The Hustle. \N
|
|
453 Ghosts. \N
|
|
454 Bananas in Pajamas. \N
|
|
455 Active listening. \N
|
|
456 Dry heaving. \N
|
|
457 Kamikaze pilots. \N
|
|
458 The Force. \N
|
|
459 Anal beads. \N
|
|
460 The Make-A-Wish® Foundation. \N
|
|
449 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook. \N
|
|
129 Masturbation. \N
|
|
367 Surprise sex! \N
|
|
249 Robert Downey, Jr. \N
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|
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|
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|
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|
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